I can curse people do I qualify?

[Anti_Hypeman]

I have the strange ability to put a curse on anybody using eBay. If someone wins one of my auctions I guarantee they will have a tragedy within 24 hours. They will have a death in the family, a major accident, or be struck down with a serious illness.

My evidence is that every single time one of my auctions close I get an email from the poor victim stating that a major tragedy has occurred and they can’t pay. Coincidence, I think not.

[ChristineR]

Well, I think you'd be disqualified because the JREF cannot sanction you doing all these horrible things to people. Maybe you can show that it works in reverse with people losing an auction.

[eri]

Out of curiousity, what are you selling that people suddenly decide they don't want? Are you selling a hot potato?

[Gayle]

I cursed Microsoft to anti-trust action and WorldCom to collapse by purchasing stock. Beat that, Anti-hypeMan.

[Pope130]

I can cause a used cars transmission to fail merely by puchasing it!

Robert

[sesmo_k]

I can cause any racehorse not to win the race it is entered into merely by placing a small amount of money on.

Sarah

[Tony4245]

Hah.

*I* can make stocks rise and fall by buying them when they're high, and selling them when they're low. Fortunately, I rarely do.

Tony B.

[petre]

You're all falling short of the master. KRAMER can make any paranormal phenomenon dissapear, merely by asking the observer to clearly define it ;)

[rjh01]

Should someone tell Kramer to apply for the $1m prize for this feat? If so who will do Kramer's job?
Petre's claim is the only one here that I have seen fully documented.

[Kenny 10 Bellys]

Do-nuts disappear in my presence, I can get any number of co-workers to testify to that.

[aggle-rithm]

I cursed IBM by going to work for them in the early nineties. Who knew that a temporary dock worker could bring down one of the biggest companies in the world?

[aggle-rithm]

My brother claims that, just about twenty years ago, he made the space shuttle explode just by turning on his TV. Since then he has been careful to avoid watching shuttle coverage, for the safety of the astronauts. What a guy.

[NiallM]

Wow! I've just realised that I have a host of paranormal skills, to wit:

I can make a bus arrive by lighting a cigarette.
I can make even the worst squash player suddenly become a winner merely by my presence in the court.
Ditto with bowlers.
I can utterly defy all the laws of chance by consistently and repeatedly losing every poker session I play in.
I can make birds crap accurately on me from a great height.
I can make it rain merely by inserting cricket stumps in the ground.

I'll prepare an application and get some afadavids* signed.

This must, by the way, be the most consistently mis-spelled word in these forums. I've seen at least 10 variants here not including this one. Is there something that prevents the woo-woos from being able to spell the word?

[Tony4245]

I'll prepare an application and get some afadavids* signed.

This must, by the way, be the most consistently mis-spelled word in these forums. I've seen at least 10 variants here not including this one. Is there something that prevents the woo-woos from being able to spell the word?

I think it's a side effect of the same gene that makes them use the word "gosts".

Don't forget to sign one yourself!
:D

[Tony4245]

You're all falling short of the master. KRAMER can make any paranormal phenomenon dissapear, merely by asking the observer to clearly define it ;)

Very true.

WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

:eye-poppi

[CheeseDude]

I can curse people do I qualify?

I think I may beat you to the prize. I have the supernatural ability to curse at people. I have duplicated this feat many times under controlled laboratory conditions. You can ask my high school chemistry teacher if you would like. It also seems that this power increases in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol I consume. I will have three signed affidavits delivered to Kramer within the week. Are bartenders considered professionals? No matter, I have also demonstrated this feat for several lawyers:j2:

[Tony4245]

Are bartenders considered professionals?

Well, you do go to school to learn how to be one, I think. Or else go to lots of parties.

[Ducky]

Should someone tell Kramer to apply for the $1m prize for this feat? If so who will do Kramer's job?
Petre's claim is the only one here that I have seen fully documented.


not true. (http://www.skepchick.mu.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106&highlight=juvenile&sid=510223823068cd9810d43fcea4b29859)

[Grounded]

I can cause Telemarketers to call when I sit down to eat supper.
The telephone will ring when I go to the bathroom or take a shower.
Flashlight batteries instantly die when the power fails.
I can summon cops at will by pressing a pedal in my truck.
I can cause time to compress by hours by putting my feet up in my easy chair.
And the easiest for me:
I can cause my wife to quickly become irrationally enraged with only a word (usually doesn't matter what word either).

I have many more. Need to get to work on my protocol....

[Tony4245]

I have many more. Need to get to work on my protocol....

Yah, but do you have any WEIRD things you can do?
;)

[rjh01]

not true. (http://www.skepchick.mu.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106&highlight=juvenile&sid=510223823068cd9810d43fcea4b29859)

The above has not been tested or documented by independent people.

[dancerwealth]

I can control the movement of intersteller objects! Without fail, every day I control the movement of the sun across the Earth sky. I can make it rise in the east and set in the west simply by using my telekinetic powers! I know that I am the cause of this because it has been occurring regularly since I was born, so I must be the one controlling it!

[Tony4245]

I can control the movement of intersteller objects! Without fail, every day I control the movement of the sun across the Earth sky. I can make it rise in the east and set in the west simply by using my telekinetic powers! I know that I am the cause of this because it has been occurring regularly since I was born, so I must be the one controlling it!

That's nothing.

*I* control all of the quanta in the universe. By the simple act of observation, I make all of you collapse from your waveform and exist!

Every time I turn my back, you disappear.

:eek: