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headscratcher4
8th November 2005, 08:46 AM
The “therapist” has sort of an Anne Coulter look-thing going on here….

http://www.angeltherapy.com/

Angel Therapy is a non-denominational spiritual healing method that involves working with a person's guardian angels and archangels, to heal and harmonize every aspect of life. Angel Therapy also helps you to more clearly receive Divine Guidance from the Creator and angels.

Everyone has guardian angels, and these angels perform God's will of peace for us all. When we open ourselves to hear our angels' messages, every aspect of our lives become more peaceful. Many of Doreen’s resources will provide you with more information on this subject, including her books Angel Therapy and Angel Medicine, and the Connecting with Your Angels Kit.

Since 1996, Doreen has taught thousands of people worldwide how to engage in Angel Therapy. Many of these students have become Angel Therapy Practitioners, who have private practices and give workshops on related topics. Angel Therapy brings people back on their spiritual path in a way that is non-threatening and non-judgmental.

Doreen has received thousands of unsolicited testimonials of how the angels have healed people's bodies, mind, emotions, relationships, families, career and finances, and other life areas. Of course, Doreen gives all credit to God and the angels.

Angel Therapy, Angel Therapy Practitioner, and Doreen Virtue are trademarked worldwide as registered terms.


This one might be in conflict –
http://web.tiscali.it/blissnewage/Blisseng/virtueng.htm

A natural clairvoyant as a child, Doreen Virtue had many "invisible friends" and kept in contact with them until friends and family convinced her that her visions were wrong.

If, in fact you were clarvoint, could you be an un-natural clairvoyant? What does that mean, actually? Also, “invisible friends” hmmm, seems like here friends and family may have actually given her good advice.

c4ts
8th November 2005, 09:04 AM
Is it an acupuncture needle?

PatKelley
8th November 2005, 09:26 AM
Drain bamage. So she talks to people who aren't there... and it never entered her head that they might be her, and this whole thing is an onanistic orgy of ego-feasting?

headscratcher4
8th November 2005, 09:35 AM
I particularly like that Doreen gives credit to God and, of course, to the angels. However, I suspect she doesn't give much "credit" when it comes to paying for her theraputic services....

Matilda
8th November 2005, 09:37 AM
Pulling the wings off angels as a child probably precludes me from this one.

Ah well.

Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
8th November 2005, 10:22 AM
Sorry, but "Doreen Virtue" is just not subtle enough for me. I don't name-in-your-face therapists.

~~ Paul

Odin
8th November 2005, 10:26 AM
Doreen Virtue Ph.D makes those angel cards. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1561706396/002-3749854-3538438?v=glance)

If you don't think she's after money look at how many sets she's released.
How many of these does someone need?-
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/002-3749854-3538438





Isn't Virtue a rank of angel?

Belz...
8th November 2005, 10:55 AM
Everyone has guardian angels, and these angels perform God's will of peace for us all. When we open ourselves to hear our angels' messages, every aspect of our lives become more peaceful. Many of Doreen’s resources will provide you with more information on this subject, including her books Angel Therapy and Angel Medicine, and the Connecting with Your Angels Kit.

Tell them to speak LOUDER! Damn angels.

Starthinker
8th November 2005, 11:51 AM
I wonder if she'd go out with me.

c4ts
9th November 2005, 12:10 AM
"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"

brodski
9th November 2005, 02:15 AM
"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fell from heaven?"
Beceasue it looks like you landed on your face! ;)

Soapy Sam
10th November 2005, 05:10 PM
Do angels have to submit flight plans to Air Traffic Control?

Just asking.

Nex
10th November 2005, 09:46 PM
“The angels are with us as a gift from our Creator, and their aim is to establish peace on Earth, one person at a time. Working wing-in-hand with the angels, I believe that this goal is possible. May your inner light burn brightly today, and all the days to come.” "Wing-in-hand"?

That just sounds awkward.

And if my inner light burned, it'd probably blister me innards. Ow.

I'll just continue my life of strife and despair as a soulless infidel, thanks.