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DRBUZZ0
2nd February 2006, 06:21 PM
Hi.

I recently saw a show on the History Channel which I think should be mandatory viewing for any skeptic or psycic enthusiast.

I was up late at night flipping through the channels and there was a rerun of a documentary produced around 1997, which I had a vague recolection of seeing a few years ago.

The documentary was on modern and past profits and their proficies. They interviewed a bunch of self-proclaimed profits and interperated a lot of ancient writings.

These profits made a number of predictions, applying to the years 1999-2005, none of which came true at all. Some of them included California sinking into the sea, the United States being devided by a great geological rift down the center, as well as a dramatic increase in sea level.

It should be noted that the "profits" talked about this in a very literal sense, drawing maps and describing their visions. So, this was definately not any kind of metaphoric rift.

They also completely missed some major events. There was no mention of September 2001 or New York City being in danger. No talk of a war in Iraq or Afganistan. No indication of Enron or the Columbia disiaster. There wasn't even anything close or which could be vaguely interperated to refrence these events.

One "profit" was so bold as to assert that the "end of the world" would begin in 1999 and that the process of destruction would be complete by the year 2001.



It was nice to look back on some claims as they were recorder a few years ago, rather than hear the current explainations of how predictions had fortold of events, but only were discovered after the fact.


-Steve

Dark Jaguar
2nd February 2006, 06:54 PM
Haha, so why is it they reran this show? Were they actually just that ignorant of what they were sticking in the VCR (I really have no idea what format those shows are stored on "up theres") or did some cheeky skeptic decide to have a little fun after getting sick of all the silly stuff that channel has been peddling recently. Was there any sort of prelude before the show started?

JLam
2nd February 2006, 09:09 PM
[nitpicker mode]
Prophet. It's prophet.
[/nitpicker mode]

Jeff Corey
2nd February 2006, 09:11 PM
It's for profit, innit?

I less than three logic
2nd February 2006, 09:13 PM
Sounds like the prophets on that show got it all wrong. In order to be considered a successful prophet, such as Nostradamus, you have to make very vague and incoherent predictions that will take place hundreds or thousands of years after you’re dead.

Making predictions only 2 years in advance and being specific enough to draw maps of the events is professional suicide if you plan on being a career prophet.

Perhaps they were airing the documentary again to educate the next generation of prophets on what NOT to do if you don’t want to be laughed at. :D

Bet you didn’t know that I’m a prophet also. Let me make a prediction for you.

“Somewhere around the year 3006, there will be a day in the area in which you live that will be announced to be the coldest day on record for the last 100 years, and everyone will complain about how screwed up the weather has been lately.”

curt
2nd February 2006, 09:22 PM
Anyone know the name of the program? I'd like to make my tivo get it.
Curt

DRBUZZ0
2nd February 2006, 10:17 PM
Er....sorry about the spelling mistake. Spelling is not my strong point.

I've actually made some very acurate predictions myself. Here are some of my proficies:

In the great area which starts with an A (Antartica, America, Arabia), there will be a great disiaster. Many will die and the damage will be great.

There will be a flood of water which will wash across the land.

Nations will fight with machines of death and the leaders will watch as the birds of prey rain down fire on the lands.

An aircraft, full of people will crash. All will die. This will occure between 2009 and 2046.

There will be a great economic recession somewhere in the world, at some point, and people will lose money and their jobs.

There will be a great leader of a nation who will use his power in unjust ways.

DRBUZZ0
2nd February 2006, 10:23 PM
I found the program:

(I'm almost certain this is it)

Unexplained: Prophets & Doom (1997) - A&E TV/The History Channel

It's avaliable on Amazon and the History Channel Store.

I'd post the link, but it won't let me because I'm new here.

-Steve

Ririon
3rd February 2006, 04:06 AM
It's for profit, innit?
Exactly. I support the new alternative spelling. :)

JLam
3rd February 2006, 05:03 AM
Prophet:

n.
A person who speaks by divine inspiration or as the interpreter through whom the will of a god is expressed.
A person gifted with profound moral insight and exceptional powers of expression.
A predictor; a soothsayer.
The chief spokesperson of a movement or cause.

Prophets (used with a sing. or pl. verb) The second of the three divisions of the Hebrew Scriptures, comprising the books of Joshua, Judges, Samuel, Kings, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, and the Twelve. Used with the.
Prophet One of the prophets mentioned in the Bible, especially one believed to be the author of one of these books. Used with the.
Prophet Islam. Muhammad. Used with the.Profit:
n.
An advantageous gain or return; benefit.
The return received on a business undertaking after all operating expenses have been met.

The return received on an investment after all charges have been paid. Often used in the plural.
The rate of increase in the net worth of a business enterprise in a given accounting period.
Income received from investments or property.
The amount received for a commodity or service in excess of the original cost.

Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
3rd February 2006, 05:35 AM
"Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit." -- Anthony Bourdain

Because the human spirit is all about eating animals?

~~ Paul

I less than three logic
3rd February 2006, 06:20 AM
"Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit." -- Anthony Bourdain

Because the human spirit is all about eating animals?

~~ Paul

Of course, what else would it be?