Flash animated Chick Tract

[Calee]

http://jove.prohosting.com/sfspot/THISLIFE.swf

[Marquis de Carabas]

Well, at least the music was good. Is whispering a sin?

[DarkMagician]

I hope.

[c4ts]

I thought it was funny how Death zapped him with finger, then he floated out of the coffin naked.

I wish I knew Flash. Then I could make a parody where the angel plows into a jet.

[wahrheit]

I'm so sick of Bible quotes.

[Yahweh]

"Jack Chick redefines the meaning of 'lame' in his new Flash movie!"
- The NY Times

"Flabbergastingly lame."
- Ebert and Roeper

"All aboard the lame-train! Chooo-chooo!"
- IMDB Reviews

"If you thought Jack Chick had sunk to the bottom of the abyss of lame before, then prepare to watch him crash through the floor!"
- Time Magazine

[c4ts]

"Before I saw this film, I was an athiest- sick, confused, and illogical. But now, after seeing this exciting film, I understood Christ's message of love: Look out heathen sinners! God will punish you!"
- David Manning, Chick Publications Weekly

[Ralph]

So if you look at a womans ass and think about baseball scores during a boring sermon............that makes you a filthy sinner who desreves to be tortured forever.

I can feel the love from here.

[Ralph]

If you thought about baseball whilst fornicating------would that make it less of a sin?............(that is--would the degree of evil inherent in the act of fornicating be lessened because you thought of something as wholesome as baseball instead of what you were actually doing)?

[coalesce]

Originally posted by Ralph
If you thought about baseball whilst fornicating------would that make it less of a sin?............(that is--would the degree of evil inherent in the act of fornicating be lessened because you thought of something as wholesome as baseball instead of what you were actually doing)?

I guess it would depend on what inning it was, and who was on base.

Michael

[uruk]

If you thought about baseball whilst fornicating------would that make it less of a sin?............(that is--would the degree of evil inherent in the act of fornicating be lessened because you thought of something as wholesome as baseball instead of what you were actually doing)?
To the pure, All things are pure. That's why it ok for priests to bugger little boys

[Moon-Spinner]

According to this Jack Chick movie, our lives will be presented in the Letterbox format. Thank goodness, nothing’s worse than having your life story formatted to fit a TV screen!

[c4ts]

All the edges would get cut off and I'd miss the explosions.

[DarkMagician]

Whenever we think Chick hits rock bottom, someone throws him a shovel.

[Ashles]

Originally posted by Moon-Spinner
According to this Jack Chick movie, our lives will be presented in the Letterbox format. Thank goodness, nothing’s worse than having your life story formatted to fit a TV screen!
I want mine to have a commentary by Mike, Tom and Crow.