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dogjones
13th January 2006, 02:58 PM
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/navy-seals-video/

One of these, it appears. (found it on www.boingboing.net).

I am a tad dubious!
c4ts
14th January 2006, 12:20 AM
Gray, chimpanzee-like, five feet tall, and covered in porcupine quills?

They must have spotted Ron Jeremy.
Freakshow
14th January 2006, 12:47 AM
Gray, chimpanzee-like, five feet tall, and covered in porcupine quills?

They must have spotted Ron Jeremy.He only has one porcupine quill.
Anti_Hypeman
14th January 2006, 01:09 AM
I turned my sound up and kept looking down the page for a video link.
Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
14th January 2006, 06:05 AM
Oh well, if it's Lauren Coleman, how can we be dubious?

~~ Paul
Ririon
15th January 2006, 04:57 AM
Cute critter.

If you make some drawings of it in a more Disney-like style, it could easily get a job in Disney's Lilo and Stitch. :) (For those who don't watch too much TV, it is a series that features lots of cute furry human/animal/alien/science project monsters about the size of a child.)
CACTUSJACKmankin
15th January 2006, 09:30 AM
That picture reminds me of artist conceptions of the chupacabra, another piece of BS.
luchog
15th January 2006, 01:15 PM
He only has one porcupine quill.
And looks more like a hedgehog anyway.
Freakshow
15th January 2006, 09:47 PM
And looks more like a hedgehog anyway.How on earth a guy that ugly got paid to take his clothes off is beyond me. He should have been paid to keep his clothes on.
luchog
17th January 2006, 12:17 PM
How on earth a guy that ugly got paid to take his clothes off is beyond me. He should have been paid to keep his clothes on.
Most guys in straight porn don't really get paid much, unless they're spectacularly endowed, and you have to know people to get in.

The truly disturbing thing is that, unlike the vast majority if his peers, The Hedgehog is actually a pretty fair actor.
vbloke
17th January 2006, 12:29 PM
it looks like Charlie White's "Understanding Joshua"
http://www.andrearosengallery.com/artists/artist_fr.asp?id=13
KingMerv00
18th January 2006, 11:17 AM
How on earth a guy that ugly got paid to take his clothes off is beyond me. He should have been paid to keep his clothes on.

Someone asked him that once when he was on Howard Stern. He said that he used to be a pretty boy. I remain skeptical.
KingMerv00
18th January 2006, 11:19 AM
The truly disturbing thing is that, unlike the vast majority if his peers, The Hedgehog is actually a pretty fair actor.

He's smart and well spoken too. He sorta destroys the stereotype that people who work in the sex industry are mindless animals.
Tricky
18th January 2006, 11:21 AM
The truly disturbing thing is that, unlike the vast majority if his peers, The Hedgehog is actually a pretty fair actor.
Reasonably smart too. I saw him on a quiz show (Win Ben Stein's Money) and he did well, apparently with no performance anxiety. Also, he was in the outtakes on the first season of Penn and Teller's Bullsh!t.
TV's Frank
18th January 2006, 11:22 AM
...and you have to know people to get in.

Indeed.
TV's Frank
18th January 2006, 11:24 AM
...apparently with no performance anxiety.

Indeed. (Sorry, just couldn't help myself!)
aggle-rithm
18th January 2006, 11:37 AM
A corrupted zygote?
William Parcher
18th January 2006, 12:20 PM
I thought Jeremy refered to himself as "the warthog", not a hedgehog.
Correa Neto
18th January 2006, 12:30 PM
:woo
[Interesting Ian mode]
How can you prove Narnia and animals like that actually do not exist?
[/Interesting Ian mode]

:duck: :bricks: :train
Grimoire
18th January 2006, 12:58 PM
I am a tad dubious!
Secret conclusive proof that the US government is crossing mammals and insects: www .worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=8420&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop

:D

Much higher quality evidence than supplied by Crytomundo...

(sorry, can't properly post URLs yet...)