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vbloke
18th February 2005, 04:41 PM
As proof of my paranormal power, I am going to try and convince Sylvia Browne that she is a fraud.

Surely it would take someone with paranormal abilities to persuade her that she's a fake, so I'm ready to rise to the challenge.

Can anyone here help me come up with a suitable way in which I could do this so I can apply for the prize?
Ladewig
18th February 2005, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by vbloke
As proof of my paranormal power, I am going to try and convince Sylvia Browne that she is a fraud.

Surely it would take someone with paranormal abilities to persuade her that she's a fake, so I'm ready to rise to the challenge.

Can anyone here help me come up with a suitable way in which I could do this so I can apply for the prize?

Welcome to the board Sisyphus, er, I mean vbloke.
Chocolate Chip
18th February 2005, 05:20 PM
vbloke/Sisyphus :D
As proof of my paranormal power, I am going to try and convince Sylvia Browne that she is a fraud.

She probably already knows she's a fraud. The real challenge would be to convince her followers.

Welcome aboard.
vbloke
18th February 2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Chocolate Chip
vbloke/Sisyphus :D


She probably already knows she's a fraud. The real challenge would be to convince her followers.

Welcome aboard.

true
maybe we could organise some reverse proaganda instead - dropping leaflets and 30 second TV adverts saying "ALL YOUR BASELESS CLAIMS ARE BELONG TO US"
voodoochile
18th February 2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by vbloke
true
maybe we could organise some reverse proaganda instead - dropping leaflets and 30 second TV adverts saying "ALL YOUR BASELESS CLAIMS ARE BELONG TO US"

No, I think you will need to get the recently dead to help you out. Just get them to contact her and tell her she's a fraud.

Oh wait... she's a fraud she won't be able to hear them...

Hmmm...

Perhaps you could get one of your future selves to send her a message that on such and such a date she will reveal she's a fraud...

oh... darn.... there's that fraud problem again...

hmmmm.....

I know... all the JREF posters could pick a time and simultaneously all thin, "Sylvia... you are a fraud. Tell the world you are a fraud." and use the telepathic power of many minds to force the idea into her consciousness...

crap... I keep forgetting... she's a fraud...

Okay, use the flyers, but instead of doing something mundane like dropping them from an airplane or using the mail or even starting a website, ask Sylvia to distriput them using telekenisis...

damn it... I give up... nevermind...
jmercer
18th February 2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by vbloke
true
maybe we could organise some reverse proaganda instead - dropping leaflets and 30 second TV adverts saying "ALL YOUR BASELESS CLAIMS ARE BELONG TO US"

What you say??