Want to own a ghost?

[Odin]

Ebay is selling one. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16710&item=5561538999&rd=1)

So has ebay changed there no selling souls policy?

"She is a real live Ghost" :rolleyes:

[Dr Adequate]

Well I'm tempted...

But there's something fishy about the description of the merchandise.

A "real live ghost"?

Er...

A real... live... ghost?

Also...

Is it a cute ghost like Caspar, or is is one of those nasty ones that vomits ectoplasm?

You can't get that stuff out of the carpet, you know.

How do you ship a ghost? It's a long way from Salt Lake City to the UK. Is special packaging required?

Do I have to pay a duty on imported spirits?