Alex Chiu vs. Timecube Guy vs. Aristotle Guy vs. "Chrono"

[c4ts]

In a battle of wits, WHO WILL SURVIVE??

In the left corner, weighing in at one million spiritual pounds, he's the inventor of the Immortality Ring, the doomsday prophet of bizzare spinning motions, ALEX CHIU!

In the right corner, he's not stupid because he is uneducated, his ranting will make you scream for more, TIMECUBE GUY!!

In the other left corner, it's the burnt out Texan janitor who blames Aristotle for all the evil in the world, because it's a conspiracy, the one man standing up against one of the greatest minds of the ancient world, ARISTOTLE GUY!!
( www.geocities.com/aristotleisbad )

And last, but by no means least, the schizophrenic kid who can't leave Bullshido alone, the father of a thousand furry little kids on the astral plane, master of the chi power, "CHRONO"!!

Who will win? Don't miss the greatest woo battle in history, and Cthulhu willing, there can be no survivors!

[Jon.]

Wow, tough call.

Chiu has the all-important economic factor on his side. He's actually trying to make money from his woo ideas, which means he's confident in them, and thinks others will be too.

Gene Ray (TimeCube) has to be the leader in the overall wackiness category and has scores pretty well in the bad-website design too, with his interminable scroll of madness. On the other hand, his obvious schizophrenia might lead some to disqualify him, excusing his rantings as a medical condition.

The Aristotle Guy beats Ray in bad website design, as he uses colours that actually hurt the eyes and probably misspells more words than he spells correctly. His content just doesn't measure up to Gene, though.

Chrono seems to have the persecution angle sewed up, but his web-design skills are too good and his field of interest too narrow to compete with Chiu, Ray and the anti-Aristotle.

I give the nod to Gene Ray, inventor of Nature's Perfect Time Cube. But then again, I'm educated stupid evil.

[c4ts]

Is it true they let him speak at MIT?

[Jon.]

Yes. (http://www.crystallyn.com/weblogger/2002_01_01_archive_taste.htm)

[c4ts]

My mistake, "Chrono's" real name is name is "Kevin" not "Frank."

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Jon.
Wow, tough call.

Chiu has the all-important economic factor on his side. He's actually trying to make money from his woo ideas, which means he's confident in them, and thinks others will be too.

Gene Ray (TimeCube) has to be the leader in the overall wackiness category and has scores pretty well in the bad-website design too, with his interminable scroll of madness. On the other hand, his obvious schizophrenia might lead some to disqualify him, excusing his rantings as a medical condition.

The Aristotle Guy beats Ray in bad website design, as he uses colours that actually hurt the eyes and probably misspells more words than he spells correctly. His content just doesn't measure up to Gene, though.

Chrono seems to have the persecution angle sewed up, but his web-design skills are too good and his field of interest too narrow to compete with Chiu, Ray and the anti-Aristotle.

I give the nod to Gene Ray, inventor of Nature's Perfect Time Cube. But then again, I'm educated stupid evil.

Alex Chiu does have the ability to forsee the future and live forever, and that gives him a fighting edge. However, this is a battle of wits, and he's all out of ammo. Timecube Guy has the power to control time and space, but he's unable to articulate any of it. He may be smarter than Chiu but he comes off as really stupid. Kevin, a.k.a. "Chrono" has an Astral Combat Pool of 10, but sorely lacks the intelligence mods he'd need to compete with the other two. Finally, there is the anti-Aristotle, whose deep and intense literature works on so many levels, except a grammatical one, a literal one, a figurative one, and a symbolic one. Every time I see that site, I am able to decipher another paragraph, and when I am finally able to see all the logical connections it drives me into paroxsysms of laughter. Here is genius posing as the stupid, and yet we cannot see it because it is badly spelled.

[pmurray]

Isn't the "aristotle is evil" thing simply a rip-off of that book "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"?

[Zep]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000IWIA.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Phrost]

Come now, who could stand up to THIS?

http://www.bullshido.com/images/chrono.gif

[Odin]

Leo Jean (http://www.princeleopold.com/) would crush them all!

[c4ts]

Originally posted by pmurray
Isn't the "aristotle is evil" thing simply a rip-off of that book "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"?

Only if you get an Armenian to translate it into Turkish and an Italian to translate it back into English.

[Psiload]

Winston Wu will take on all three of these chumps... simultaneously! It'd be like Andre the Giant vs. three midget wrestlers.

http://www.geocities.com/wwu777us/

Nobody defeats the original Wumeister!

[Palimpsest]

Originally posted by Odin
Leo Jean (http://www.princeleopold.com/) would crush them all!

