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Bruce
5th November 2005, 11:44 AM
...with pictures like this:

http://www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/condi.jpg

"No, Mr. President, it's pronounce NEW-cleer. Say it with me now, NEW-cleer."

"Cheney, he's getting that constipated look again. We're losing him. Get the press out of here!"

"The microphone's in your OTHER ear!"
Lisa Simpson
5th November 2005, 11:46 AM
No, Mr. President, rubbing your brain will not help you think.
TragicMonkey
5th November 2005, 12:16 PM
"Don't make any sudden moves, George. I swear I'll pull the trigger."
punchdrunk
5th November 2005, 03:28 PM
"Someone take Karl home; he's drunk and dancing on the table again."
LibraryLady
5th November 2005, 04:36 PM
Dear God, please don't let him say anything really stupid. Again.
Manny
5th November 2005, 04:38 PM
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine!
President Bush
5th November 2005, 05:37 PM
http://www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/condi.jpg

According to the transcript on that MP3 recorder in my cochlear implant what Condi actually said was...

If that George Bush flicks any more of his ear wax on this pretty little chin hair I'm gonna shove him right off my lap.
fishbob
6th November 2005, 12:01 AM
No you can't go yet, just hold it.
Loon
6th November 2005, 03:22 AM
One of us is a rich, stupid white man. One of us is an intelligent black woman. Which one is president?
Kerberos
6th November 2005, 06:12 AM
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine!
I was thinking that too.
TragicMonkey
6th November 2005, 12:44 PM
Funny. I can't see the picture anymore. ?
Bruce
6th November 2005, 01:30 PM
Funny. I can't see the picture anymore. ?

What picture?

I would like to take this opportunity to say that we have a very fine president and black....(ow, quit poking my ribs)....uh, African American Secretary of State. Go USA!!

:usa:
Zep
7th November 2005, 01:53 AM
Put the pic back and I'll laugh at it. Otherwise, no yucks from me. OK?
Snide
7th November 2005, 11:11 AM
Put the pic back and I'll laugh at it. Otherwise, no yucks from me. OK?Yes, please do!
Bruce
7th November 2005, 06:33 PM
Unfortunately, I can't find it. I hotlinked directly from Reuters on Yahoo, and those jerks continuously relocate their pictures. Sorry. :(
Manny
7th November 2005, 08:38 PM
Here we go.
Zep
7th November 2005, 09:09 PM
Ah yes! Thanks manny.

Condy thinks: "Well, he believed me when I told him the volume knob for his radio-prompt was in his ear. So I wonder what will happen if I told him the tuning knob was up his ass..."
Ed
8th November 2005, 04:23 AM
Here we go.

"No, Mr. President, that was 'Simon Sez touch your nose'"

(god, manny, I still got it)