a_unique_person
18th April 2003, 04:52 AM
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/3/8/12559/73819
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with
big hooters."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big
hooters?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See smart ass,
I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis."
Ari Fleischer admits Bush called from a prepared list of reporters (Media)
By maynard
Mon Mar 10th, 2003 at 05:28:45 AM EST
March 7th, 2003, at an official press briefing, White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer twice admitted under questioning that the President's staff preselected which reporters to call, and the order, for the East Room Press Conference on the evening of March 6th, 2003. This Press Conference was President Bush's eighth solo news conference since inauguration, and the second formally presented in the East Room during prime time.
Mr. Fleischer responded to a reporter's query over a short gaffe in which the President was heard to say to a reporter, "You'll be there in a moment," upon which he then called CNN correspondent John King and remarked "...this is a scripted...[pause]", after which an outburst of laughter from the press pool could be heard. The president then moved directly onto the next question. An audio excerpt of this gaff is available from this Buzzflash commentary.
now this is not from a solid source. Can anyone enlighten me?
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with
big hooters."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big hooters? Why kill a blonde with big
hooters?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See smart ass,
I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis."
Ari Fleischer admits Bush called from a prepared list of reporters (Media)
By maynard
Mon Mar 10th, 2003 at 05:28:45 AM EST
March 7th, 2003, at an official press briefing, White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer twice admitted under questioning that the President's staff preselected which reporters to call, and the order, for the East Room Press Conference on the evening of March 6th, 2003. This Press Conference was President Bush's eighth solo news conference since inauguration, and the second formally presented in the East Room during prime time.
Mr. Fleischer responded to a reporter's query over a short gaffe in which the President was heard to say to a reporter, "You'll be there in a moment," upon which he then called CNN correspondent John King and remarked "...this is a scripted...[pause]", after which an outburst of laughter from the press pool could be heard. The president then moved directly onto the next question. An audio excerpt of this gaff is available from this Buzzflash commentary.
now this is not from a solid source. Can anyone enlighten me?