Does the idea that you're a pink pixie disturb you?

[Ryokan]

Those of you that don't know my philosophy should know that, according to me, you are a pink pixie. But it has occured to me that such a revelation might not be welcome. If not, why not? Why do you prefer to perceive yourself as a limited and hairy entity that exists without fairy dust?

This could be an interesting thread. It depends upon you lot.

Important : Assume that my philosophy is correct before answering the question to ensure a honest reply.

[lifegazer]

I am especially disturbed by the idea that I might be pink.

[Ratman_tf]

I AM a pink pixie, and resent the implication that being like me might be undesirable to some.

*Flies away*

[Ryokan]

Originally posted by lifegazer
I am especially disturbed by the idea that I might be pink.

I told you to assume that I was right, and to keep an open mind. If you're not willing to accept that it might be true, you're a close minded git.

[P.S.A.]

The P stands for Pink, so I am not scared to embrace the idea that whatever it is that thinks it's P.S.A. is Pink. I think, Therefore I Am Pink.

Being Pink gives me miraculous powers over all kinds of things; For instance, I am able to get pre-teen girls to buy all sorts of shameless tat, by merely using my power of Pinkness. However, I refuse absolutely to prove that I can do this, because otherwise you would say "P.S.A. is God, let us worship him!" ... And I do not want you to do that. I want you to realise you are God, and then worship yourself. Just as I worship myself, in all my pinkery. However I am also your last hope, and so if you do not abandon Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet, you will burn in hell for eternity. Or maybe disappear into Nothingness. I'm not sure, it depends upon what hour it is. Either way, I DEMAND YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND ADMIRE MY PINKNESS, BECAUSE I CAN PROVE IT LOGICALLY!

This is how; The speed of pink must obey Newtonian physics, as all things in the dream must do, therefore it is a constant. If T.S.O.P. is constant, despite the varied perspectives that witness it, then this proves that there is something in the universe outside of perspective. On your knees, pinkers!

Once you've realised how pink you are too, you and I will be perfectly color co-ordinated. Thus all conflict and misery will end. And if that doesn't work, might I remind you that I come from an excessively pink city, and you wouldn't last 5 minutes there. That's right, I'm pointing my pink guns at you right now, don't make me pull the trigger, pink. I mean, punk.

All other colors except Pink = stupid.

The strain of painting everything pink is killing me. I look around the world, and I see people loving browns and blacks... People even write songs about how much they love destroying the pinks of the world. "I see a pink door and I want to paint it black" sang the Rolling Stones, and millions of stupid people sang along with them. Well, die then... I will not reveal my soft pinkness for a prick mentality. Because I'm not a woman for a start. I gave womanhood up in order to save you fools, been there, got the t-shirt. I could be a woman if I wanted. God can be anything he wants. But now I've dyed my T-shirt pink, and I want nothing more.

Pink is indivisible, unlike white. I challenge anyone to name anything pink can be broken down into! If something cannot be divided, it's is therefore everything. Get your kneepads ready!

And so on and so on...

[ma1ic3]

Originally posted by Ryokan
Those of you that don't know my philosophy should know that, according to me, you are a pink pixie.

There are a lot of different kinds of pink pixies. Which kind are you talking about? Some are naked, some are nice and some bite.

[MRC_Hans]

I object to the term "pink" which might have derogatory connotations. The correct term is "coloration challenged".

Hans

[Synapse Fire]

Nope, sorry. As this picture clearly demonstrates- there are no pink pixies.


http://thecandybaron.com/pics/1057.jpg


(Although a strawberry flavor would be nice.....)

[Correa Neto]

Originally posted by Ratman_tf
I AM a pink pixie, and resent the implication that being like me might be undesirable to some.

*Flies away*

I would never argue with a giant robot....:con2: