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tommyz
24th April 2005, 07:21 PM
I just got done reading this week's commentary on yet another "sighting" of the Virgin Mary, this time in a Chicago underpass.

I tell ya, people are SO eagerly desperate and lame brained for miracles, it just makes me want to vomit! Don't you think that if you were the spirit of the Virgin Mary, that perhaps you would make yourself more visibly present and noticable in a larger, more open and public domain, so to affect the greatest number of "miracles" for the greatest number of people? Such as Mount Rushmore? Or the Great Wall of China? Or why not the very seat of the Roman Catholic empire itself, and just make yourself visible at Saint Peter's Square in Rome?

I myself am a Christian (albeit a very skeptical and critically thinking one) and find such sightings to be absolutely blashphemous to the spirit of the Blessed Virgin Mary! What makes these people so arrogant and insolent to even know what the actual Virgin Mary looked liked? What if it wasn't the Virgin Mary after all, but instead Saint Barbara? Or Saint Teresa of Avila? I have a portfolio of religious paintings that has artist's renderings of what these individuals looked like; various artist's interpretations of what they may have looked like NOT what they actually DID look like. And to tell you the truth, in my humble opinion, all of these female saints pretty much look the same, according to this portfolio that I have. So wouldn't it be just a little more reverent and practically appropriate to just say: "WE'VE SPOTTED A PAREIDOLIC IMAGE OF WHAT APPEARS TO BE ANY NUMBER OF RELIGIOUSLY HISTORIC FEMALE FIGURES" ????

The very fact that some mentally insipid lady was eager enough to sell the 10 year old sandwhich upon which had the "image of the Virgin Mary" on Ebay proves right then and there what a blasphemous, two-faced, hypocrite of a "sinner" she actually is.
If there was something that you in your heart believed to be so "miraculous" and so "divine," regardless of how mundane it is, why would the sheer THOUGHT of a price tag even come to mind? Doesn't she hold absolutely ANYTHING sacred? Or would she be the kind of person who would also sell her very own spouse, child, mother, father, etc on Ebay?

Any thoughts? Comments?

Gwyn ap Nudd
24th April 2005, 07:28 PM
We already have not one (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55947) , but at least two (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55800) threads here commenting on the salt stain. Did we really need still another one?

The Central Scrutinizer
24th April 2005, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Gwyn ap Nudd
We already have not one (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55947) , but at least two (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55800) threads here commenting on the salt stain. Did we really need still another one?

GODAMMIT, IT IS NOT A SALT STAIN, IT IS THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

thatguywhojuggles
25th April 2005, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
GODAMMIT, IT IS NOT A SALT STAIN, IT IS THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

well, she needs to cover her privates... it's embarrasing.

I'll_buy_that
25th April 2005, 07:45 AM
"The very fact that some mentally insipid lady was eager enough to sell the 10 year old sandwhich upon which had the "image of the Virgin Mary" on Ebay... "


let's be clear, whe was mentally insipid to keep the sandwich for 10 years and not eat it when it was hot, she showed a bit of clarity when she sold it for $25k on Ebay.

I'm still looking for my $image.

Piscivore
25th April 2005, 11:40 AM
Something just occured to me. This is a salt stain, right? Wouldn't that make it far more likely that if it is an "image" of anybody biblical, it would be Lot's wife?

Temporal Renegade
26th April 2005, 02:33 PM
Well, if the Vatican gets involved, would that make this a type of Holy See Salt?

Just asking....

Mephisto
26th April 2005, 05:56 PM
Actually, Bill Mahr addressed this miracle last Friday night on his show. He said that a homeless alcoholic near the sighting of the Virgin Mary commented candidly on the image and said that if the TV crew would buy him a six pack he could piss the whole last supper for them.

I also can't understand the tendency of the Virgin Mary to appear in the most inconsequential places. In my home state she appeared on a set of mini-blinds in a private home, which ended up being not quite so private when literally thousands of faithful flocked to the home to wait in long lines for a chance to kneel at the foot of Our Lady of the Levelors.

She also appeared on the burned section of a tortilla (Our Lady of the Holy Burrito) which actually received national attention.

These sightings certainly convinced me that miracles do indeed occur in modern times. I've committed myself to be a steadfast follower of our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.

Mephisto

c4ts
26th April 2005, 09:49 PM
I saw a cloud that looked like Jesus once. Then the wind blew it and it took the shape of two dinosaurs fighting each other.

Mephisto
28th April 2005, 06:57 PM
I've often wondered what non-Christians see in these "miracles."

How come Muslims never see Mohammed in the bloodstains after a car bombing? How come Buddhists never see Buddha in the rust stains of a urinal? Why do Christians have all the fun?

This seems to me more like a spiritual Roscharch test than a miracle. The same goes for "After Life Experiences"

Mephisto

Eos of the Eons
7th May 2005, 09:27 AM
Should the guy who painted "big lie" on the salt stain be charged? (http://www.nbc5.com/news/4457981/detail.html?z=dp&dpswid=2265994&dppid=65195)

Well, it is graffiti in a way, but it's under an underpass over a salt stain.

Well, I voted no just because. Maybe just a fine for graffiti?