There, are you Americans happy now?

[saddam]

Rumors of my death have been too exagerrated.
Look here to see my handsome face: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/02/24/iraq/main541815.shtml

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by saddam
Rumors of my death have been too exagerrated.
Look here to see my handsome face: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/02/24/iraq/main541815.shtml

HAHAHAHAHA!

Stay outside, Saddam. Stay outside where we can see you. Rotate the camera around landmarks like you folks just did before. Keep doing that.

JK

[saddam]

Oh, but I remember. You americans like guessing games. You like to talk and talk and talk. So now you can't wonder if I'm alive or not, you will be sad. Not to worry. I will give you a new mystery to think about. In your newspaper today you read:

Iraqi information Minister Sahaf: "We will commit a non-conventional act on them, not necessarily military... We will do something that will be a great example for these mercenaries."

Sahaf, asked if Iraq would used weapons of mass destruction: "No, not at all. But we will conduct a kind of martyrdom operation."
So you probably are wondering now, what is Saddam going to do? And maybe you are wondering, why would Saddam take the fun out of the surprise by telling you something is coming ahead of time?

Now you have fun talking!

[Mel]

Saddam, when Tvtalkshows is back online you must stop by and say hello to our resident poster "Osama." I'd enjoy watching you two debate.

[saddam]

Originally posted by Mel
Saddam, when Tvtalkshows is back online you must stop by and say hello to our resident poster "Osama." I'd enjoy watching you two debate.
Don't get me started on that self-righteous b*stard! You cannot debate him. He is always right. And he wouldn't know what a sense of humor was if it bit him on the backside.

How can you stand him?

Maybe I send Uday over there for you. Uday drives Osama mad! Oh, you wouldn't believe what a practical joker Uday can be!

HA!

[arcticpenguin]

How do we know that was you and not one of your several body doubles in the picture?

[saddam]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
How do we know that was you and not one of your several body doubles in the picture?
Penguins cannot always tell if its me or Memorex. But you ask Rummy. He and I go way back. He will vouch for me.

[saddam]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Stay outside, Saddam. Stay outside where we can see you. Rotate the camera around landmarks like you folks just did before. Keep doing that.
JK, you are almost as funny as me! HAHAHA!

I really like you, Mr. K. Let's do lunch. I'll have my people interrogate your people.

[Mel]

Originally posted by saddam

Don't get me started on that self-righteous b*stard! You cannot debate him. He is always right. And he wouldn't know what a sense of humor was if it bit him on the backside.

How can you stand him?

Maybe I send Uday over there for you. Uday drives Osama mad! Oh, you wouldn't believe what a practical joker Uday can be!

HA!

LOL!!!

Osama would love to play on Uday's soccer team. He hurt his leg but promises to give it his all. Can he get an audition?

[AmateurScientist]

Hey Saddam,

I have a little something for you! Let's call it a "gift."

Due to security reasons, I cannot just bring it to you. I'll have to have it sent "air mail."

Can you go outside and stand there for several hours wearing very brightly colored clothing? It only takes a few hours for my "eyes" to wander over you and pinpoint your position. Once I know exactly where you are, then I'll have my little present specially "delivered" right to you. Hold out your arms and see if you can catch it, ok?

I think you'll find it a very appropriate gift. I have even had your name specially embossed on it, so it has been personalized. I know how much you like to put your name on things. I'm very accommodating that way.

Who knows? Maybe we can become special friends for life...yours, anyway.

Saddam, I see you.

Your newest and bestest soon to be friend....for life.

AS

[Jedi Knight]

Hey Saddam, US troops are in Baghdad right now lol. It was just on the news.

Are you going to get on TV today and say your army is defeating us like you did yesterday? How will you explain away those American tank rounds going through your buildings in Baghdad as you talk on TV?

JK

[saddam]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Are you going to get on TV today and say your army is defeating us like you did yesterday?
I am an international man of mystery! Nobody knows what's up with me. HA!

Your were pretty surprised to hear about the tunnels, no? You know how much it cost me, to make a tunnel from Baghdad to the airport? Well, when you're the fourth richest man in the world, you don't count your change.

So, you ever think about ruling the world, Mr. JK? You might be good at it. You have a stomach for those hard decisions that have to get made.

[saddam]

Originally posted by AmateurScientist
It only takes a few hours for my "eyes" to wander over you and pinpoint your position.
Your spidey senses are not working so good!

[saddam]

Originally posted by Mel
Osama would love to play on Uday's soccer team. He hurt his leg but promises to give it his all. Can he get an audition?
Uday dosent do the soccer team anymore. Since his "accident."

