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Jedi Knight
29th April 2003, 04:23 PM
A pro-holocaust homicide bomber has just blown up over a dozen (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=32307) innocent Jews in Israel.

It may be time for Israel to send in the tanks again.

JK

MRC_Hans
29th April 2003, 05:23 PM
Good idea about the tanks. That approach has worked so well in the past. Or maybe they should simply go and nuke'm, that would probably work even better.

Hans

The Fool
29th April 2003, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight
A pro-holocaust homicide bomber has just blown up over a dozen (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=32307) innocent Jews in Israel.

It may be time for Israel to send in the tanks again.

JK
What should the tanks do when they get there? Kill some innocent Palistinians to balance out the Innocent Israelis that have been killed?

Jedi Knight
29th April 2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by The Fool

What should the tanks do when they get there? Kill some innocent Palistinians to balance out the Innocent Israelis that have been killed?

I think it is time for Israeli troops to go house to house and clean the terrorist trash out of there and dismantle the bomb-making factories in the West Bank and Gaza.

Or......

Israel should demand a new dress code for all Palestinians entering Israel. No more fluffy clothing to mask vest-bombs.

Those are the only solutions, since the PLA has no intentions to go after the terrorists that inhabit the same space as they do.

JK

The Fool
29th April 2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight


I think it is time for Israeli troops to go house to house and clean the terrorist trash out of there and dismantle the bomb-making factories in the West Bank and Gaza.

Or......

Israel should demand a new dress code for all Palestinians entering Israel. No more fluffy clothing to mask vest-bombs.

Those are the only solutions, since the PLA has no intentions to go after the terrorists that inhabit the same space as they do.

JK
How would they identify which ones are the terrorist trash?

Bjorn
29th April 2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by The Fool

How would they identify which ones are the terrorist trash? Witches float, innocents sink.

Remember? :(

Jedi Knight
29th April 2003, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by The Fool

How would they identify which ones are the terrorist trash?

None of them will be terrorists if Israel makes them all wear shorts, t-shirts and sandals.

I have a term I have been saving for some time that fits this situation specifically. I wasn't going to use it because some leftist media columnist would steal it and get credit for it.

Anyway, what Israel needs to do is establish a new propaganda protocal, a positive propaganda protocal called a "violence quarantine".

If you check Google and search for "violence quarantine" in quotes, you will see that there are no matches which means Jedi genius is at work again. Use it if it can save lives. Words are powerful, especially those created by a Dark Jedi Master like me.

JK

MRC_Hans
29th April 2003, 11:54 PM
T-shirts, shorts and sandals, ---- and a yellow crescent painted on their left shoulder ---- no better yet, tattoed on their foreheads. Too bad you didn't think of that. :cool:

Hans

Mr Manifesto
30th April 2003, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by MRC_Hans
T-shirts, shorts and sandals, ---- and a yellow crescent painted on their left shoulder ---- no better yet, tattoed on their foreheads. Too bad you didn't think of that. :cool:

Hans

But how will we keep track of who's who? We should tattoo bar codes on them too. Or numbers. Numbers tattooed on their forearms.

Off topic but can anyone tell me why Israel founded a country in the Middle East if it was going to be so violent? Why didn't they just stay in Europe?

subgenius
30th April 2003, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Mr Manifesto


But how will we keep track of who's who? We should tattoo bar codes on them too. Or numbers. Numbers tattooed on their forearms.

Off topic but can anyone tell me why Israel founded a country in the Middle East if it was going to be so violent? Why didn't they just stay in Europe?
Kind of like Sam Kinison's admonishment for hungry people to go where the food is.

subgenius
30th April 2003, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight


None of them will be terrorists if Israel makes them all wear shorts, t-shirts and sandals.

I have a term I have been saving for some time that fits this situation specifically. I wasn't going to use it because some leftist media columnist would steal it and get credit for it.

Anyway, what Israel needs to do is establish a new propaganda protocal, a positive propaganda protocal called a "violence quarantine".

If you check Google and search for "violence quarantine" in quotes, you will see that there are no matches which means Jedi genius is at work again. Use it if it can save lives. Words are powerful, especially those created by a Dark Jedi Master like me.

JK
Paging Dr. Freud.
Let's all say it together, "Delusions of grandeur."

LuxFerum
30th April 2003, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Words are powerful, especially those created by a Dark Jedi Master like me.

JK

Much to learn, you have.
:D

Crossbow
30th April 2003, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight


...

If you check Google and search for "violence quarantine" in quotes, you will see that there are no matches which means Jedi genius is at work again. Use it if it can save lives. Words are powerful, especially those created by a Dark Jedi Master like me.

JK

Wow! New tag line!

Jedi Knight
30th April 2003, 06:23 AM
If you would all like my autograph, just let me know.

JK

Dancing David
30th April 2003, 07:52 AM
I agree that the bombing is horrible, so eye for an eye eh? So just suspend the civil liberties in the non democracy.
Can they truely find these bomb factories. Would it also be useful to stop the sale of fertilizer. Wouldn't a strategy of inderdiction be usefull if equally futile.

Peace
dancing david

MRC_Hans
30th April 2003, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight
If you would all like my autograph, just let me know.

JK Well, don't call us, we'll call you. :rolleyes:

Hans

NightG1
30th April 2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight

Anyway, what Israel needs to do is establish a new propaganda protocal, a positive propaganda protocal called a "violence quarantine".

