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c4ts
7th October 2005, 01:22 PM
I don't know if this has shown up on the boards before:

http://www.magneurol.com/

These micro-sized, one-cell bacteria, beat humans to the discovery of the magnetic compass by billions of years!

Q: For the sake of understanding Magneurol, what would you compare to it?
A: There have been so many descriptions by people testing it; here are a few that stand out. One person compared it to George Lucas's Star Wars. In the movie, "The Phantom Menace", a Jedi named Qui-Gon tests the blood of young Anakin to see his potential to be trained as a Jedi. He is testing for what they call "Midichlorians". Midichlorians are described as special micro-organisms which exist in all living things that are attuned to the Force. The Midichlorians in turn share that connection or awareness of the Force with the host. Ironically, it was discovered that the magnetic properties in Magneurol are also a living bacteria! This is extremely similar to the Midichlorian concept. Another comparison was from the early 80's movie "Dune." This is a Sci-Fi story regarding a human species that inhabit multiple worlds and all apply and use a compound called "Spice". Different worlds learn to process the spice uniquely allowing them to gain "paranormal abilities" including a keener mind, memory, athletic abilities for martial arts, psychic abilities, and even "fold space". The Folding space ability surpassed the abilities of all other worlds because other worlds became dependent on the guild that mastered the ability. This guild was called "Navigators" and with the extended training and use of the spice, they were able to relocate masses across space to other worlds. Eventually a unique person was able to use the spice to awaken as the "Super Being" of the universe.

The sixth sense linked to paranormal abilities demonstrated by a few are directly connected to the brain and other higher functions. The effects are bio-chemically and electrically related and it has been suggested that there is a specific location in the brain responsible for the paranormal effect. By increasing magnetic materials and other nutrients, one can reawaken this dormant area of the brain.

Q: What's the difference between this and a good multi-vitamin?
A: Multi-vitamins are created for the purpose of simply giving the body essential nutrients to maintain basic health. Magneurol is designed for one very specific purpose: to amplify the mind's ability to consciously experience the 'sixth sense' and magnetic fields. Additionally, the contents of Magneurol have been shown is previous scientific research to balance mood, lower anxiety, and unlock energy for the body and mind. You will not find the all the ingredients of Magneurol in any other product that we are aware of. Magneurol requires additional components to compliment it, such as material for the brain to rapidly build new neurons and brain synapses. It requires new chemical compounds to be created within the brain naturally in order to adapt to these new demands. Magneurol has been formulated to meet these demands.

The Magneurol Connection!

Magnerol has a unique proprietary blend of specific magnetized properties which compliment cells naturally occurring within your body.

Magnetite in CellsThese cells contain within them "Magnetotactic bacteria" which grows magnetic nanoparticles. The particles are then naturally assembled into single or multiple chains and anchored inside the cell, enabling the bacteria to passively orient themselves along geomagnetic field lines.

Cells, nerves and brain synapses also require complex building materials often found in select "Vitamins & Minerals" to achieve this delicate process to its optimal level.

You experience life through your Cells because they work and contribute to maximizing the bodies potential as a whole. What they experience you experience!

Day 2 (Journal Excerpt of MS)
This is my second day taking Magneurol. I took 2 pills around 1pm and unlike yesterday, it REALLY kicked in. About 20 minutes after swallowing the pills, I was on the phone with a customer at work and looked up at my ivy plant above my desk. Out of the blue, and it's hard to explain, but I felt my ivy plant growing! Almost as if it was discharging some sort of information that I could feel while giving it attention. After that, I refocused on the call I was on and was able to really connect.

Now I know what The Alchemist has been tripping on the whole time. And I thought it was plain old LSD...

Tyltyl
8th October 2005, 09:09 AM
Even without taking 1 pill I can "feel" or "sense" this is woo woo :)

Why the urge to compare it to some sci-fi movies?

c4ts
8th October 2005, 09:41 AM
Because the use of actual science is prohibited in selling these things.

kmortis
8th October 2005, 12:16 PM
Because the use of actual science is prohibited in selling these things.


I need a shower from just looking at the link.....terrifying. Can't youu jst see the 20/20 piece now?

c4ts
8th October 2005, 03:01 PM
I need a shower from just looking at the link.....terrifying. Can't youu jst see the 20/20 piece now?

No, but I can see the ad in Weekly World News.

vbloke
9th October 2005, 10:05 AM
"Use This Discovery to Surpass Current Human Capabilities by 3,000 Years!"
they know this how?
What would happen if you took a human, with an advanced intelligence compared to animals, and gave them the ability to plug into Earths complex magnetic fields?
nothing, as we lack the evolutionary equipment to actually be able to do anything with our new "magnetic" brains.
The potential of this amazing discovery and the realization that we are now able to safely introduce it to our bodies ecosystem creates stunning possibilities to its true application and how it will possibly quantum leap humankind.
safely? I'll pass on that until it's been properly tested.
our bodies have an ecosystem? wow, I didn't know...
so we'll quantum leap humankind? My! Since quanta are measured in measurements that are too small to fit on a normal ruler (by several million units), I guess this statement may actually be almost true!

Mojo
9th October 2005, 11:56 AM
What would happen if you took a human, with an advanced intelligence compared to animals, and gave them the ability to plug into Earths complex magnetic fields? I guess they'd know which direction the Earth's magnetic poles were in. :rolleyes:

Mojo
9th October 2005, 12:14 PM
The special blend of brain-craving nutrients found in Magneurol ... OMG! Those nutrients are after my brain! Magneurol uses a special formulated blend of herbs, vitamins and minerals all of which have been applied in the quest to expand the mind's sensory. A pity it doesn't enable you to tell the difference between an adjective and a noun. The Theory of the Red Blood Cells (TRBC) is an a leading concept that explains why some individuals demonstrate a stronger spiritual connection or metaphysical abilities.

A project led by Spectrum Bioscience, Inc poses very interesting hypotheses regarding red blood cells and their functions. So far we know quite a bit about them, their role in transporting oxygen, their 120 day life cycle, and the enormous rate at which they are formed, (two million per second) amongst other things. More recent discoveries show how neural cells can be retrained to become red cells, which suggests that we should not refer to cells as being different kind of cells but as cells in different "states".

Magnetism is another area in which particular attention has been given. The evidence in Biophotonic Therapy shows that all blood cells, and red blood cells in particular, are quite sensitive to electromagnetic stimulation. The red blood cells, it seems, collect light and magnetic information, integrate it in real time, and "report" it to the pineal gland and other parts of the brain via biophotonic emissions. It appears that the astrocyte endfeet on capillaries and neurons serve as switches to control and integrate information flowing from neurons and the red blood cells into consciousness. And there's more! Our bodies exist in balance between and under the influence of negative and positive magnetic forces. The Earth's crust exerts a powerful negative magnetic field which is balanced during the day as we experience the suns opposite, positive magnetic force. At night, the Earth's negative magnetic energy increases cellular oxygen, encourages deep restorative sleep, supports biological healing, reduces inflammation and relieves pain. When the sun comes up, the positive magnetic energy switches, decreasing cellular oxygen, stimulating wakefulness, inhibits biological healing, increases pain, and can increase inflammation. http://www.beercoastguard.org/_borders/Alert2.gif

Woo-woo!

c4ts
9th October 2005, 04:52 PM
I wonder if the FDA knows about any of this...