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Peskanov
10th April 2003, 01:35 AM
It seems alien abduction is a frequent event in R&P forums lately;

Franko's last post => 03-11-03
Wraith's last post => 03-17-03
Muscleman last post => 03-19-03

Has anybody noticed any other missing forum member in these dates?
How many sockpuppets does Franko have?

BillyTK
10th April 2003, 06:04 AM
What leads you to believe it was abduction? ;)

arcticpenguin
10th April 2003, 06:38 AM
Maybe a bomb fell on his bunker.

Dragonrock
10th April 2003, 06:54 AM
Maybe there is a god and all of our prayers were answered?

Peskanov
10th April 2003, 08:12 AM
I don't know which kind of person is Franko in the real world, but certainly he is a powerful poster. He created 2 sockpuppets or more, and bring dozens of posts every day. Heck, he could maintain a forum alive himself alone!
I don't think he has been abducted at all; aliens would turn mad trying to analize his personality...
I find the forum a bit empty without him. It's strange how can you get used to read mad ramblings day after day...

BillyTK
10th April 2003, 08:35 AM
I don't think he's been abducted; I think he's gone home... Franko, thy name is Prot :D

arcticpenguin
10th April 2003, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by Peskanov

I don't think he has been abducted at all; aliens would turn mad trying to analize his personality...

Usually it's not personality they analize. In fact, analize is a really good word for it.

Dragonrock
10th April 2003, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by arcticpenguin

Usually it's not personality they analize. In fact, analize is a really good word for it.

Oh dear, perhaps he enjoyed it so much he decided to stay?

c4ts
13th April 2003, 03:40 PM
Notice how Franko isn't using his username anymore, and now hides behind the ethereally thin disguise of "Wraith."

Sigh, I wanna discuss philosophy! Who's read Aristotle's Metaphysics?

Baker
13th April 2003, 04:05 PM
I have noticed a trend these abductions begin in late Feb and ended about a month later.
Ed last post => 02-27-2003
De_Bunk last post => 02-21-2003
Flatworm last post => 03-20-2003
xouper last post => 03-27-2003
crapmike last post => 02-27-2003
Lucianarchy last post => 03-18-2003

Cecil
13th April 2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Baker
I have noticed a trend these abductions begin in late Feb and ended about a month later.
Ed last post => 02-27-2003
De_Bunk last post => 02-21-2003
Flatworm last post => 03-20-2003
xouper last post => 03-27-2003
crapmike last post => 02-27-2003
Lucianarchy last post => 03-18-2003

Intervals between dates:
-6, 27, 7, -28, 19.

Intervals between intervals:
33, -20, -35, 47.

Intervals between intervals between intervals:
-53, -15, 82.

Intervals between intervals between intervals between intervals:
-38, 97.

Intervals between intervals between intervals between intervals between intervals:
135.

Wow, interesting pattern. We can now calculate that the next disappearance will be on:
March 18, 2003 + (19+(47+(82+(97+135)))) days = March 18, 2003 + 245 days = October 31st, 2003.

Baker
13th April 2003, 04:49 PM
Good work Cecil you know it could be any one of us its an scary thought.

c4ts
13th April 2003, 05:15 PM
I think your calculations are off by a few months.

Vorticity
13th April 2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Cecil
We can now calculate that the next disappearance will be on:
March 18, 2003 + (19+(47+(82+(97+135)))) days = March 18, 2003 + 245 days = October 31st, 2003.
Wow, freaky! That's the day my kid is due to be born. Maybe I'll vanish, and he'll take my place here...

thaiboxerken
13th April 2003, 08:15 PM
I don't know what happened to them. If they no longer live, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.