Paul Carey 1 million challange

[Hawk one]

Originally posted by LostAngeles
Hawk One: I believe no one's informed you that "America! F*** Yeah!" and that converting would mean doing math that involves actual numbers instead of letters. Don't you know how hard that is?

(161.29 cm; 61.3kg)

http://www.thinkmetric.co.uk/bmichart.gif

Not sure why, but the new metric graph refuses to show up properly, at least on my end. Anyone else having a problem with this?

Otherwise, your comment also managed to confuse me utterly until I'd reread it about half a dozen times, but I guess that was at least partially your intention. On the other hand, a woman that's willing to tell me her actual weight (and height) earns some respect points in my book.

[Metullus]

Originally posted by Hawk one
Not sure why, but the new metric graph refuses to show up properly, at least on my end. Anyone else having a problem with this?

Otherwise, your comment also managed to confuse me utterly until I'd reread it about half a dozen times, but I guess that was at least partially your intention. On the other hand, a woman that's willing to tell me her actual weight (and height) earns some respect points in my book.
I hesitate to point out that LA has yet to provide any evidence of "her" alleged feminine gender. "She" is, I submit, rather maydayish in "her" propensity to make outlandish claims while refusing to back them up.

Moreover, keep in mind, people, that "she" has now entered the catagory of applicant and is therefore to be viewed as potentially unstable.

[Hawk one]

Originally posted by Metullus
I hesitate to point out that LA has yet to provide any evidence of "her" alleged feminine gender. "She" is, I submit, rather maydayish in "her" propensity to make outlandish claims while refusing to back them up.

Moreover, keep in mind, people, that "she" has now entered the catagory of applicant and is therefore to be viewed as potentially unstable.

I notice you're ducking the subject of graphs failing to show up. Can you really be trustworthy?

[Metullus]

Originally posted by Hawk one
I notice you're ducking the subject of graphs failing to show up. Can you really be trustworthy?
When, precisely, did I ever claim to be trustworthy?

[Hawk one]

Originally posted by Metullus
When, precisely, did I ever claim to be trustworthy?

No. That's why I asked you. To see if you can (be trustworthy).

[jmercer]

Originally posted by Hawk one
Considering I had already put on clothes prior to the post, my statement still stands with any form of interpretation that's not a total non sequitur, yet I'm not eating chips in the nude.

Ashles was right, you really do have a dirty mind.



Moi? Dirty? Non, non! Smudged a bit here and there... perhaps a scuff or two... mayhap a blot... but dirty? Never! Remember, according to mayday, 1inchrist, lifegazer and Interesting Ian, the moment I joined these forums as a skeptic I had my brain washed. :D

[jmercer]

Originally posted by Metullus
I hesitate to point out that LA has yet to provide any evidence of "her" alleged feminine gender. "She" is, I submit, rather maydayish in "her" propensity to make outlandish claims while refusing to back them up.

Moreover, keep in mind, people, that "she" has now entered the catagory of applicant and is therefore to be viewed as potentially unstable.

As to the first... I'm sure she's female. Sometimes a guy can just tell. ;)

As to the second part... well. I could make a slightly misogynist remark about females being potentially unstable anyway - but the skeptic in me forces me to recognize that it's a human condition, and hardly restricted to a given sex. :D

(That and I like my cojones right where they are, thankyouverymucheveryone! ;))

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,
keep it coming,
it is beautiful quackery

remember tail gunner joe who hated communists

thankfully in the fiftys

there were no Irac (ies)

Red indians all wiped out

genocide is good

unless you are a nazi.

Reservation conserved on the throw of a dice

swap spirit for dollors

a-m-e-r-i-c-a


Thanks for your continued interest,

Paul Carey.

[Powa]

Originally posted by naughtyrasputin
Hello all,
keep it coming,
it is beautiful quackery

remember tail gunner joe who hated communists

thankfully in the fiftys

there were no Irac (ies)

Red indians all wiped out

genocide is good

unless you are a nazi.

Reservation conserved on the throw of a dice

swap spirit for dollors

a-m-e-r-i-c-a


Thanks for your continued interest,

Paul Carey.
Oh, my. His condition is deteriorating faster than anyone expected.

[LostAngeles]

It's occured to me that Paul Carey is a poet.

It's also occurred to me that I can't afford new pants and therefore should exercise.

However, Paul Carey is a poet.

