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[c4ts]

Since this board has received a lot of Kilik activity lately, I thought you might want to know that this is not the only board he spams with garbage (although that's already kind of obvious).

First of all, I'd like to point out the Portal of Evil which Phrost has linked to much, much earlier. I used to lurk around the Chrono thread waiting for updates, and then, a few weeks ago, someone sent me this link:
http://friends.portalofevil.com/sfs.php?si=3&fi=U10717

When he spammed the Chrono thread, I thought his posts were deleted, but they were just moved.

This isn't the only place where he uses the name "The Heartbreak Kid." He uses it on THE KI SANCTUARY:
http://s11.invisionfree.com/The_Ki_Sanctuary/index.php?act=idx

Do you recall the Chrono (Yamesk on the Ki Sanctuary) incident? The boy who thought he could really turn Super Saiyan? This was his forum, until he threw his computer in a ravine because he accidently erased his account through some forum bug. (He's still training harder than ever, just like in the video!) Here are some fun facts about Kilik:

He is a qigong master:
http://s11.invisionfree.com/The_Ki_Sanctuary/index.php?showtopic=439

He knows all about James Randi's Challenge:
http://s11.invisionfree.com/The_Ki_Sanctuary/index.php?showtopic=213&st=0

He won't. He will never hand over the money to anyone. Don't let him fool you, his views on things are as much a belief system as any religion.

Plus, dispersing clouds is not even accepted for application. It is simply explained away, using strawman arguments just like " oh well, it was actually just the weather".

He has his own "Otherkin" section:
http://s11.invisionfree.com/The_Ki_Sanctuary/index.php?showforum=45

He goes to the Graham Hancock message boards:
http://s11.invisionfree.com/The_Ki_Sanctuary/index.php?showtopic=489

And it all goes back to his main man Thoth:
http://s11.invisionfree.com/The_Ki_Sanctuary/index.php?showtopic=17


Thoth was the top Egyptian God, but actually an Atlantean. He was Hermes, Jesus Christ, Adam in other lives. After the destruction of Atlantis he and his soul mate Atlanteans went around the world, to Egypt, south america, yucutan, and finally Tibet. He and Atlanteans set up proper monastaries for cultivation, and helped raise all kindred human spirits trapped in this plane, to at least the current human body level and the current human body was established I beleive. He put the knowledge and mysteries of enlightenment into secret oracles such as the Tarot card, making it hard to understand by many people, and only the most sinscere would find the way. In this way the skills, methods, and teachings of Atlantis could be preserved until today.
http://www.crystalinks.com/emerald14bw.html

[eri]

And here I thought we were special. I look forward to seeing how he was recieved on other boards.

[Belz...]

Thank you, cyborg-man! He's even nuttier than I believed.

[TriangleMan]

Kilik went to the Bad Astronomy/Universe Today board and lasted all of around 10 posts before he was banned.

[c4ts]

You should only ban him for behavioral reasons.

For example, I've been writing about Milton and Eugene O'Neill all day. I need a break from all this heady literature now and then. Why take away my only source of entertainment?

Other people might have felt the same way.

[Odin]

Thats nothing:

Kilik the Philosopher (http://www.philosophyonline.co.uk/forum/viewthread.php?tid=1018)

Kilik the astral projector (http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/archive.php/o_t__t_20026__start_0__index.html)

Killik the atheist (http://www.modernatheist.com/phpbb2//viewtopic.php?t=276)

Kilik the buddhist (http://www.lioncity.net/buddhism/index.php?showtopic=14853)

Kilik the infidel (http://www.infidelguy.com/ftopict-11049.html)



This "HBKSCM" seems familiar somehow... (http://teenforums.studentcenter.org/viewtopic.php?t=176005)

[c4ts]

I no longer care about that. I want to know what kind of "otherkin" he is!

[UrsulaV]

I no longer care about that. I want to know what kind of "otherkin" he is!

You and me both!

I suppose "fruitbat" is a little too much to hope for. Maybe he's an ibis.

There aren't many people to whom I could extend the accolade "Would make a furry convention a whole lot weirder," but I think Kilik has qualified for that signal honor. Furries at least tend to be wacky along certain lines, and once you know what to expect, they're fabulous.* Kilik'd be a whole new world 'o weird.

*Or at least no worse than people at the SF cons...

