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renata
9th April 2003, 10:41 AM
Courtesy of Howard Kurtz
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A62801-2003Apr9.html


10. Allied soldiers taking baths in Saddam's glittering presidential palace.
9. Iraqi information minister finds work as cloning spokesman for the Raelians.
8. Geraldo Rivera leaves Kuwait and resumes daytime talk show.
7. Baghdad road signs point travelers to Bush International Airport.
6. Peter Arnett says maybe the U.S. effort wasn't a failure after all.
5. Republican Guard members start lining up at unemployment office.
4. Reporters abandon Iraq to cover anti-American activity in Paris.
3. Saddam's agent contacts book publishers about memoirs.
2. Cable blows off Rumsfeld press conference for J.Lo sighting.
1. Retired generals go back to living room armchairs to bark at TV sets.

Doubt
9th April 2003, 10:48 AM
2. Cable blows off Rumsfeld press conference for J.Lo sighting.


There is a joke about @sses here, but I won't go forward with it. Make up your own.:D

cbish
9th April 2003, 11:35 AM
11. # 1 tourist attraction in Baghdad is the Museum of Rubble!*



*stolen from David Letteman:D

Denise
9th April 2003, 02:30 PM
12. Saddam Hussein and George Bush appear on Crossfire.

9th April 2003, 02:50 PM
The Iraqi Information Minister finally concedes: "Yah, okay, they are in Baghdad... but they're leaving as soon as the group tour's overwith!"