You may be a materialist if...

[Solitaire]

You speak only in E Prime and yet you cannot say exactly that not all qualia are red.
You can't understand the whole distinction without a difference argument without getting a head-ache.
You/BillHoyt/Us/Ubermind admire and enjoy You/BillHoyt/Us/Ubermind's commentary.
You're a member of UCE's "Book Of The Month" club.
You're dating a girl named Mary, not because she's a color-blind zombie, but because she has no conscious.
You'd secretly like to replace UCE's dictionary with your own special dictionary just to see what would happen.
You think Stimpson knowledge is supervenient because his posts read your mind.
You think UCE's mind exists nowhere, nohow in nowhen for nowhy.
You have no time for any of the other threads, let alone your own life.
You know UCE will be back soon like a bad case of the deja vu's.

[arcticpenguin]

Originally posted by Synchronicity
You're dating a girl named Mary, not because she's a color-blind zombie, but because she has no conscious.

Great idea. You could write a book about that and call it Girlfriend in a coma (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060987324/qid=1051135152/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-2551228-7897404?v=glance&s=books).

[Dancing David]

I meant to ask this after my brain got numb, what the heck is a qualia and are they cheaper by the dozen?

[evildave]

You may be a materialist if you preach the magic of "alternative medicine" every day, but when you or a family member gets sick or hurt, you go to a hospital.