Dr Adequate
22nd February 2005, 08:58 AM
Liars, swindlers, and thieves... no wonder they're afraid of federal agents.
Dr Rita Louise doesn't really claim that homeopathic medicine is intended for treatment "of any disease of any kind" (http://www.soulhealer.com/disclaimer.htm) : Homeopathic Medicine for Adults... acne, alergy, appetite control, arthritis, asthma... Disclaimer: I acknowledge that the teachings and methods of Rita Louise, Ph.D. are not intended for the diagnosis, treatment, care, alleviation, mitigation, prevention or care of any disease of any kind, in anyway... In addition, I hereby attest and affirm that I am here as a client, on this and any subsequent visits, solely on my behalf and not as an agent for federal, state or local agencies on a mission of entrapment or for any investigative purpose.
Dr J. D. Decupere, chiropractor, doesn't really claim to treat high blood pressure (http://www.healthalternatives2000.com) : After much investigation and analysis, Dr. Decuypere has found an answer. Advanced Pressure Control is a special product combining Chinese herbal components and all-natural ingredients, reported by hundreds of thousands of patients to lower blood pressure within one to seven days. "I have had positive results with every one of my patients suffering from high blood pressure, and the most exciting part is that there are no side effects." ... Disclaimer... These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Michael Biamonte doesn't really claim to treat candida (http://www.health-truth.com) : CLICK HERE TO CONTACT US ABOUT OUR CANDIDA TREATMENT PROGRAM... Medical Disclaimer... We make no attempts to cure any "condition." We make no claims or imply any claims that suggestions are given to cure any condition. We do not claim that any nutritional supplements such as vitamins, minerals, herbs or proteins will cure any condition, nor that its purpose is to cure any condition. Neither Michael Biamonte CCN nor his staff intends to practice medicine in any way... We do not prescribe, nor do we treat disease.
Scientologists don't really claim anything at all about their Purification treatment (http://www.clearbodyclearmind.com) : Purification program can improve personality --- and IQ! Find out about the only effective program that eliminates the devastating effects of drugs and toxins... Medical Disclaimer: The Purification® program cannot be construed as a recommendation of medical treatment or medication. It is not professed to be physical or medical treatment nor is any such claim made. There are no medical recommendations or claims for the Purification program or for any of the vitamin or mineral regimens described in this book.... The author makes no warranties or representation as to the effectiveness of the Purification program.
Karen Ryan doesn't really claim to give medical advice (http://www.astrologyzine.com/ask-karen-about-crystals.shtml) : Turquoise is excellent for boosting the immune system. It is a stone which protects the whole body. If you suffer from internal disorders such as stomach flu or systemic immune problems, Turquoise can help alleviate the symptoms. If you have frequent head colds, viruses, lung congestion, etc., I suggest the Amethyst to help rebuild your immunity. Wear a pendant of either the Turquoise or Amethyst crystal about 1-1/2 inches over the Heart Chakra. Also, Purple or Green Fluorite is better for unblocking head or sinus or ear congestion. You should feel some improvements after a few days of wearing the crystals... DISCLAIMER: Any advice given here... should not be construed as medical advice.
Electroacupuncturists don't really claim to improve "any disease condition whatsoever" (http://www.med-tronik.de/html/elektroakupunktur-e.html) : Dr Voll's Electroacupuncture is based on Traditional Chinese Medicine, which has a history going back thousands of years and which uses acupuncture to detect the energetic disturbances which are regarded as being the root causes of the symptoms of disease. The originator of electroacupuncture, Dr Reinhold Voll, succeeded in the electronic location and rebalancing of acupuncture points. Disclaimer... Absolutely no claims are made that this will result in improvement in any disease condition whatsoever.
Reiki practitioners don't really claim to offer medical treatment (http://www.kundalini-reiki.net/what_is_reiki_.html) : Reiki, meaning 'universal life energy' is a form of energy healing which is now increasingly recognized for its ability to heal on all levels (physical, mental, emotional and spiritual) and promote total holistic well-being. It energizes and heals the body... DISCLAIMER... teachers/practitioners do not diagnose medical conditions, nor do they perform medical treatment.
"Sound therapists" don't really claim that "sound therapy" works (http://www.new-mindmachines.com) : When vibration is in balance the body is healthy. When a disease or dis-ease is present we can become unhealthy. It is possible to use sound to project the correct resonant frequency of that part of the body which is vibrating out of harmony back into the body, causing it to return to its natural frequency and return to a state of health... Disclaimer... None of the machines, devices or equipment are intended to diagnosis or treat any physical or mental/emotional disease or condition.
Ronnie Allen doesn't really claim that "gem elixirs" treat disease (http://www.thecrystaltarot.com/crystal_gemelixirs.html) : I made a gem elixir with the following stones: Apricot aventurine: Treats disorders of the lungs and adrenal glands... Petrified wood: Treatment of atrophied portions of the body, paralysis... Sugilite: used in treatment of disease, asthma These gem elixirs do work! ... Disclaimer... Healing and medicine are two different things... No methods taught by Ronnie Allen are for the purpose of diagnosing, treating, alleviating, mitigating, curing, preventing, or caring for disease in any way whatsoever.
Radionics woos don't really claim that their product works (http://www.raydionics.com) : Radionics is a method of healing and diagnosing at a distance... Disclaimer... no claims to diagnose, treat or cure diseases are implied.
And then there's these people (http://www.healingspiral.com). I still can't figure out exactly what it is that they don't really claim to be able to do, but anyone who can describe themselves as "A Non-Traditional School of Ancient Learning" has won a little place in my heart.