I am now on the Soul of a Poet diet. Someone bring me a bib and a large steak knife.

*licks lips*

This is why poets are not a viable human form. They can't sense their own death...

MUHAHAHAHA...MUHAHAHAHAHA!

[Winny]

Originally posted by naughtyrasputin
Hello all,
keep it coming,
it is beautiful quackery

remember tail gunner joe who hated communists

thankfully in the fiftys

there were no Irac (ies)

Red indians all wiped out

genocide is good

unless you are a nazi.

Reservation conserved on the throw of a dice

swap spirit for dollors

a-m-e-r-i-c-a


Thanks for your continued interest,

Paul Carey. A poetry thread! Where's Mercutio?

OK, my turn;

Shirt tails not a good foundation
You are obviously aware of my abilities.
Third Party Receiver
Moderators are definately on the payroll
Your immediate response is most enjoyable
swap spirit for dollors
at the mutton
IGNORE THE RINGERS
Thank you for your continued interest

Winny

[NiallM]

Hey, Cork is next door to.... Limerick!

There was a claimed psychic called Carey
Of challenges he was quite wary,
When offfered a test,
He gibbered protest,
And now his ramblings are suddenly scary.

Any other efforts appreciated.

[Vikram]

An Irish wit named Paul
Thought he'd outwit them all.
But a deluge of food
Altered his mood
And on his conceit cast a pall.

[DivaLasVegas]

Carey " the psychic", proclaimed a gift,
when Kramer enquired, he was quiet miffed,

Carey says: " i want the million"
Kramer frowns: " not in a billion"

" first you proof what you can do"
" and show us your wonder woo woo!

and back and forth and forth and back,
Kramer cuts him no more slack,

Carey shouts: " i am the best"
Kramer yawns: " just take the test"

Since then Carey`s just been a user,
and a forum thread abuser,

forth and back and back and forth,
his every word to death us bores.



:D Greetz @ all

[Hawk one]

Oi, stop deraling the thread! If we're going to have poems, the poems will be aobut food, get it? :p

[DivaLasVegas]

Originally posted by Hawk one
Oi, stop deraling the thread! If we're going to have poems, the poems will be aobut food, get it? :p

Oh maaaan, i`m just not in the mood,
to write a poem about food,
but since you ask and seem insistent,
i will but try, i`m not resistant,
an ode to bread is in my mind,
a tastier subject? could not find,
what stands out in my mind the most,
is.......
Carey is as thick as toast !!!!

:D :D :D

[jmercer]

Originally posted by LostAngeles
It's occured to me that Paul Carey is a poet.

It's also occurred to me that I can't afford new pants and therefore should exercise.

However, Paul Carey is a poet.

I am now on the Soul of a Poet diet. Someone bring me a bib and a large steak knife.

*licks lips*

This is why poets are not a viable human form. They can't sense their own death...

MUHAHAHAHA...MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Hmm... considering the poet in question, I'd keep a rather large bottle of Maalox nearby. :D

[KRAMER]

Here is the new addition to the Challenge FAQ, inspired in part by the GSIC applicant Michael Anda, and in part by his spiritual predecessor, Paul Carey.

http://www.randi.org/research/faq.html#6.1

[KRAMER]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56940

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,
keep that gibberish coming ( what! no more reciepies).I am building up quite an interesting picture , nevertheless your continued interest is invaluable and much appreciated. If I was a moderator loading my own thread with bogus entries...........I will leave you with that " thought" .

See you soon,
Paul Carey.

[Ashles]

Originally posted by naughtyrasputin
Hello all,
keep that gibberish coming ( what! no more reciepies).I am building up quite an interesting picture , nevertheless your continued interest is invaluable and much appreciated. If I was a moderator loading my own thread with bogus entries...........I will leave you with that " thought" .
Haha! He uses "quotation marks" to describe his own "thought".

How hilariously apt.

That is indeed a "great" and "interesting" "thought" Paul.

Keep watching and building up your interesting picture. Most people could have worked it out by now, but no matter.
You'll get there in the end.

[Powa]

Tea (my recipe):

Boil a cup of water. Turn off heat. Add one bag of tea. Leave covered for 3-5 minutes. Add sugar or honey and a few drops of lemon juice. You can substitute lemon juice with rum.

Note: alcoholics can flip the water to rum ratio.

