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Cleon
6th January 2006, 09:50 AM
Behold--the Singing Psychic (http://www.singingpsychic.com/)!
"Ms. Baskerville has found over 5,000 missing persons, including children. "
With a 95% accuracy rate, how could you go wrong? :D
And are those RABBIT'S FEET around her neck???!!!?
Hawk one
6th January 2006, 09:51 AM
You haven't lived until you've seen me do the hula-hula in nothing but a bast skirt, Cleon.
Garrette
6th January 2006, 10:01 AM
You haven't lived until you've seen me do the hula-hula in nothing but a bast skirt, Cleon.Or perhaps we wouldn't want to live after seeing it?
Darat
6th January 2006, 10:02 AM
We should run a competition for the worse/best(?) site and psychic claims.
Mojo
6th January 2006, 10:07 AM
Fran discovered her psychic abilities after a near death experience involving an eighteen wheel lumber truck. So near and yet so far. I blame Roadtoad.
Belz...
6th January 2006, 10:30 AM
With a 95% accuracy rate, how could you go wrong? :D
And are those RABBIT'S FEET around her neck???!!!?
Well, you know what you have to do now, Cleon. EXTERMINATE!
sat556
6th January 2006, 11:11 AM
Here's a good one:
http://www.nothingisincurable.com/
How does one go about becoming a doctor of spiritual healing?
Z
6th January 2006, 11:14 AM
I've seen everything now.
You can't possibly know that.
For one thing, you've never seen me dance the Jerk naked in a Cuban banana club, have you? Or a tap-dancing goat? Or what is written on the underside of my abacus?
Yeah, I thought not...
CFLarsen
6th January 2006, 11:19 AM
And are those RABBIT'S FEET around her neck???!!!?
No, they are called "implants".
Azrael 5
6th January 2006, 12:09 PM
Ive seen everything now
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? :D
fishbait
6th January 2006, 12:17 PM
Fran discovered her psychic abilities after a near death experience involving an eighteen wheel lumber truck.I discovered mine when my brother ran over me with a Jeep.
Johnny Pixels
6th January 2006, 12:23 PM
Has anyone else noticed the link at the bottom of http://www.singingpsychic.com/ to http://www.detectiveinvestigator.com/
Fran Baskerville (the psychic) has found over 5000 missing persons (including children)
Frances Tanner (the detective) Has found over 9000 missing persons
Are they related? (The detective agency is called Baskerville Investigations ) Which one would you pick though, seeing as the detective agency has found almost twice as many people?
Cleon
6th January 2006, 12:33 PM
For one thing, you've never seen me dance the Jerk naked in a Cuban banana club, have you?
But...I thought we had something special! And now you just want to pretend it never happened???!?!?!!?!?!
:cry1
Stereolab
6th January 2006, 01:52 PM
I heard the Singing Psychic on a radio morning show a few times.
Although I will withhold my own opinion on whether or not she is actually psychically gifted, I will say that she was a very entertaining guest, and was certainly able to convince the show's hosts and callers of her abilities.
Z
6th January 2006, 02:23 PM
But...I thought we had something special! And now you just want to pretend it never happened???!?!?!!?!?!
:cry1
That was a Cuban Cigar club, dear.
shalomsteph
6th January 2006, 09:32 PM
Chandre Levy would be found in a park close to a mansion in a jogging suit on Mancow in Chicago
I had to read that a bunch of times...I kept wondering how Chandra got to Chicago from DC...then I figured out it Mancow is a SHOW, not a street in Chicago...
shalomsteph
6th January 2006, 09:35 PM
Singing psychic predicted: *The death of Johnny Carson
I predict that everyone who is alive now will....die.
I'm psychic!
And I think those are dead mice around her neck.
Azrael 5
7th January 2006, 07:55 PM
We should run a competition for the worse/best(?) site and psychic claims.
Not neccasarily the worst,but rates its based in my region I thought to include it here.Pathetic and laughable sums it up.A whole website of investigations where nothing happens!!!
http://whiteroseparanormal.com/home.html ;)
KingMerv00
10th January 2006, 09:01 AM
Behold--the Singing Psychic (http://www.singingpsychic.com/)!
