Feminist Product Abolishment

[Jedi Knight]

I was thinking about some products that feminists have made politically incorrect and had abolished. It all has to do with the fear of penetration by feminists.

One of the biggest ones is rotary phones. When feminists put their fingers through the holes in rotary phones they thought that was a very bad example of product penetration and they all simply had to be replaced with "button" phones. Dialing those phone numbers, a minimum of seven pentetrations per call, was simply torturing them.

But since feminists have pretty much attacked products such as rotary telephones, it is natural for them to get their panties in a knot over guns and that is why guns and their ability to penetrate are really #1 on the feminist banning list.

BTW, show me one good feminist and I will change my mind about feminists forever.

JK

[peptoabysmal]

LMAO!

Yeah, the rotary cell phones of the 80's were unwieldy bastards.

How about the other side of the coin, the products they do endorse? Seems to me a lot of them drive VW microbuses, if anything looks like a tit with four wheels, it's a VW microbus.

Come to think of it, why haven't they launched a campaign against Hummers? It's that a synonym for a blow job?

[Troll]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
I was thinking about some products that feminists have made politically incorrect and had abolished. It all has to do with the fear of penetration by feminists.

One of the biggest ones is rotary phones. When feminists put their fingers through the holes in rotary phones they thought that was a very bad example of product penetration and they all simply had to be replaced with "button" phones. Dialing those phone numbers, a minimum of seven pentetrations per call, was simply torturing them.

But since feminists have pretty much attacked products such as rotary telephones, it is natural for them to get their panties in a knot over guns and that is why guns and their ability to penetrate are really #1 on the feminist banning list.

BTW, show me one good feminist and I will change my mind about feminists forever.

JK

Sorry. I'm not really a shrink. But I know a moron looking for attention when I see one, and I'm prone to let them know I think them a moron.

Guess what, JK? You're a moron. You find the change from rotary to push button phones to be a result of feminism and not technology or the desire for simplicity or speed?

You sir, are a loser seeking attention for entertainment. Well you've gained the attention. It is here, you have it, it says you're a moron. Wallow in the attention you have gained with stupid crap like this.

[JAR]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Dialing those phone numbers, a minimum of seven pentetrations per call, was simply torturing them.
:D

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by peptoabysmal
LMAO!

Yeah, the rotary cell phones of the 80's were unwieldy bastards.

How about the other side of the coin, the products they do endorse? Seems to me a lot of them drive VW microbuses, if anything looks like a tit with four wheels, it's a VW microbus.

Come to think of it, why haven't they launched a campaign against Hummers? It's that a synonym for a blow job?

Jesus, you are so dead on. Today on the highway as I was driving 75+ mph blowing past feminists in their 2 cylinder Geos or whatever those death-traps are called on my way to see X-Men 2 at the movies, I thought about the radical leftists who want to ban SUV's.

I don't own an SUV but for some reason the radical left hates those things. They hate them probably because they get 30 MPG and are safe vehicles overall, whereas the radical left wants everyone to drive Chevy Chevettes with a top speed of 45 MPH and zero crash protection.

If you ever see a white flash going down the highway driving past some radical feminist with a pro-choice, anti-war etc sticker on her car and the driver of the white flash is giving that bitch the finger, it is me.

JK

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Troll


Sorry. I'm not really a shrink. But I know a moron looking for attention when I see one, and I'm prone to let them know I think them a moron.

Guess what, JK? You're a moron. You find the change from rotary to push button phones to be a result of feminism and not technology or the desire for simplicity or speed?

You sir, are a loser seeking attention for entertainment. Well you've gained the attention. It is here, you have it, it says you're a moron. Wallow in the attention you have gained with stupid crap like this.

Hmmm....leftist with no sense of humor perhaps?

JK

[Troll]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Hmmm....leftist with no sense of humor perhaps?

JK

Hardly. Try again. But this time use some brain cells. I'm a republican leaning more towards the moderate side of things. You should know this as we've clashed before. Always know your enemy.

You merely post crap like this for attention and to up your numbers. You desire to rile the idiots on the left but you mostly embarass those on the right.

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Troll
Always know your enemy.

Oh, but I know them very, very well. I know them more than they know themselves. I know them better than the countries they inhabit.

JK

[Troll]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Oh, but I know them very, very well. I know them more than they know themselves. I know them better than the countries they inhabit.

JK

Yet you call me a leftist? Shows how little you truly know. You were Army, weren't ya? It shows. A lot of hype and showboating. :p

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Troll


Yet you call me a leftist? Shows how little you truly know. You were Army, weren't ya? It shows. A lot of hype and showboating. :p

I know everything I need to know.

JK

[Troll]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


I know everything I need to know.

JK

Well that's actually not taught or learned behavior. Breathing, eating when hungry and sleeping when tired are more instinctual than learned knowledge. ;) The stuff you post shows little to no knowledge and that's what I'm calling you on. :p

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Troll


Well that's actually not taught or learned behavior. Breathing, eating when hungry and sleeping when tired are more instinctual than learned knowledge. ;) The stuff you post shows little to no knowledge and that's what I'm calling you on. :p

When I was ten years old I forgot about more than you will learn in a lifetime.

