Housewife hospitalized by "dirty" underwear.

[Mycroft]

Hoo boy was that underwear nasty! It was doing things to her rated R!

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

By Lester Haines
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

So when her husband came home and asked, "Honey, how was your day?" I wonder how that conversation went?

[Zep]

Lucky they weren't long-life alkalines...

[Darat]

Originally posted by Mycroft
Hoo boy was that underwear nasty! It was doing things to her rated R!



http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

So when her husband came home and asked, "Honey, how was your day?" I wonder how that conversation went?

Loved the comment ".. discreetly concealed in a plastic bag...", yes that's right they were so discreet that they weren't ringing up the national press with the full details! ;)

[Bjorn]

Originally posted by Mycroft
So when her husband came home and asked, "Honey, how was your day?" I wonder how that conversation went? "It was buzzing!"

[Zep]

"Same old same old."

[Wudang]

I shopped, I came, I conked out.