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thatguywhojuggles
24th March 2005, 03:46 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Potato-pervert-jailed/2005/03/24/1111525270309.html?oneclick=true


A Maori healer who used traditional indigenous practices to treat patients has been jailed for three and a half years for sexually violating two patients with potatoes.



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Beleth
24th March 2005, 04:40 PM
There's a wonderful pun in there somewhere, struggling to break free.
thatguywhojuggles
24th March 2005, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Beleth
There's a wonderful pun in there somewhere, struggling to break free.

If he was using french fries, one could say he was using a french tickler.


Okay, I admit... I suck at puns.
ilk
24th March 2005, 07:00 PM
*Sigh* :(

I guess us Kiwi's aren't immune to this type of thing.
teddygrahams
24th March 2005, 07:24 PM
If only there were some sexual slang word that rhymed with spud....
SezMe
24th March 2005, 08:03 PM
Maybe Potato Head.
Nex
24th March 2005, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by teddygrahams
If only there were some sexual slang word that rhymed with spud....

Pud.
Chimera
25th March 2005, 02:40 AM
Sounds like this healer guy let his power go to his head, and became a dick-tater. Hey-ooooooooh!

Jen :roll:
Fizzer
25th March 2005, 09:40 AM
And if somehow a woman became pregnant from this, her kids would be Tater Tots!
kedo1981
25th March 2005, 10:40 AM
Why is this spud smiling?
sackett
25th March 2005, 11:06 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the name Mr. Potato Head.
phildonnia
25th March 2005, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by J-No
Sounds like this healer guy let his power go to his head, and became a dick-tater.

Ha! That's it! Thank you!
And welcome to the forum.
phildonnia
25th March 2005, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by ilk
*Sigh* :(
I guess us Kiwi's aren't immune to this type of thing.

Kiwi - Potato; I can see the confusion. Kiwis have hair on them.
sackett
25th March 2005, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by phildonnia
Kiwi - Potato; I can see the confusion. Kiwis have hair on them.

Let me be the first busybody to remind you that the kiwi of NZ, my other native country (Toa! Ao Te Aroa!), is a funny-looking bird, not a funny-looking fruit.

Speaking of kiwi fruit -- jeebus but I'm glad that healer used a potato!
SpaceFluffer
25th March 2005, 12:40 PM
You want fries with that?
phildonnia
25th March 2005, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by sackett
Let me be the first busybody to remind you that the kiwi of NZ, my other native country (Toa! Ao Te Aroa!), is a funny-looking bird, not a funny-looking fruit.

Speaking of kiwi fruit -- jeebus but I'm glad that healer used a potato!

Sorry, I confuse all those small, fuzzy, round, flightless things.

Edited to Add:
Hey, who says I wasn't talking about the bird?