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[LLJKTechnogeek]

And apparently he wants me to say prayers to water.

Now, especially for the destruction of the earthquake in Pakistan and the hurricane Wilma, let all of us that wish for the peace of the world come together and create the power of words. Let’s repeat the following words every night for a week before we fall asleep.

For adults:

The infinite power of the Universe has gathered itself to create a world with true and grand harmony.

As for children, since water is the only substance that can carry the vibration that may help in regaining the balance of energy of the earth, I would like them to say the following with their pure hearts and mind:

We love you water,
We thank you water,
We respect you water.

Is it allowed for me to copy/paste the full thing? Because it's pretty nutty.

[c4ts]

We love you water
We thank you water
We respect you water
Therefore you must flush the toilet and wash your hands!

Stupid kids.

[DevilsAdvocate]

Why would you want to affirm that the destruction caused by an earthquake and a hurricane is a harmony?

Perhaps he meant disharmony:
The infinite power of the Universe has gathered itself to create a world with true and grand disharmony.

Perhaps he meant wishful thinking:
I wish that there was an infinite power of the Universe that gathered itself to create a world with true and grand harmony. If you've got a trickster infinite power in a brass lantern, you may want to think about that a bit lest we become robots or blue and yellow harmoniums.

Perhaps he meant simple truth:
The infinite power of the Universe has gathered itself to create a world with earthquakes and hurricanes.

Water hates self-personification. You can love it and respect it, but only thank it if you pray to the porcelain god. :jaw-dropp