[Kilik]

I really don't know my full past in the universe. I may or may not have been an "otherkin"

For example, I doubt Jesus was ever an otherkin

[Odin]

I no longer care about that. I want to know what kind of "otherkin" he is!

Trollkin.

[Cleon]

I no longer care about that. I want to know what kind of "otherkin" he is!

Dare I ask what an "otherkin" is?

[UrsulaV]

People who think they're either an animal or a mystical whatsit in a human body--OR people who think they were an animal or a mystical whatsit in a past life. Sort of New Age meets furry meets Mercedes Lackey.

[Kilik]

A Mermaid or Werewolf would also be considered "otherkin"

[Odin]

So why is it "kilik's otherkin section" if his username is "the heartbreak kid"?

[Cleon]

A Mermaid or Werewolf would also be considered "otherkin"

Yeah.....And you believe in those too?

[Consternatio]

You know, I've come to the conclusion that trying to get Kilik to see sense is like trying to pick up water with a sieve. Mostly frustrating, occasionally amusing, but ultimately, pointless.

[Kilik]

I have my own section because I think the term otherkin should mostly refer to mythologiacal creatures, the other otherkin guys think it mostly means you were an animal in a past life, so there are now 2 otherkin sections there to prevent confusion and flaming

[Odin]

I have my own section because I think the term otherkin should mostly refer to mythologiacal creatures, the other otherkin guys think it mostly means you were an animal in a past life, so there are now 2 otherkin sections there to prevent confusion and flaming
But why do they call it "kilik's otherkin section" not "the heartbreak kid's otherkin section"?

[Disco]

Kilik went to the Bad Astronomy/Universe Today board and lasted all of around 10 posts before he was banned.

I've also seen the same posts at Skeptic Friends Network, although I tend to ignore them there, just like I do here. They take a lot more from trolls before they ban them.

http://www.skepticfriends.org/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5199

MHB

[Kilik]

I used to be called Kilik there.

Then the forum got re-done and reincarnated, and we had to re register, I used a different name

[delphi_ote]

Jesus in a fish tank! He spammed the same crap across five or six websites! I guess we know now why he doesn't have time for critical thinking...

[Odin]

I used to be called Kilik there.

Then the forum got re-done and reincarnated, and we had to re register, I used a different name

I thought maybe they were psychic or something...:D

[Odin]

Jesus in a fish tank! He spammed the same crap across five or six websites! I guess we know now why he doesn't have time for critical thinking...

I count about 15 with "nostradamus centuries x" on it (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22nostradamus,+centuries+x%22&hl=en&lr=&start=0&sa=N)

[c4ts]

He's like a second Lucianarchy...

[TJ]

I am otherkin. I am a lesbian, trapped in a man's body.

[c4ts]

I am otherkin. I am a lesbian, trapped in a man's body.

No man, that's "everybodykin."

[Zep]

If only Kilik was further away. Then he'd truly be a "far-kin" idiot.

[Nyarlathotep]

He's like a second Lucianarchy...

Nah. Compared to Kilik Lucianarchy was reasonable and sane.

He is more like a second Mayday/Bigfig but without the constant personal dramas.

[delphi_ote]

He is more like a second Mayday/Bigfig but without the constant personal dramas.

What you just said translates to "Mayday/Bigfig without the constant Mayday/Bigfig."

[Nyarlathotep]

What you just said translates to "Mayday/Bigfig without the constant Mayday/Bigfig."

Nah, she was a fountain of woo in addition to the personal dramas. Like Kilik, she never met a paranormal idea she didn't like and also like Kilik, she was barely coherent

[c4ts]

I really don't know my full past in the universe. I may or may not have been an "otherkin"

For example, I doubt Jesus was ever an otherkin

But you know so much about past lives and mythology and ancient secrets and whatnot that you can post on several message boards with authority, how could none of this teach you how to find out what you were in a past life?

[c4ts]

After reviewing more Ki Sanctuary, Kilik gets a gold star. For not posting in the horrid "antro porn" thread.

There were links to fchan. People were loving it.

