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sphenisc
12th January 2006, 09:37 AM
Paranormal resistentialism is proposed as an explanation of teaspoon displacement in a peer-reviewed journal (BMJ). Is this really the kind of thing that should be introduced into medical schools...

http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/331/7531/1498

:D

GrnMtSkeptic
12th January 2006, 10:07 AM
Paranormal resistentialism is proposed as an explanation of teaspoon displacement in a peer-reviewed journal (BMJ). Is this really the kind of thing that should be introduced into medical schools...

http://bmj.bmjjournals.com/cgi/content/full/331/7531/1498

:D

What a blatant attempt at pandering for an Ig Nobel prize. They should be disqualified...

Glite
12th January 2006, 10:08 AM
We propose a somewhat more speculative theory (with apologies to Douglas Adams and Veet Voojagig). Somewhere in the cosmos, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, walking treeoids, and superintelligent shades of the colour blue, a planet is entirely given over to spoon life-forms. Unattended spoons make their way to this planet, slipping away through space to a world where they enjoy a uniquely spoonoid lifestyle, responding to highly spoon oriented stimuli, and generally leading the spoon equivalent of the good life

Love it :D

Nucular
12th January 2006, 01:59 PM
:D Brilliant! I'm going to bring in the intrepid Lim, Hellard & Aitken to investigate my pants drawer. Underwear attrition rate in the Nucular household has reached near-catatrophic, even commando, proportions.