Dr Rita Louise doesn't really claim that homeopathic medicine is intended for treatment "of any disease of any kind" (http://www.soulhealer.com/disclaimer.htm) : Homeopathic Medicine for Adults... acne, alergy, appetite control, arthritis, asthma... Disclaimer: I acknowledge that the teachings and methods of Rita Louise, Ph.D. are not intended for the diagnosis, treatment, care, alleviation, mitigation, prevention or care of any disease of any kind, in anyway... In addition, I hereby attest and affirm that I am here as a client, on this and any subsequent visits, solely on my behalf and not as an agent for federal, state or local agencies on a mission of entrapment or for any investigative purpose.
Dr J. D. Decupere, chiropractor, doesn't really claim to treat high blood pressure (http://www.healthalternatives2000.com) : After much investigation and analysis, Dr. Decuypere has found an answer. Advanced Pressure Control is a special product combining Chinese herbal components and all-natural ingredients, reported by hundreds of thousands of patients to lower blood pressure within one to seven days. "I have had positive results with every one of my patients suffering from high blood pressure, and the most exciting part is that there are no side effects." ... Disclaimer... These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
Michael Biamonte doesn't really claim to treat candida (http://www.health-truth.com) : CLICK HERE TO CONTACT US ABOUT OUR CANDIDA TREATMENT PROGRAM... Medical Disclaimer... We make no attempts to cure any "condition." We make no claims or imply any claims that suggestions are given to cure any condition. We do not claim that any nutritional supplements such as vitamins, minerals, herbs or proteins will cure any condition, nor that its purpose is to cure any condition. Neither Michael Biamonte CCN nor his staff intends to practice medicine in any way... We do not prescribe, nor do we treat disease.
Scientologists don't really claim anything at all about their Purification treatment (http://www.clearbodyclearmind.com) : Purification program can improve personality --- and IQ! Find out about the only effective program that eliminates the devastating effects of drugs and toxins... Medical Disclaimer: The Purification® program cannot be construed as a recommendation of medical treatment or medication. It is not professed to be physical or medical treatment nor is any such claim made. There are no medical recommendations or claims for the Purification program or for any of the vitamin or mineral regimens described in this book.... The author makes no warranties or representation as to the effectiveness of the Purification program.
Karen Ryan doesn't really claim to give medical advice (http://www.astrologyzine.com/ask-karen-about-crystals.shtml) : Turquoise is excellent for boosting the immune system. It is a stone which protects the whole body. If you suffer from internal disorders such as stomach flu or systemic immune problems, Turquoise can help alleviate the symptoms. If you have frequent head colds, viruses, lung congestion, etc., I suggest the Amethyst to help rebuild your immunity. Wear a pendant of either the Turquoise or Amethyst crystal about 1-1/2 inches over the Heart Chakra. Also, Purple or Green Fluorite is better for unblocking head or sinus or ear congestion. You should feel some improvements after a few days of wearing the crystals... DISCLAIMER: Any advice given here... should not be construed as medical advice.
Electroacupuncturists don't really claim to improve "any disease condition whatsoever" (http://www.med-tronik.de/html/elektroakupunktur-e.html) : Dr Voll's Electroacupuncture is based on Traditional Chinese Medicine, which has a history going back thousands of years and which uses acupuncture to detect the energetic disturbances which are regarded as being the root causes of the symptoms of disease. The originator of electroacupuncture, Dr Reinhold Voll, succeeded in the electronic location and rebalancing of acupuncture points. Disclaimer... Absolutely no claims are made that this will result in improvement in any disease condition whatsoever.
Reiki practitioners don't really claim to offer medical treatment (http://www.kundalini-reiki.net/what_is_reiki_.html) : Reiki, meaning 'universal life energy' is a form of energy healing which is now increasingly recognized for its ability to heal on all levels (physical, mental, emotional and spiritual) and promote total holistic well-being. It energizes and heals the body... DISCLAIMER... teachers/practitioners do not diagnose medical conditions, nor do they perform medical treatment.
"Sound therapists" don't really claim that "sound therapy" works (http://www.new-mindmachines.com) : When vibration is in balance the body is healthy. When a disease or dis-ease is present we can become unhealthy. It is possible to use sound to project the correct resonant frequency of that part of the body which is vibrating out of harmony back into the body, causing it to return to its natural frequency and return to a state of health... Disclaimer... None of the machines, devices or equipment are intended to diagnosis or treat any physical or mental/emotional disease or condition.
Ronnie Allen doesn't really claim that "gem elixirs" treat disease (http://www.thecrystaltarot.com/crystal_gemelixirs.html) : I made a gem elixir with the following stones: Apricot aventurine: Treats disorders of the lungs and adrenal glands... Petrified wood: Treatment of atrophied portions of the body, paralysis... Sugilite: used in treatment of disease, asthma These gem elixirs do work! ... Disclaimer... Healing and medicine are two different things... No methods taught by Ronnie Allen are for the purpose of diagnosing, treating, alleviating, mitigating, curing, preventing, or caring for disease in any way whatsoever.
Radionics woos don't really claim that their product works (http://www.raydionics.com) : Radionics is a method of healing and diagnosing at a distance... Disclaimer... no claims to diagnose, treat or cure diseases are implied.
And then there's these people (http://www.healingspiral.com). I still can't figure out exactly what it is that they don't really claim to be able to do, but anyone who can describe themselves as "A Non-Traditional School of Ancient Learning" has won a little place in my heart.