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10001
20th December 2005, 09:41 AM
well.. if you re a mormon 4th...

revelation...

i propose to make the Next testament. 'i am seriouse, realy'

Or a very new religion.

And the best people to take on the task are all here.
on this site. athiests, agnostics, and the 'believers'

Before we start.
points to note..(please feel free to add on)

it could be thusands of years before anyone takes it on or make money from it... but lets make a good one, so no one can argue about it.

1. has to have historical values for the people to look back on. so that these findings can be used to varify the valdity of the "book".
2. many different people has to be involved in writing separate stories. but must have direct or indirect reference to 'a super being that no one can really know' and to other stories through similar names and stuff.
3. we must use a language so simple that no one can mis interpret them, in thousands of years to come.
4. we must pick some one to be sacrificed or something...we can vote on this.. or do you think having a 'representitive' is necessary?
5 include some real events which willadd to the validity of the 'book'

to be continued..

reminder 1: lets also include Aliens and animals as objects of saving as well... i think the present religions are too arrogant in putting all importance on human existance.

we are sooooo important and loved by this 'super god' he gave his son.. blah blah...

R2: have to combine bits of buddhism to it cuz there is not much other way of explaing how to save the people before we wrote this 'NEW book'. ther then to say... yes we are reborn over and over again so we get many many chances to be accepted by our "supreme being!"

Morrison's Lament
20th December 2005, 09:47 AM
I'm willing to die for this. I always wanted to be a martyr, even a false one.
"So much did God love the world that he sacrificed... eh... some random dude."

Alternatively, I could betray the holy martyr, the Judas gig is fine by me. And I need the pieces of silver.

--- G.

Marquis de Carabas
20th December 2005, 09:48 AM
If being the sacrifice means lots of consorting with whores before the sacrifice, count me in.

Moon-Spinner
20th December 2005, 09:57 AM
If being the sacrifice means lots of consorting with whores before the sacrifice, count me in.

You can consort with the whores as long as you have some snappy messages to dispense, something such as "Do as I say, not as I am doing right now behind the barn".

Ryan O'Dine
20th December 2005, 10:59 AM
Let's take all the wannabe martyrs, throw them in a pit with various lethal and decorative weapons, and let 'em have at it. Last one standing is the martyr.

Morrison's Lament
20th December 2005, 11:43 AM
That's too much work. I got dibbs on Judas.

--- G.

alfaniner
20th December 2005, 12:12 PM
Oh, boy. Just wait until June 6 of next year...

The hoopla will start long before then.

Belz...
20th December 2005, 12:12 PM
If being the sacrifice means lots of consorting with whores before the sacrifice, count me in.

Hopefully not with post whores, as I am, alledgedly, one myself! Ask Hammegk.

Soapy Sam
20th December 2005, 12:29 PM
When the FSM returns from His Dinner, all of you are going straight to HECK!

Morrison's Lament
20th December 2005, 12:49 PM
That's ok, Sam. I'm friends with Phil, the prince of insufficient light.

--- G.

10001
21st December 2005, 09:13 PM
I'm willing to die for this. I always wanted to be a martyr, even a false one.
"So much did God love the world that he sacrificed... eh... some random dude."

Alternatively, I could betray the holy martyr, the Judas gig is fine by me. And I need the pieces of silver.

--- G.


after your sacrifice...
you will be ever more powerful...
up there some where...

perhaps... being born in another planet to save other beings... by sacrificing your self againg.. and becoming more powerful again..