Jesus the Voyeur

[shemp]

When I was just a wee lad, adults told me that Jesus watches over me while I sleep.

This did not help me sleep. I though of Jesus as some kind of Peeping Tom. I imagined him looking through my window with evil intent. I would make sure the shades were tightly drawn before I went to bed. Even in the summer, I would rather swelter than open the windows.

Even today, I can't sleep unless the covers are drawn up over most of my head.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by shemp
When I was just a wee lad, adults told me that Jesus watches over me while I sleep.

This did not help me sleep. I though of Jesus as some kind of Peeping Tom. I imagined him looking through my window with evil intent. I would make sure the shades were tightly drawn before I went to bed. Even in the summer, I would rather swelter than open the windows.

Even today, I can't sleep unless the covers are drawn up over most of my head.

God is the peeping tom. Jesus always looks the other way so he can forgive murderers and such.

Originally posted by shemp
When I was just a wee lad, adults told me that Jesus watches over me while I sleep.

This did not help me sleep. I though of Jesus as some kind of Peeping Tom. I imagined him looking through my window with evil intent. I would make sure the shades were tightly drawn before I went to bed. Even in the summer, I would rather swelter than open the windows.

Even today, I can't sleep unless the covers are drawn up over most of my head.

Shemp
And you better cover you well.
Look what "he " did to another A-thiest beleiver like you.

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Originally posted by Dark Cobra
I told Jesus I loved him once.

He smiled at me, stroked his hand though my hair, and looked into my eyes.

I wrapped my arms around him, and then we... we... we kissed.

One thing led to another and before I knew it we started having sex.

He was rough, for my first time. I told him to be gentle but he wouldn't! I bled for five days after that.
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Is that the only poor way pseudo skeptics A-thiest beleivers can show their intelligence? It seems to me like just another poor cult.

Thanks,
S&S

[c4ts]

Originally posted by S&S


Shemp
And you better cover you well.
Look what "he " did to another A-thiest beleiver like you.

quote:
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Originally posted by Dark Cobra
I told Jesus I loved him once.

He smiled at me, stroked his hand though my hair, and looked into my eyes.

I wrapped my arms around him, and then we... we... we kissed.

One thing led to another and before I knew it we started having sex.

He was rough, for my first time. I told him to be gentle but he wouldn't! I bled for five days after that.
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Is that the only poor way pseudo skeptics A-thiest beleivers can show their intelligence? It seems to me like just another poor cult.

Thanks,
S&S

Already he's turning into Franko. This is spooky.

Originally posted by c4ts


Already he's turning into Franko. This is spooky.

And you are turning into Shemp and Dark Cobra.

This is very "smart" from an A-thiest beleiver.

Thanks,
S&S

[thatguywhojuggles]

Carlos,

Why do you write the word atheist as "A-thiest?" Does it mean something different?

Just curious.


btw, I'm not concerned about your misplacing the "i" in the word. I have made that mistake myself.

Originally posted by thatguywhojuggles
Carlos,

Why do you write the word atheist as "A-thiest?" Does it mean something different?

Just curious.


btw, I'm not concerned about your misplacing the "i" in the word. I have made that mistake myself.

Hi thatguy:

Look at your sign : juggler and atheist .

Atheist are just another cult Religion, and ALL cults religions claim to be “special”.
Then A-Theist (a Theist). Did that annoy you ?

But also inside those cult religions are fanatics like Shemp , Dark Cobra and c4Ts , whose only arguments are the insult and the uncivil manners.
Do you agree with them ?
Do you like those kind of posts for showing their particular beleifs?
Do you think those kind of posts are the reflect and the only "argument" of the skeptic society?

Thanks,
S&S

[KelvinG]

Originally posted by thatguywhojuggles
Carlos,

Why do you write the word atheist as "A-thiest?" Does it mean something different?

Just curious.


btw, I'm not concerned about your misplacing the "i" in the word. I have made that mistake myself.

S&S borrowed this practice from JREF's most legendary troll, Franko, who called atheists "A-theists" in a pathetic attempt to get a rise out of them. Of course, it often worked!
Nonetheless, I suppose it's primary intent was to make us atheists stop and go "You mean I'm actually a theist, and not an atheist!!"

Another way to recognize A-theist pseudo skeptics beleivers , is how they hide in uncivil manners and insults when they don't have an argument to debate in this Educational Forum.


Thanks,
S&S

[shemp]

There's no point in debating with an ignorant loser like you who is too stupid to see when he's beaten.

[Theodore Kurita]

Just a thought...

Could S&S really be Franko.

I mean think about it,

the use of the word A-Theist

His views on religion.

From all I can tell, if I even mention the word freewill it will send him into a roaring fit over predestination.

Lets us wait for his next reply.

I better wait for the next pseudo skeptic A-theist "argument".

Thanks,
S&S

P.S.
Ntech : are you in injured too ?, I mean like Dark Cobra.
Loser.

[shemp]

NyahNyahNyah! S&S got busted! Ha ha! Loser!

Signed,
Mr. Maturity

[specious_reasons]

If I may be permitted to post something on topic:

Shemp, I had similar freaky thoughts when I was a kid. God watches you eat, sleep, take a dump, pick your nose, or whatever freaky weird or just gross thing you were doing.

I even mooned God in the middle of the night, just because He was watching. I am not proud of my childhood theology.

Jesus watches while I pee?

[shemp]

Originally posted by Lost Sailor
Jesus watches while I pee?

Yes, and he gets a thrill from it.

[BillyJoe]

KelvinG,

Is your avatar a group photo of all the winners of The Million Dollar Prize?
I used that as my invisible avatar......before I found my little mouse. :)

BillyJoe.

[c4ts]

Did S&S come up with "pseudo skeptic A-Theist" on his own, or is he trying to imitate Franko in order to be despised?