For those of you who don't know, think of the internet as Hell according to Dante's Inferno. Each rung gets worse as you travel to the bottom, the very center of Hell. Somewhere around the lake of excrement, we have spammers like Kilik. Beyond that, I dunno, Goatze and related gross-out material. But in the very center of Hell is Satan, forever chewing on Judas (and others). But instead of Judas, it's your favorite cartoon character from when you were a child. And, instead of chewing, imagine Satan raping that character with a 10-foot pole, and that the whole thing is drawn by a horny teenager who has to make everything way too heavy and muscular. Now imagine people who get off on this sort of thing. Fchan is all that plus random skunks, depressed transexual emo foxes, and that weird creepy vibe you get from people who wish they actually looked like the things they draw.

And there is that thread Chrono started on Ki Sanctuary where they all go wild for it. Even the characters who live inside Chrono's head.

Kilik, he's okay. He spams with random images, he posts a lot of woo garbage all over the internet and annoys the hell out of everybody. But he has no idea what he's talking about when he says "otherkin." And that's a good thing.

[bagtaggar]

May longcat, cockmongler, and /b/tards live forever.

[DevilsAdvocate]

Since this board has received a lot of Kilik activity lately, I thought you might want to know that this is not the only board he spams with garbage (although that's already kind of obvious).Flippin hell! He must be on to something. Where do you get all that time and energy? He's either a lonely teenager flunking all his classes, or a bachelor tenured professor with more grant money than he can snort cocaine with.

[bagtaggar]

*que beach boys tune*

Wouldn't it be nice if we were Kilik...

Then we wouldn't have to think aaaaat alllll...

[Odin]

If a trolls impact is measured in how many threads are started with their name in, Kilik has probably beaten 1inchrist, Mayfig and the Mas collective by now.

[c4ts]

If a trolls impact is measured in how many threads are started with their name in, Kilik has probably beaten 1inchrist, Mayfig and the Mas collective by now.

He's got nothing on Franko, then.

[Belz...]

A Mermaid or Werewolf would also be considered "otherkin"

So what are you, a Were-Woo ?

[Ririon]

So what are you, a Were-Woo ?

What I want to know is: How much does he get per click ('kilik', get it?). He (or they, it's evidently a lot of effort sidestepping questions in 10 threads in each of 10 forums all the time.) This otherkin shows very little interest in anything but posting links and saying "look at this" in 50 different ways. All of this is done on forums where people (at least quite a few lurkers here) might find these sorts of things interesting. And since they're on a forum, many of them can spend the time to check out a link or two.

It looks to me suspiciously like highly targeted advertising of a few niche products/ideas.

Otherkin, indeed. ;)

Ririon

[c4ts]

He's not an advertiser. He doesn't push any products, just a bunch of random links. He can't really expound on anything he says, just repeat himself.

Therefore Kilik is "spambotkin." In a past life, he was a Nigerian spammer.

[Ririon]

He's not an advertiser. He doesn't push any products, just a bunch of random links. He can't really expound on anything he says, just repeat himself.

Therefore Kilik is "spambotkin." In a past life, he was a Nigerian spammer.

Hey! Be nice to my conspiracy theory! ;) He might work for someone writing books about Atlantis (or whatever it is he is going on about). If that is the case then he is marketing a product and an idea. I'm not a marketing guru but i believe the term is 'viral marketing'.

In fact, if I was running a small and woo publishing agency, I would encourage my employees do their best Kilik-impression during any spare time they might have at work.

But, maybe I'm just too skeptical... :D

[Kilik]

no, I don't have any website or forum, I have no publishing agency, I'm not selling anything.

[AnotherSillyAlias]

no, I don't have any website or forum, I have no publishing agency, I'm not selling anything.

I believe that kilik, I really do.

Nobody would have a chance in hell of ever understanding exactly what it is you were selling.

[delphi_ote]

no, I don't have any website or forum, I have no publishing agency, I'm not selling anything.

http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

[Belz...]

What I want to know is: How much does he get per click ('kilik', get it?). He (or they, it's evidently a lot of effort sidestepping questions in 10 threads in each of 10 forums all the time.) This otherkin shows very little interest in anything but posting links and saying "look at this" in 50 different ways.

What different ways ? I've only seen ONE, so far.

[Ririon]

What different ways ? I've only seen ONE, so far.

I'm just trying to come up with a conspiracy theory, here. Why are everybody here so skeptical?... ;)

[c4ts]

I'm just trying to come up with a conspiracy theory, here. Why are everybody here so skeptical?

Chemtrails.