'The Time Cube'

[Temporal Renegade]

Sorry if this is a re-post.

I saw this on the National Lampoon's website (http://www.nationallampoon.com). But, before you condemn it as farce, it was listed under the 'True' section, which they're notorious for having real, actual things. That said, make of this as you will.

Trust me, it's better if you go there than have me try & explain it.

http://www.timecube.com/

[Abdul Alhazred]

Finally somebody else gets it. :p

I always figured it was something like that.

Having read the Time Cube stuff, now I'm sure.

What's the matter with you people? It's a cube, see? :p :D

[Checkmite]

Can you tear and burn the bible, which
represents Biblistic Selfnic Bastardism -
contradicted by Cubic Creation of Family
and Village Tribal Perpetual Bodies. If
not, you are self-indicted as DUMB and
EVIL SPINELESS WORD ANIMALS,
totally ignorant of Nature's Cubic Life.

That pretty much says it all, right there.

[Checkmite]

All past Great Civilizations have been
destroyed by minorities, so welcome to
BLACK America - the white race now
destroyed by the power hungry money
grabbing politicition's edict that any
white complaint is racist and induces
fines and jail time for white objectors.
The U.S. Government is now antiwhite.
Integration equates to an appeasement
to maintain a status quo - postponing
the inevitable horrific racial conflict.
No law can mix night and day colors
in America's coming deterioration.
America is but another 'Tower of
Babble', beseiged by racial singularity.

Wow, so does that...

[Temporal Renegade]

Why do I feel that, if we could get a hypno-toad to utilize the Time-Cube(tm), all would be right with the world?

[kalen]

Crank.net (http://www.crank.net) has a whole page of links to timecube stuff (parodies, too):

http://www.crank.net/timecube.html

[Dr Adequate]

This requires parody? I think it's just perfect as it is.

To gild refined gold, to paint the lily,
To throw a perfume on the violet
To smooth the ice, or add another hue
Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light
To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish
Is wasteful and ridiculous excess.

[Odin]

Timecube is my 3rd favorite piece of internet crazyness after Jack Chick and Leo Jean.:D