Enjoy. :D

[Moose]

Originally posted by Ashles
That is indeed a "great" and "interesting" "thought" Paul.

Keep watching and building up your interesting picture.

Let me guess, a color by number? (It's a sailboat!)

[jmercer]

Originally posted by naughtyrasputin
I will leave you with that " thought" .

Two fallacies in this statement by Paul Carey:

1) Paul and "thought" - mutually exclusive.

2) Paul and "leave" - wishful thinking.

[Beady]

I don't quite get it. Carey's challenge was closed so long ago that I'm not sure I even remember which one it was. Why is he still posting? And why are you all replying? Oh well, at least he seems to be confining his presence to this one thread.

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,
The reason so many people remain interested in my thread ( ten thousand plus), is how far jref and their cohorts will go to remain in denial. A closed mind is a self perpetuating trap. Just in case anyone forgot , they refused to test me on two other important parts of my challange.

Their rules state a mutually agreed venue and test facilitors, both of which they denied me from the start. The Irish group of testers did not exist at the time it was proposed. In fact when I contacted them they had never heard of jref. I have kept records of all communications made ( including kramers slander)


Thanks for your continued interest,

Paul Carey.

Please read section 6 of the Challenge FAQ (http://www.randi.org/research/faq.html) and your Membership Agreement, further breaches may result in further sanctions.

[Gr8wight]

Originally posted by naughtyrasputin
Hello all,
The reason so many people remain interested in my thread ( ten thousand plus), is how far jref and their cohorts will go to remain in denial. A closed mind is a self perpetuating trap. Just in case anyone forgot , they refused to test me on two other important parts of my challange.

Their rules state a mutually agreed venue and test facilitors, both of which they denied me from the start. The Irish group of testers did not exist at the time it was proposed. In fact when I contacted them they had never heard of jref. I have kept records of all communications made ( including kramers slander)


Thanks for your continued interest,

Paul Carey.



Paul,

This thread does indeed have very many views. Still less than half of those in the Audio Critic thread, though. I'm afraid that you just don't quite measure up. You see, the difference is, Mike Anda actually believed all the crap he spouted. You're disingenousness is far less compelling and dramatic. I invite you to keep trying, but don't be too disappointed when the realisation that you are merely half the ass that Mike was finally sets in. Have a good weekend. I know it will be good for me.

Regards,

Paul

[Squidd]

Of course people keep viewing this thread!

There are too many valuable recipes to ignore it!

[jmercer]

Just you guys wait... I'm going to post my candied ginger root/ginger syrup/ginger soda recipe on here.

Then all you hot spice-lovers will praise me to the skies! ;)

[Placebo]

I think these recipes are indeed feeding the troll!
He still seems to think that this is proof of our interest in him.

Perhaps this continuing thread is causing him further delusion and harm?

Then again - do we care? :D

[Ashles]

Originally posted by Placebo
Then again - do we care? :D
Nope.
If he chooses to assume we are still interested in him then he probably has a rich and detailed fantasy life in which people on street corners are talking abuot him, beautiful women were gazing at him a second before he turned round to check, and the CIA are wondering whether to recruit him this week or next week, or will it cause too powerful a shift in intelligence networks to be worth the risk.

Or maybe he was that little runty kid who always ran up and annoyed the big bullies because even being beaten up was better than being an ignored nobody.

Still while he keeps bumping it, he ensures that we'll always have quick reference to this great recipes thread. :)

[Beady]

Originally posted by Placebo
Then again - do we care? :D

Actually, yes. See Darat's warning, inserted into Carey's latest post. It looks like the countdown toward banning has begun.

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,

kramer and jref have gone suddenly silent.(succesfully sued by a certain spoon bender).
Anyone who sends me a photo (xxx) can have a demo free of charge. (otherwise all talk and no action)
Keep the gibberish and recepies coming .

Your interest is invaluable.

Free advice...... some of you need to find new quotes. e.g. "bite ,bite ,its head off... bite!(nietzsche)

Look foward to your rep (lies)

Being threatened with censorship will not endear me to your agenda.

Your input is much valued.
Paul Carey


Here it is again for the mentally lethargic. paulgcarey@eircom.net

Until the next time...................

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,

kramer and jref have gone suddenly silent.(succesfully sued by a certain spoon bender).
Anyone who sends me a photo (xxx) can have a demo free of charge. (otherwise all talk and no action)
Keep the gibberish and recepies coming .

Your interest is invaluable.

Free advice...... some of you need to find new quotes. e.g. "bite ,bite ,its head off... bite!(nietzsche)

Look foward to your rep (lies)

Being threatened with censorship will not endear me to your agenda.

Your input is much valued.
Paul Carey


Here it is again for the mentally lethargic. paulgcarey@eircom.net

Until the next time...................

[tim]

Paul, why are you posting gibberish?

[Beady]

Originally posted by tim
Paul, why are you posting gibberish?

Don't you get it? He doesn't think he is.

[tim]

Originally posted by Beady
Don't you get it? He doesn't think he is.

I know. Sigh.

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all ,
keep it coming ,
WHAT NO PICS.

If the idea of a personality cult came up..............


You cannot recognise it,

But if you refuse to aknowlage it .

Paul Carey.

[naughtyrasputin]

;) About time for me to apply again.

Naughty rasputin.

[jmercer]

Originally posted by naughtyrasputin
;) About time for me to apply again.

Naughty rasputin.

Hey, Paul, got any good recipes? Maybe you can contribute something useful if you do. :D

[Squidd]

Hey, which one was he again--one of the ones that can only send their thoughts, right?

Must be why he still hasn't picked up that nobody cares.

[Beady]

Originally posted by Squidd
Hey, which one was he again--one of the ones that can only send their thoughts, right?

Must be why he still hasn't picked up that nobody cares.

Y'know, I really and truly have forgotten what his claim was.

[IXP]

Originally posted by Beady
Y'know, I really and truly have forgotten what his claim was.
Wasn't it that he could waste more hours of JREF forum members than anyone thought possible? Too bad, he was outdone by Wellfed.

IXP

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,
sorry my last post never made it through ,
bite, bite ...................... its head off , bite!( nietzsche).

Hope this one is not censored.

Paul Carey.

[naughtyrasputin]

WHAT! NO PICS ( OR B...S ) . Perhaps I have WMD's .

What about this idea......

Let your politicians decide.

Gutless wonders.


Thanks for your continued interest .

Paul Carey.

[Donks]

So are you going to be reasonable this time and provide a receiver or are you going to once again weasel out by demanding that someone else provide an excuse/receiver for you?

[Beady]

Originally posted by Donks
So are you going to be reasonable this time and provide a receiver or are you going to once again weasel out by demanding that someone else provide an excuse/receiver for you?

What, in the name of whatever you hold sacred, makes you think that Carey even reads these posts, much less replies to them?

From the pattern, he seems to have some sort of entry in a datebook telling him it's time to post in this forum. However, he doesn't seem to have any "message" at all, other than to remind us he's still around.

Kind of makes you wonder why anyone with psychic abilities needs a computer to remind people he's "here." Can't he send a psychic message to us all?

[Powa]

Originally posted by Beady
Can't he send a psychic message to us all?
Oh, but we are not suitable receivers.

[Donks]

Originally posted by Beady
What, in the name of whatever you hold sacred, makes you think that Carey even reads these posts, much less replies to them?
The Cardinals won 2 out of 3 from both the Red Sox and the Yankees last week.

What? I pray at the Altar of the Mighty Redbirds, otherwise known as Busch Stadium. Cardinal Pujols rocks. :p

[rwguinn]

Originally posted by Donks
The Cardinals won 2 out of 3 from both the Red Sox and the Yankees last week.

What? I pray at the Altar of the Mighty Redbirds, otherwise known as Busch Stadium. Cardinal Pujols rocks. :p

Excuse Me--we're trying to have a serious discussion here.

The use of the new "de-fanged" jalapenos in salsa and chili is for girlie-men! If you can't stand the heat, use Aneheim Chili!

[Donks]

Originally posted by rwguinn
Excuse Me--we're trying to have a serious discussion here.

Cardinals Baseball is serious.
The use of the new "de-fanged" jalapenos in salsa and chili is for girlie-men! If you can't stand the heat, use Aneheim Chili!
I agree. In fact, Americans should only used that new fangled pure capsaicin sauce, By the gallon.

[alfaniner]

Originally posted by Donks
Cardinals Baseball is serious.

I agree. In fact, Americans should only used that new fangled pure capsaicin sauce, By the gallon.

Here's what you need -- The Source Hot Sauce. 7.1 million Scoville units!!! (http://www.originaljuan.com/product.asp?prodID=398)

The Source too. $90.00 the ounce. (http://www.insanechicken.com/the_source_hot_sauce.html)

[Winterfrost]

I'm starting to think that this was all a diabolical plot to ensure his postings would be dismissed as crazy rantings when they are, in fact, coded instructions to his Illuminati brethren around the world.

I want in ,

You really have all your lamps...

In the same submarine.

[KRAMER]

I report all Red Sox postings to the administrator for potential banning.

Watch it.

[Bronze Dog]

Edited by Darat
This post has been removed because BronzeDog is a baseball-hating doodie head. Further posts involving replicable double-blind control studies showing baseball's alleged suckitude will result in BronzeDog's banning.

Not really edited by Darat at 10:32 AM on 6/14/2005.

[KRAMER]

Darat must have meant the Red Sox' suckitude.

I apologize on his behalf.

[CptColumbo]

It is the year of the Twins.

Mark my words.

Or don't...

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,
I have just had a piece of paper stuck to the end of my nose for the last year.....,

funny no one noticed.

Thanks for your continued ignorest,



Paul Carey.

[gmanontario]

It was toilet paper and nobody wanted to notice...:D

[jmercer]

Ah, but the part that no-one wanted to see was the brown stuff stuck to the paper - you know, his head? :biggrin:

[Ashles]

And then it was time to just let the thread die.

Just let it die.

Walk into the light, sweet thread, your time is done...

[Beady]

Originally posted by Ashles
And then it was time to just let the thread die.

Just let it die.

Walk into the light, sweet thread, your time is done...

Not going to happen. Every week or two, Carey bumps it up to the top.

[jmercer]

Beady, you're right. I wonder if Darat would lock the thread or something?

[Darat]

I understand the reasoning behind the suggestion of locking the thread and there are even reasons for banning naughtyrasputin however (so far) I have not done so as I would rather allow him by his actions to demonstrate the type of person he is. With that in mind his posts have merely continued to show, albeit in a very tedious and puerile manner, how correct KRAMER and the JREF were in their assessment.

Obviously if he commits a major transgression I will take further action.

[jmercer]

Fair enough. And for my part, I'll continue to make humorous and trenchant remarks about his postings - unless I decide to share some more great recipes, instead. :)

[Ashles]

Originally posted by jmercer
Fair enough. And for my part, I'll continue to make humorous and trenchant remarks about his postings - unless I decide to share some more great recipes, instead. :)
I've given up on even that. His postings are just stupid now, not even entertainingly so.

It's just become like watching an unpopular child at school bang his head against a desk or do something equally stupid just so the other kids will look at him for a brief moment. ETA: Oh I've just noticed I've already made that analogy earlier on in the thread - I'm even repeating myself now

Oh well, hopefully he'll get bored or embarassed at some point (note to self, don't hold breath).

[Beady]

Originally posted by Ashles
Oh well, hopefully he'll get bored or embarassed at some point (note to self, don't hold breath).

I think I've said this before, but I think he's got some sort of auto-reminder set. I'm also reasonably sure that he reads neither our posts nor even his own. It's purely a "I'm still here" ploy.

I don't think locking the thread would do any good; he'd just start another. He's annoying, but I haven't seen him do anything that would justify banning (although I wish Darat would expand on that hint -- what reasons?).


Why is it that being the good guys means you have to let the bad guys run roughshod all over you? Why can't we have some sort of Riot Act where, after people like Carey push us over the line, the gloves can come off?

[naughtyrasputin]

Hello all,
kramer and company commited slander (or libel)............ or both . Anyone noticed how silent they have become.Have not gone to a lawyer.
YET.

J.m. is a lackey



Bite, bite , its head off.....bite! (nietzche).

[jmercer]

Originally posted by naughtyrasputin
Hello all,
kramer and company commited slander (or libel)............ or both . Anyone noticed how silent they have become.Have not gone to a lawyer.
YET.

J.m. is a lackey

Wow! I got an honorable mention from a certified lunatic! I'm a made man, now! :D

[Beady]

Originally posted by jmercer
I'm a made man, now! :D

Do you really want that publicized?

[prewitt81]

I think he should communicate with his lawyer using only his amazing telepathy.

[jmercer]

Originally posted by Beady
Do you really want that publicized?

Oh. Well... too late now... ;)