If you check Google and search for "violence quarantine" in quotes, you will see that there are no matches which means Jedi genius is at work again. Use it if it can save lives. Words are powerful, especially those created by a Dark Jedi Master like me.

JK

I just checked Google for "gunpowder marmalade" and didn't get any matches either. I must be a frigging genius too.

Leif Roar
30th April 2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight
A pro-holocaust homicide bomber has just blown up over a dozen (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=32307) innocent Jews in Israel.

It may be time for Israel to send in the tanks again.

JK

Well, they might run into a bit of a problem crossing the English channel - I suppose they'll have to remember to bring the amphibian skirts for their tanks.

(Assuming the reports that the suicide bomber was British is correct, of course.)

Jedi Knight
30th April 2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Dancing David
I agree that the bombing is horrible, so eye for an eye eh? So just suspend the civil liberties in the non democracy.
Can they truely find these bomb factories. Would it also be useful to stop the sale of fertilizer. Wouldn't a strategy of inderdiction be usefull if equally futile.

Peace
dancing david

As an explosives expert, there is a very specific fertilizer used to make explosives I think you are hinting to. That fertilizer can be replaced by fertilizer that is not capable of being sensitized into an explosive. So your idea is a good one but would not require the banning off all fertilizer, just one very specific category of fertilizers.

JK

The Fool
30th April 2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight


As an explosives expert, there is a very specific fertilizer used to make explosives I think you are hinting to. That fertilizer can be replaced by fertilizer that is not capable of being sensitized into an explosive. So your idea is a good one but would not require the banning off all fertilizer, just one very specific category of fertilizers.

JK
well, chicken poo cannot be made into an explosive...but just about any superphosphate fertilizer can. are you going to ban all fertilizers besides chook poo?

All cheap concentrated superphosphates can be made to go boom...soak them in diesel and use a high explosive initiator (fertilizer makes a low explosive and needs a fair bit of a bang to set it off)..... JK, as an "explosive expert" you should know that everyone and thier dog knows how to make fertiliser bombs....and Superphosphate is one of he most common substances on the planet. You are dreaming if you think you can restrict its supply.

Jedi Knight
30th April 2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by The Fool

well, chicken poo cannot be made into an explosive...but just about any superphosphate fertilizer can. are you going to ban all fertilizers besides chook poo?

All cheap concentrated superphosphates can be made to go boom...soak them in diesel and use a high explosive initiator (fertilizer makes a low explosive and needs a fair bit of a bang to set it off)..... JK, as an "explosive expert" you should know that everyone and thier dog knows how to make fertiliser bombs....and Superphosphate is one of he most common substances on the planet. You are dreaming if you think you can restrict its supply.

The explosives that the Palestinians are using are military-grade high-explosives anyway. The terrorists in the middle east get their explosives from the Iranians and Syrians. They have no need to use nitrate-based explosives when they have open access to acquire high-explosives on demand.

JK

MRC_Hans
30th April 2003, 11:06 PM
This is daft. The amount of explosive needed for a suicide bomber is obviously no more than can be hidden on a person. There is no way you kan keep such amounts of explosives, even military grade, from being available to an organisation that is desparate enough to use suicide bombers in the first place.

They may be getting them from Iran and Syria right now, but they could smuggle them in from the other side of the planet if needed.

The only way to stop this is to change the political climate.

Hans

The Fool
30th April 2003, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Jedi Knight


The explosives that the Palestinians are using are military-grade high-explosives anyway. The terrorists in the middle east get their explosives from the Iranians and Syrians. They have no need to use nitrate-based explosives when they have open access to acquire high-explosives on demand.

JK
Exactly...so why were you flapping on about banning certain fertilizer?

Israel currently uses water restrictions to keep palistinian agriculture struggling, are you going to deny them fertilizer too?

Jedi Knight
1st May 2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by The Fool

Exactly...so why were you flapping on about banning certain fertilizer?

Israel currently uses water restrictions to keep palistinian agriculture struggling, are you going to deny them fertilizer too?

You need a lot of fertilizer to make an effective nitrate bomb. It is logistically inadequate for terrorist operations to use that type of explosive because of weight restrictions that humans have carrying it, but you can use alternate forms of fertilizer if you want to control nitrate importation into a country.

JK

Aardvark_DK
1st May 2003, 04:26 AM
What difference does it make what kind of explosives they have access to? If they want explosives they're gonna get explosives - if there is a demand there will be a supply, right?

What do you expect the Palestinians to do, anyway? They are under a lot of stress, and we all know: "If you put populations under stress, there are levels of stress that those populations can function in before they become dangerous." Cause and effect, that's all it is.

Crossbow
1st May 2003, 05:05 AM
Come to think of it, any "explosives expert" should be able to tell you that a simple bomb can be using gunpowder from about two or three hundred bullets (and there are plenty of these).

Such a bomb would not be as powerful or as stable as one made from C-4, or something similar, but it would work all the same.

Ugh!

Upchurch
1st May 2003, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by Crossbow
Come to think of it, any "explosives expert" should be able to tell you that a simple bomb can be using gunpowder from about two or three hundred bullets (and there are plenty of these). Hey, that's true. JK's ultimate plan must be to ban anything that can hurt anyone. He must want to ban all guns! That would do the trick.