Today, I wear black in memory of "The Day of Zombification"

[shemp]

I urge all today to wear black, to commemorate the day that Christ arose and returned as a Zombie.

[BillyJoe]

Well, it's Monday morning here but would you believe it, shemp, I did wear black yesterday. Black trousers, a predominantly black shirt, a nearly black sock.....and another one, and a black pair of shoes. But I must confess, shemp, my undies were not black. Will you forgive me?