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Renfield
3rd April 2003, 12:39 PM
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Bearded Man's Wife: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Bearded Man: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

whitefork
3rd April 2003, 12:41 PM
I think the logical followup is "Cursed are the cheesecutters".

Fade
3rd April 2003, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by whitefork
I think the logical followup is "Cursed are the cheesecutters".

Okay that is clever and hilarious.

3rd April 2003, 02:15 PM
(once again) Well, you have got a very big nose...

bjornart
4th April 2003, 12:31 AM
"Oh it's the Meek...Blessed are the meek! That's nice, I'm glad
they're getting something 'cos they have a hell of a time."

whitefork
4th April 2003, 04:12 AM
The meek shall inherit the dirt, they say.

Crossbow
4th April 2003, 04:18 AM
Your nose is going to be three foot wide if you do not shut up!

And I wasn't picking it!

Iconoclast
4th April 2003, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by whitefork
The meek shall inherit the dirt, they say.
No, no.

"The meek shall inherit the earth.... if that's alright with you"

magimix
4th April 2003, 06:11 AM
Reminds of a funny 'Off the Mark' cartoon I saw once, where the meek inherit the Earth, only to be sued by the bold :-)

Ah, here we are (top left panel) -
http://www.offthemark.com/law/law04.htm

Skeptical Greg
4th April 2003, 06:45 AM
I thought it was..


"The cheap shall inherit the dearth."