Proof of God is found?

[Pahansiri]

1- If there were a God he could make toads explode
2- There are Toads
3- There are toads that explode
4- There is a God

Seems simple
Exploding toads baffle experts (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1352292.htm)
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45562_118414.jpg

[Marquis de Carabas]

God is merely a sufficient cause; your argument does not show him to be necessary. If I remember the other thread correctly, it's Germans that are the necessary cause.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
it's Germans that are the necessary cause. I knew the Germans were God. I mean, that is some fine beer.

[KillerBob]

Originally posted by Pahansiri
1- If there were a God he could make toads explode
2- There are Toads
3- There are toads that explode
4- There is a God

Seems simple




I like this one better:


1- If KillerBob were God he could make toads explode
2- There are Toads
3- There are toads that explode
4- KillerBob is God


I expect all of you to tithe...

[wahrheit]

Originally posted by Upchurch
I knew the Germans were God. I mean, that is some fine beer.
"You shall have no other gods besides Me..."

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
God is merely a sufficient cause; your argument does not show him to be necessary. If I remember the other thread correctly, it's Germans that are the necessary cause.

NO NO NO

The Germany is just the place of God, remember Hitler said

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: (edited), I am fighting for the work of the Lord."-- Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf).

And Rome agreed

"It cannot be denied that [Pope] Pius XII's closest advisors for some time regarded Hitler's armored divisions as the right hand of God." (Friedrich Heer, God's First Love (New York: Weybright and Talley, 1967), p. 320, citing Lewy, pp. 249-250; see also Falconi, Carlo, Il silenzio di Pio XII (Milan) 1965.)

Allow me to ask you this.

IF there is a God, he will be all powerful ( and really buff) YES or NO?

IF YES

If you are all powerful you could make toads explode, YES or NO?

Toads do explode YES or NO?


If you have answered yes to all then there is a God, remember Originally posted by Iacchus
Either God exists or He doesn't exist, and there can be no inbetween. So you can speculate all you want, but that still doesn't change things any.

I will add to that very wise statement by father Iacchus Either God exists and toads explode or He doesn't exist and toads don’t explode, and there can be no inbetween. So you can speculate all you want, but that still doesn't change things any.

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by KillerBob
I like this one better:


1- If KillerBob were God he could make toads explode
2- There are Toads
3- There are toads that explode
4- KillerBob is God


I expect all of you to tithe... Blasphemy :j2:

NO one believes you are God... well LG does but no one else.

[Marquis de Carabas]

Originally posted by Pahansiri
NO NO NO

blah blah blah blah blahpity blah blah

Yeah, yeah, can we get back to the beer talk already?

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Yeah, yeah, can we get back to the beer talk already?
Blasphemy :j2:


Either God exists and toads explode or He doesn't exist and toads don’t explode, and there can be no inbetween. So you can speculate all you want, but that still doesn't change things any.

Can't you see if you will only open your heart this sweet face http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200504/r45562_118414.jpg and millions like him will not explode..

Think about it!!

[Marquis de Carabas]

Originally posted by Pahansiri
Blasphemy :j2:
Ya know, both "beer" and "blasphemy"--and "both" come to think of it--start with a "b." Also, they both have an "e," though beer even gives you an extra one. Furthermore, they're both fun things to do when you're out with your friends, but if you do it too much in private you might have a problem. If you had consumed a lot of beer, and someone robbed you, and even emptied your pockets of change, you might slur out "Blasphemy!" but really mean, "But that's my last penny!"

In short, beer and blasphemy--two great tastes that taste greeat together. Now Jesus Christ, would you hurry up and bring me a goddamned beer?

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by Marquis de Carabas
Ya know, both "beer" and "blasphemy"--and "both" come to think of it--start with a "b." Also, they both have an "e," though beer even gives you an extra one. Furthermore, they're both fun things to do when you're out with your friends, but if you do it too much in private you might have a problem. If you had consumed a lot of beer, and someone robbed you, and even emptied your pockets of change, you might slur out "Blasphemy!" but really mean, "But that's my last penny!"

In short, beer and blasphemy--two great tastes that taste greeat together. Now Jesus Christ, would you hurry up and bring me a goddamned beer?

Sure get drunk while toads die for your sins. think of this little thing as a toad dying for your sins :id:

[Marquis de Carabas]

Originally posted by Pahansiri
Sure get drunk while toads die for your sins. think of this little thing as a toad dying for your sins :id:
Exploding toads would be funnier if I was drunk. Think of all the joy and mirth that could be brought to the world now, not in some hazy afterlife, if everyone had a lot of beer and exploding toads.

[EdipisReks]

proof of Crow (http://www.local6.com/news/4429888/detail.html), more like it.

[EdipisReks]

the Irish make better beer, anyway. as do the Czechs.