Absolute proof of aliens!!

[KingMerv00]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/space/05/26/titan.ap/index.html



As we can see from the picture above, the aliens known as Xarmaxianese have contructed a dome 6.9787 miles in height that is radiating, no TRANSMITTING, infrared radiation.

Using amazing alien geometries which I will not explain here (far too complicate for you mortals) I have deduced that the aliens went extinct well over 2 years ago!



Seriously though...how long will it take for the conspiracy nuts to snatch this up?

[Mark A. Siefert]

Originally posted by KingMerv00



As we can see from the picture above, the aliens known as Xarmaxianese have contructed a dome 6.9787 miles in height that is radiating, no TRANSMITTING, infrared radiation.

Using amazing alien geometries which I will not explain here (far too complicate for you mortals) I have deduced that the aliens went extinct well over 2 years ago!





Oh, of course, because a natural explanation like geothermal activity is just too impossible to consider. It has to aliens and the Big Bad Government is covering it up.

Art Bell told me, so it has to be true.

[Vim Razz]

Originally posted by KingMerv00
Seriously though...how long will it take for the conspiracy nuts to snatch this up? Eh? Evidence of very, very intelligent life has already been found on Titan (http://www.irregulartimes.com/titanlifesatire.html). ;) :p

[Pangloss]

Big orange patches that appear and disappear in the space of a few hours?

Quite obviously, the entire sphere is a single lifeform, and it's blushing from all the attention.

:xheart Titan and Gaia - a match truly made in the heavens.

[Nucular]

Forget the big orange patch, that's probably just the Gates of Hell, or an advert for mobile phones, or something.

What I'm more interested in is why half the planet has been entirely leeched of its green! Is this a top-secret green-mining industry run as a US monopoly which NASA has helped to cover up?