View Full Version : Aren't all drugs bad!?!!
OdderMensch
1st April 2003, 12:27 AM
Well? i mean, Drugs man! bad, hello! MJ causes Cancer and all the science in the world couldn't convice me otherwise!
fishbob
1st April 2003, 12:49 AM
Drug abuse is bad. Addictive behavior is bad. nnn OKay?
OdderMensch
1st April 2003, 12:51 AM
no no, don't you see, its not the abuse, its the Drugs! You can't possibly use, say marijuana without abuseing it, anymore than you could be a social drinker or just have a cup of coffee to wake up in the morning!
Vitnir
1st April 2003, 01:57 AM
Is this some confusion on that the word drug means both illegal drug (heroine) and prescribed drug (medicine)?
LuxFerum
1st April 2003, 01:58 AM
no they arent.
all the science in the world couldn't convice me otherwise!
why do you wanna discuss it?
if they find a cure for cancer, will you smoke marijuana?
OdderMensch
1st April 2003, 02:02 AM
why do you wanna discuss it?
Because everyone must see that i'm right!
if they find a cure for cancer, will you smoke marijuana?
Smoke the Devils Weed!!!! Never!
LuxFerum
1st April 2003, 03:53 AM
if it doesnt harm you? why not?
Vitnir
1st April 2003, 04:08 AM
Originally posted by OdderMensch
Well? i mean, Drugs man! bad, hello! MJ causes Cancer and all the science in the world couldn't convice me otherwise!
:rolleyes: Gee, someone is having a April 1st trolling spree I think.
Kiri
1st April 2003, 12:12 PM
In fact, I treat them very well, indeed!
Seriously: marijuana isn't as damaging overall as alcohol, but nevertheless it IS illegal. So, in this difficult time, I've decided to show my support for our President and his War On Just About Everything by destroying every bit of marijuana I can lay my hands on! This is accomplished by burning it in small amounts in highly efficient appliances that allow NONE of the smoke to reach the pristine lungs of either our schoolchildren or our troops in the field!
GO USA! WE'RE #1!!
Denise
1st April 2003, 12:27 PM
I am so against drugs that I am going to donate money to Narcon. Oops, have to go, late for my auditing appt.
Originally posted by Kiri
In fact, I treat them very well, indeed!
Seriously: marijuana isn't as damaging overall as alcohol, but nevertheless it IS illegal. So, in this difficult time, I've decided to show my support for our President and his War On Just About Everything by destroying every bit of marijuana I can lay my hands on! This is accomplished by burning it in small amounts in highly efficient appliances that allow NONE of the smoke to reach the pristine lungs of either our schoolchildren or our troops in the field!
GO USA! WE'RE #1!!
Follow Bud Good to Mr. Big... Noodles, get the van!! Shoot the moon, shoot the moon!! To catch a doper, you must first become a smoker.
(recalls with mirth renting a tape of Reefer Madness, and taping 'Sweetleaf' by Black Sabbath over the lame end-credits soundtrack. Wonders if anyone noticed...)
LeFevre
1st April 2003, 03:44 PM
Everyone from Texas gets high, it is the law.
Kiri
1st April 2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Estimated Prophet
Follow Bud Good to Mr. Big... Noodles, get the van!! Shoot the moon, shoot the moon!! To catch a doper, you must first become a smoker.
(recalls with mirth renting a tape of Reefer Madness, and taping 'Sweetleaf' by Black Sabbath over the lame end-credits soundtrack. Wonders if anyone noticed...)
"(cough)(cough)(cough)(cough)(cough)" (music starts)
:D hee hee hee :D
I met a woman whose dad DIRECTED that movie! She confided that he was often drunk on the set. :p
OdderMensch
1st April 2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Kiri
In fact, I treat them very well, indeed!
Seriously: marijuana isn't as damaging overall as alcohol, but nevertheless it IS illegal. So, in this difficult time, I've decided to show my support for our President and his War On Just About Everything by destroying every bit of marijuana I can lay my hands on! This is accomplished by burning it in small amounts in highly efficient appliances that allow NONE of the smoke to reach the pristine lungs of either our schoolchildren or our troops in the field!
GO USA! WE'RE #1!!
Good for you Kiri! Make sure you use some kind of filtration method yourself.
Kiri
2nd April 2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by OdderMensch
Good for you Kiri! Make sure you use some kind of filtration method yourself.
A fine-mesh brass screen and a water reservoir have been found to be effective. Really, this is off-the-shelf technology; no R&D budget at all!
garys_2k
2nd April 2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by OdderMensch
Well? i mean, Drugs man! bad, hello! MJ causes Cancer and all the science in the world couldn't convice me otherwise!
So, if science couldn't convince you, is the problem the drug, or is it you?
citytom
2nd April 2003, 03:17 PM
You said that "MJ causes cancer". I'm not sure you've got it right. Maybe the act of smoking it may irritate the lungs and "cause" cancer, but what about if one eats it in brownies, or drinks it in Tea. Unless you can point to some study indicating that eating or drinking MJ causes cancer, you should change your statement to "Smoking MJ causes cancer". Smoking lettuce will probably irritate the lungs and "cause" cancer.
OdderMensch
2nd April 2003, 03:32 PM
;)
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