Pauliesonne
30th January 2006, 10:14 PM
The following is a transcript from a current affairs programme on more4 here in the uk called " The Last Word ".
Playing us out tonight is the initable Mitch Benn on the issue of God - take it away Mitch;
Survey came out last week that less than 40% don't believe in the theory of evolution. Now we've gotten used America believing in this knuckle-dragging, mouth-breeding, credulous bunkiness but it's depressing to think that it's catching over here. On the BBC they won't let me say anything bad about religion - well, I'm not on the BBC.
I believe the good lord loves me
and he loves you too
if you don't believe he loves you
then he'll send your ass to hell
don't believe in evolution
it's too implausible
there is a rational reason
god just magiced it up all
I believe you should love your fellow man
unless he's gay
the Jerry Springer opera's evil
but the gulf war's ok
I believe the universe
is 6,000 years old
I'm getting real good at believing
everything I'm told
I believe that science is unholy
that they've made satanic pacts
I just believe in truth
I don't believe in facts
I believe the lord speaks to me
I'd do anything he said
be it feed the poor and hungry
or shoot some doctor dead
I believe the lord will reach
his hand down from above
and smite the faggots and arabs
in the name of love
I believe in anything the preacher tells me to
and I believe this makes me superior to you
I believe
Oh, I believe
you won't believe what I believe"
Playing us out tonight is the initable Mitch Benn on the issue of God - take it away Mitch;
Survey came out last week that less than 40% don't believe in the theory of evolution. Now we've gotten used America believing in this knuckle-dragging, mouth-breeding, credulous bunkiness but it's depressing to think that it's catching over here. On the BBC they won't let me say anything bad about religion - well, I'm not on the BBC.
I believe the good lord loves me
and he loves you too
if you don't believe he loves you
then he'll send your ass to hell
don't believe in evolution
it's too implausible
there is a rational reason
god just magiced it up all
I believe you should love your fellow man
unless he's gay
the Jerry Springer opera's evil
but the gulf war's ok
I believe the universe
is 6,000 years old
I'm getting real good at believing
everything I'm told
I believe that science is unholy
that they've made satanic pacts
I just believe in truth
I don't believe in facts
I believe the lord speaks to me
I'd do anything he said
be it feed the poor and hungry
or shoot some doctor dead
I believe the lord will reach
his hand down from above
and smite the faggots and arabs
in the name of love
I believe in anything the preacher tells me to
and I believe this makes me superior to you
I believe
Oh, I believe
you won't believe what I believe"