I have met the Goddess

[Beleth]

As I was sitting in front of the television last night, the Goddess appeared to me. She said, "The Laws of Physics command that you sit up straight, Beleth," and I was compelled to do so.

She then, again through The Laws of Physics, compelled me to get in my car and control it, and I did. It was if my actions were predetermined by the Goddess, as surely as my car's actions were predetermined by me.

She then compelled me to drive her to a fancy restaurant, where I was forced to order the most expensive thing on the menu for both of us, and a bottle of the finest champagne. We were served by a waiter who introduced himself as "Fran Koh," or something like that. He had a pained expression on his face, as if he didn't want to be there but was forced to be.

While we were at dinner, the Goddess showed me the little strings attached to each atom of my body. These strings, she explained, are what The Laws of Physics use to control me like a puppet. I am made of atoms, after all.

The Goddess then compelled me to drive my car to a hot nightclub, where we danced all night... which is surprising, because my dancing has been previously described as "like watching a dog scratch fleas." I danced wonderfully. I think it was because of the total control The Laws of Physics had over me.

On our way home, I drove my car into numerous telephone poles, trash cans, and species of indigenous fauna. The Goddess laughed it off as being "those pesky Laws of Physics" controlling me again. When we got to my door, she gave me a big wet sloppy kiss on the cheek and vanished as suddenly as she had arrived.

I have seen the Goddess, and I believe.

If a word of this isn't true, may Randi not give me the million dollars.

[Franko's Goddess]

Beleth speaks the truth, although the Champagne was not the Grande Dame, but a slightly lesser Veuve Cliquot.

[Dragonrock]

What? You mean she doesn't put out?

[Franko's Goddess]

Not on the first date, she doesn't, my little graviton.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Franko's Goddess
Not on the first date, she doesn't, my little graviton.

Wait... I'm confused. What was Beleth's gender again?

[Franko's Goddess]

Originally posted by c4ts


Wait... I'm confused. What was Beleth's gender again?
How doth the spinning graviton
Disclose its hidden gender?
By hiding in the cyclotron
and floating in the blender.

The up, the down, the top, the strange,
All have a part to play;
And when each one its work is done
Then know its sex we may.

The dark, the light, the dark, the day,
The cosmic dance unfurled
And from the greater multiverse
This universe is hurled.

[c4ts]

For a logical Goddess, it doesn't seem very logical to answer a "male, female, or other" question with poetry.

[neutrino_cannon]

Judging by the latest graphical representation of the Godess, i'm geussing she doesn't care if the price is high enough.

[Franko's Goddess]

Gender is a binary function like true and false.

Beleth seems to be male but the Goddess doesn't go to second on the first date.

[Dragonrock]

Originally posted by Franko's Goddess
Gender is a binary function like true and false.

Beleth seems to be male but the Goddess doesn't go to second on the first date.

Then why did you create hermaphrodites? Which way does their gravaton spin? If one human in 1000 is born sexually ambiguous how can it be a binary function?

[Franko's Goddess]

Your rocks is draggin' - pay attention.
The goddess didn't create the gravitons, she just helps them along. Those hermaphrodites always have a tendency toward male or female. THE COIN CAN'T LAND ON ITS SIDE! They spin, they're just a little slower in their rotational velocity, or maybe their angular momentum.

You aren't saying that the coin always lands tails up, are you?

[Dragonrock]

You can have children born with extra chromosomes so that their sexual setup is uncertain such as XXY which leaves them with both male and female characteristics and no true genetic sexuallity.

PS. Are we still on for Saturday night? I was able to get tickets to the Dallas Stars game.

[Franko's Goddess]

Only if it involves fried catfish, fried okra, and Lone Star.

Grab a couple pack of Luckies, too.

If they're XXY they spin clockwise. Just at 2/3 the angular momentum of an XX.

[Dragonrock]

Originally posted by Franko's Goddess
Only if it involves fried catfish, fried okra, and Lone Star.

Grab a couple pack of Luckies, too.

If they're XXY they spin clockwise. Just at 2/3 the angular momentum of an XX.

Please excuse me for correcting you your goddessness, but, this is Texas, not Louisiana. While we are south of the Mason-Dixon line, we are not southern, we are Texan. We have steaks and roasted corn on the cob and nobody in their right mind drinks Lone Star. I'll bring a couple of rib-eyes, medium-rare, and some local brew.

PS. And it's filterless Camels also.

PPS. does the 2/3 ratio apply after 5 pm and on weekends?

[Franko's Goddess]

Hey Dragonbreath - if the Goddess wants okra, you best obtain some okra - I been to texas - and baton rouge - and I have catfish both places.

As for Luckies - that's all about Fate. With Camels, you're claiming that the pack is always going to fall dromedary-side up.

And we know what that means.

[Dragonrock]

Originally posted by Franko's Goddess
Hey Dragonbreath - if the Goddess wants okra, you best obtain some okra - I been to texas - and baton rouge - and I have catfish both places.

As for Luckies - that's all about Fate. With Camels, you're claiming that the pack is always going to fall dromedary-side up.

And we know what that means.

You know what, Kiss my entire butt. I've decided to take the GTITS, He brings Tacos and I bring the beer. Plus, chicks dig him and I have no problem with leftovers.

PS. Look for me by the glass, B!tch.

[marxist2]

The HOLY monkies have spoken in the words of the Holy Order of Lenin! The tofu that has spread through our world, is the leader of all sin. It has been found that the Logical Godess and TLOP eat tofu! The HOLY monkies, those that are higher on the trees, have ssaid that the tofu has aligned its armies with the evil of Herbert Spencer, the leader of the anti-MONKIES. We must use the greatness of nuclear power to destroy the evil of tofu and eraticate the evils of TLOP, the Logical Godess, and Herbert Spencer from reality and the annals of Theory!

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Franko's Goddess
Gender is a binary function like true and false.

No it isn't. There are hermaphrodites and asexuals, and the possibility of new sexes we haven't even discovered. That's why there is the "other" option. Thanks for answering my question, though.

[Franko's Goddess]

C4 - sounds explosive doesn't it -

You've been around long enough to know that everything in the Frankenverse is either/or. There's no middle ground. Those things you call hermaphrodites are like those that claim the coin won't come up heads or tails. They're the quantum foam of the human race. But you know what? Their wave function collapses when you look at them.

It's always a pleasure.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Franko's Goddess
C4 - sounds explosive doesn't it -

You've been around long enough to know that everything in the Frankenverse is either/or. There's no middle ground. Those things you call hermaphrodites are like those that claim the coin won't come up heads or tails. They're the quantum foam of the human race. But you know what? Their wave function collapses when you look at them.

It's always a pleasure.

All I knows is, I know where to find pictures of chicks with dicks but I'll get banned if I post them here.

By the way, c4ts is "cats" spelled with a 4.

[neutrino_cannon]

Originally posted by c4ts


All I knows is, I know where to find pictures of chicks with dicks but I'll get banned if I post them here.

By the way, c4ts is "cats" spelled with a 4.

Chick with dicks, twice the fun! But a woe to the logical deists, who merely wish these interesting combinations out of existance.

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