Osama is too lazy for soccer, I know. He likes to sit and drink his tea with his little circle of sycophants.

Really, nobody can stand Osama. But he is rich and knows how to act like a super-duper Muslim, so the young and the stupid think he is something great. You know, even his own family told him to get lost. Even Sudan kicked him out. That says something.

You guys think I'm evil. Really, I'm not so bad. You have to understand, when you have a country made up of tribes that hate each other, there is only fear to prevent civil war.

I have a dream of a great Arabia, from Kashmir to Mauritania. All the Arab peoples as one. No interference from the imperialists or the zionists. You would see the glory of Arab civilization. We are the oldest civilization upon the Earth, and we can be great again.

What has your frivolous civilization produced that has endured? McDonalds?

The west is always robbing us, taking away what is ours. We are sick of it. You have your own countries. Leave us alone to solve our own problems.

[arcticpenguin]

Walkabout Saddam was double (http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/iraq040303/page.cfm?objectid=12820203&method=full&siteid=50082)

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by saddam

I am an international man of mystery! Nobody knows what's up with me. HA!

Your were pretty surprised to hear about the tunnels, no? You know how much it cost me, to make a tunnel from Baghdad to the airport? Well, when you're the fourth richest man in the world, you don't count your change.

So, you ever think about ruling the world, Mr. JK? You might be good at it. You have a stomach for those hard decisions that have to get made.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/87022/18_1_040803_iraq_top4.jpg

Saddam? Saddam? Are you there? lol.

JK

[saddam]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Saddam? Saddam? Are you there? lol.

Hello my friend JK. Yes, I'm still here. I see you guys are still chasing rumors spread by little people who are hoping to make their new masters happy.

You Americans are making a big mess over here. Do you use a sledge hammer to swat flies, normally?

Your "precision bombs" aren't so precise. Those guys at Reuters are very pissed off at you now. It's not very nice, what they say about the people running around with those tanks and bombs. Something about being Jerry's kids, whatever that means.

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by saddam


Hello my friend JK. Yes, I'm still here. I see you guys are still chasing rumors spread by little people who are hoping to make their new masters happy.

You Americans are making a big mess over here. Do you use a sledge hammer to swat flies, normally?

Your "precision bombs" aren't so precise. Those guys at Reuters are very pissed off at you now. It's not very nice, what they say about the people running around with those tanks and bombs. Something about being Jerry's kids, whatever that means.

Hey Saddam....you'll have to change your location from Baghdad to Hell now. :) Happy trails amigo

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by saddam


Hello my friend JK. Yes, I'm still here. I see you guys are still chasing rumors spread by little people who are hoping to make their new masters happy.

You Americans are making a big mess over here. Do you use a sledge hammer to swat flies, normally?

Your "precision bombs" aren't so precise. Those guys at Reuters are very pissed off at you now. It's not very nice, what they say about the people running around with those tanks and bombs. Something about being Jerry's kids, whatever that means.

lol

Oh, one more thing I have been dying to ask you. When those four 2,000 pound laser-guided bombs hit your bunker, was Allah really there after or some other omnipotent being?

JK

[WildCat]

Oh Saddam, you're so funny. Too bad you may not last long enough to get your own avatar. Do you crap your pants now whenever you hear a plane?
That said, it's very flattering that you would post to this forum when you obviously have so many other things going on in your (soon to end) life.

[Incitatus]

All this banter aside, where can I get one of those cute hats that ou wear?

[VernorsRush]

Originally posted by saddam

I'll have my people interrogate your people. I have GOT to steal that line! :D

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Are you the real Saddam??

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by saddam
So, you ever think about ruling the world, Mr. JK? You might be good at it. You have a stomach for those hard decisions that have to get made.

No, I am more effective working in the shadows. I don't have any interest in overt power.

JK

[saddam]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
No, I am more effective working in the shadows. I don't have any interest in overt power.
Oh, I do that for a lot of years. But you know, killing is very unpleasant. It's much better to hire the shadow people to take care of that for me.

I like your other face better, btw.

[ImpyTimpy]

Translation:

I am more effective sitting on my butt all day to type up nonsense. If challenged to provide evidence I will back into my shadows and call you a kook hater.

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


No, I am more effective working in the shadows. I don't have any interest in overt power.

JK

[saddam]

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
Are you the real Saddam??
Oh, maybe I'm not real. Maybe I am just a bad dream of yours, because you ate ice cream before sleeping.

HAHAHAHA!

Go blow up more stuff, Americans! Make yourselves feel like big shots!

But nobody likes a big shot. Trust me on this.