Dunno about that. Leo's great at fighting off alien attacks, but what good is he against humans?

This is a toughie. They are all fine contestants, but I can't really take the anti-Aristotle guy seriously, Gene Ray seems mostly sane and harmless at the core of his madness, and Wu is... well, Wu. But my gut tells me to pick Kevin. His video is just so frelling hilarious, and his delusions range between sad, frightening, and cruel. Part of me hopes he gets his life together someday. But most of me just wants to kick him in the nuts a few hundred times.

[Ashles]

Have you left Victor Zammit off the list because it would be such a foregone conclusion?

[jmercer]

Well, the trick with Kevin is to kick him in the nuts before he powers up. :D

[Bronze Dog]

If this is going to be a battle of wits, I imagine it'd be as exciting as one of those stereotypical TV nerd slapfests.

[Palimpsest]

Originally posted by jmercer
Well, the trick with Kevin is to kick him in the nuts before he powers up. :D

Heh. Somehow I don't think that'll be a problem. But just to be safe, if we're fighting on the Astral Plane, I'll be sure to bring my Luxan Qualta Blade, Commonweath Force Lance, Sith double lightsaber, and Green Lantern ring in case he comes at me with a folding chair!

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Palimpsest
Heh. Somehow I don't think that'll be a problem. But just to be safe, if we're fighting on the Astral Plane, I'll be sure to bring my Luxan Qualta Blade, Commonweath Force Lance, Sith double lightsaber, and Green Lantern ring in case he comes at me with a folding chair!

Don't forget the Monofilament Whip!

[Palimpsest]

Originally posted by c4ts
Don't forget the Monofilament Whip!

Hey now, let's not go overboard... ;)

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Odin
Leo Jean (http://www.princeleopold.com/) would crush them all!

He charges too much for his abilities. The others couldn't afford a beating.

[The Kilted Yaksman]

Originally posted by c4ts
Don't forget the Monofilament Whip!
If the fighting is going to be on the Astral Plane anway I would take the spirit of H.P. Blavatsky and maybe give her a Chrysknife.

[Zep]

Originally posted by BronzeDog
If this is going to be a battle of wits, I imagine it'd be as exciting as one of those stereotypical TV nerd slapfests. Correction: Wit. Singular.

[Wudang]

I still think they don't match the old greats, like Ludwig Plutonium and the great Alex Abian, the maths prof who wanted the moon blown up.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Wudang
I still think they don't match the old greats, like Ludwig Plutonium and the great Alex Abian, the maths prof who wanted the moon blown up.

Yeah, I remember reading about it in some "news of the weird" or other such garbage. Except it said "scientists," plural.

[Francois Tremblay]

As much as I love Gene Ray, for sheer kookiness they are probably all beaten by Ted Jesus Christ God.

[Joe Random]

Usenet hasn't been quite as much fun since this guy was tossed in jail (again) : http://www.sollog.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sollog

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Joe Random
Usenet hasn't been quite as much fun since this guy was tossed in jail (again) : http://www.sollog.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sollog

Remind me never to go into journalism...

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I voted the Planet X option to protest the exclusion of our very own Rouser2. :mad:

[c4ts]

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
I voted the Planet X option to protest the exclusion of our very own Rouser2. :mad:

I don't think I remember this guy. Tell me more.

[Bronze Dog]

Originally posted by c4ts
I don't think I remember this guy. Tell me more.
Ranted about Terri Schaivo and LOVED to make straw men. I believe I mentioned that she was blind, and thus incapable of seeing her parents and responding. He then claimed I was in favor of euthanizing the blind.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by BronzeDog
Ranted about Terri Schaivo and LOVED to make straw men. I believe I mentioned that she was blind, and thus incapable of seeing her parents and responding. He then claimed I was in favor of euthanizing the blind.

Wow. The best ones invent their own logical fallacies.

[Renfield]

Originally posted by c4ts
Timecube Guy has the power to control time and space, but he's unable to articulate any of it.

You just blew my mind. What if Ray really is as brilliant as he believes, and he really does think on another level that we can't comprehend. All because we have been educated so "singularity" stupid!

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Renfield
You just blew my mind. What if Ray really is as brilliant as he believes, and he really does think on another level that we can't comprehend. All because we have been educated so "singularity" stupid!

If you can't articulate a thought, chances are it is much less complete than you feel it is. If Gene Ray were truly able to think on a level that others cannot comprehend, he'd be able to break it down into intelligible terms. If he didn't arrive at his conclusion using the mental tools education provides, he should be able to explain what tools he did use and how they work.