"Ms. Baskerville has found over 5,000 missing persons, including children. "
...snip
I'd like to talk to these people.
I like how she added "including children", as if that is any more amazing than finding an adult.
Capsid
10th January 2006, 09:39 AM
We should run a competition for the worse/best(?) site and psychic claims.
Not really psychic claims but here's one (http://www.intergalacticdiva.com/)that sings and has had sex with aliens that shapeshift into lizardmen!
rharbers
10th January 2006, 10:23 AM
I discovered mine when my brother ran over me with a Jeep.
I realized I never had any after I was thrown from a Pick-up and landed on my head at about 40 miles an hour. Luckily, I landed on a sand dune.
Flange Desire
10th January 2006, 09:30 PM
I emailed the singer and called her a fraud and asked her to please sue me.
She only responded with some all-caps gibberish.
It is fraud when you knowingly lie about a product to entice people to hand over their money.
drfrank
11th January 2006, 09:33 AM
*dreams*
Ah, wouldn't it be truly wonderful to be sued by a psychic for calling them a fraud?
It would probably make my life complete :D
Ashles
12th January 2006, 09:55 PM
Not neccasarily the worst,but rates its based in my region I thought to include it here.Pathetic and laughable sums it up.A whole website of investigations where nothing happens!!!
http://whiteroseparanormal.com/home.html (http://whiteroseparanormal.com/home.html) ;)
The real mystery is why all their graphics are so horribly badly optimised for web display.
But their equipment list is great. (http://whiteroseparanormal.com/equipment.html (http://whiteroseparanormal.com/equipment.html)
Camera
A 35mm camera with black and white film and/or infrared film is very useful for capturing any pictures.
Oh yeah. Nothing like a camera for capturing pictures.
Compass
A compass is not only very useful for navigation it is also great for picking up electromagnetic forces. A compass will react to any magnetic or electrical stimulus that may be out of the ordinary.
And what about those sources IN the ordinary?
Oh yeah, it picks up those too.
Headset Communication
When operating as a team of three or more people, headset communicators are useful for staying in contact when spread out...
Motion Detectors
These devices are good for sensing movement ...
Notebook
Always keep records of times and events, this is very useful for documenting the investigation ...
What would we do without the insight of this page?
Watch
An essential piece of equipment for recording the time when the events happen.
Call me old fashioned, but if you need to have it explained to you what a watch is for, you probably shouldn't be allowed out on your own to go ghost hunting.
Or shopping.
Or to the bathroom.
HeyLeroy
12th January 2006, 10:03 PM
Not really psychic claims but here's one (http://www.intergalacticdiva.com/)that sings and has had sex with aliens that shapeshift into lizardmen!
Who wants to borrow my lizard-man suit?
Ririon
13th January 2006, 09:26 AM
Who wants to borrow my lizard-man suit?
Well, both she and Ms Baskerville beat The Amazing One's favourite female psychic easily in the looks department. How about shifting focus a little? The Swift newsletter would look a lot better. Maybe some lizard-man action could even be included... ;) I've only been following The Good Cause closely for a couple of years, but I am completely fed up with Ms Browne. That could have something to do with me watching an entire Montel Show.
Ririon
Nex
13th January 2006, 10:23 AM
I emailed the singer and called her a fraud and asked her to please sue me.
She only responded with some all-caps gibberish... Aw, can you post the email? Pwetty pwease? :D
Flange Desire
15th January 2006, 10:30 PM
Aw, can you post the email? Pwetty pwease? :D
With pleasure (manually presented here) ...
From: me
To: jazzdiva@sbcglobal.net
Subject: you, your site
Body:
loon, fraud
sue me please
Flange Desire
15th January 2006, 10:34 PM
With pleasure (manually presented here) ...
Ahh whoops (thinks) you probably wanted to see her all-caps gibberish reply!
Sorry - deleted and long gone.
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