If I took your brain and rolled it along the edge of a razorblade, it would be like a pea rolling down a four lane highway.

JK

[corplinx]

Anytime JK starts a thread with a post about feminists and fear of penetration, you know your in for a laugh riot.

sadly, some people just dont get his peculiar sense of humor

I'm awaiting the day when I see his treatise on feminists who use tampons.

[Troll]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


When I was ten years old I forgot about more than you will learn in a lifetime.

If I took your brain and rolled it along the edge of a razorblade, it would be like a pea rolling down a four lane highway.

JK

Oh jeez. We used to say that crap when I was a kid. except for that obscure pea reference you made. What the hell is that about? Getting hard up for witty banter?

[Julia]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


One of the biggest ones is rotary phones. When feminists put their fingers through the holes in rotary phones they thought that was a very bad example of product penetration and they all simply had to be replaced with "button" phones. Dialing those phone numbers, a minimum of seven pentetrations per call, was simply torturing them.

JK [/B]


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that one is funny, JK!

[renata]

Don't forget the feminist campaign to replace tampons with pads.

And advocating quitting cigarettes and replacing them with Nicorette patches

And drinking out of cups (look like female gentalia) instead of bottles ( which look like male genitalia)

And wearing mittens instead of gloves ( so their fingers don't look like 10 little male genitals)

And inventing typewriters so they do not have to write using a pen and a pencil( we all know what they look like).

[RandFan]

Originally posted by renata
Don't forget the feminist campaign to replace tampons with pads.

And advocating quitting cigarettes and replacing them with Nicorette patches

And drinking out of cups (look like female gentalia) instead of bottles ( which look like male genitalia)

And wearing mittens instead of gloves ( so their fingers don't look like 10 little male genitals)

And inventing typewriters so they do not have to write using a pen and a pencil( we all know what they look like). And they go out of their way to tell us a women invented O.B. And they gave their worst afflictions masculine names menstruate menopause, what the hell was that all about? It's not our damn fault.

Hi Renata, I never got over to your thread. Sorry. I hope you will forgive me.

[subgenius]

Originally posted by Troll


Sorry. I'm not really a shrink. But I know a moron looking for attention when I see one, and I'm prone to let them know I think them a moron.

Guess what, JK? You're a moron. You find the change from rotary to push button phones to be a result of feminism and not technology or the desire for simplicity or speed?

You sir, are a loser seeking attention for entertainment. Well you've gained the attention. It is here, you have it, it says you're a moron. Wallow in the attention you have gained with stupid crap like this.
Sad when you have no friends, family, love.
Lonely loser waiting to go berserk.
And everyone will say,"He was always a little strange."
Glad I don't live in his town, or world.

Guess now that he's "paid his money" he can co-opt the Forum with nonsense. How many threads with the same rant does his dues entitle him to?

[Troll]

Originally posted by subgenius

Sad when you have no friends, family, love.
Lonely loser waiting to go berserk.
And everyone will say,"He was always a little strange."
Glad I don't live in his town, or world.

Guess now that he's "paid his money" he can co-opt the Forum with nonsense. How many threads with the same rant does his dues entitle him to?

It won't subside. He's bought his safety since he couldn't defend it

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by corplinx
Anytime JK starts a thread with a post about feminists and fear of penetration, you know your in for a laugh riot.

sadly, some people just dont get his peculiar sense of humor

I'm awaiting the day when I see his treatise on feminists who use tampons.

Well, I took it as a joke. Just a little harmless self parody for a slow-news day.

And the tampons treatise is one I'll be looking out for.

[Galadriel]

Anything that gives me the chance at multiple penetrations is something I need to look into.

(makes note to visit Wally World, see if they still sell rotary phones)

Thanks, JK! :D

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by subgenius

Sad when you have no friends, family, love.
Lonely loser waiting to go berserk.
And everyone will say,"He was always a little strange."
Glad I don't live in his town, or world.

Guess now that he's "paid his money" he can co-opt the Forum with nonsense. How many threads with the same rant does his dues entitle him to?

Join JREF cheapskate. You are too cheap to join sub-man. I joined because I wanted to cover the cost of my posting here, but you, hypocrite, you haven't done jack for JREF.

Whine, whine whine, sub-man. It is all you do and all you will ever do on the forum.

JK

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Troll


It won't subside. He's bought his safety since he couldn't defend it

I have never lost an argument on this forum, or any debate I have ever engaged in, ever, for that matter.

You are just another fan who wants my autograph. Just admit it.

JK

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Galadriel
Anything that gives me the chance at multiple penetrations is something I need to look into.

(makes note to visit Wally World, see if they still sell rotary phones)

Thanks, JK! :D

Hi Galadriel. Hey, are you as pretty as the chick in your avatar?

JK

[Bjorn]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


I have never lost an argument on this forum, or any debate I have ever engaged in, ever, for that matter.

JK But memory loss ..... whatever. :p

[dmarker]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
I was thinking about some products that feminists have made politically incorrect and had abolished. It all has to do with the fear of penetration by feminists.

One of the biggest ones is rotary phones. When feminists put their fingers through the holes in rotary phones they thought that was a very bad example of product penetration and they all simply had to be replaced with "button" phones. Dialing those phone numbers, a minimum of seven pentetrations per call, was simply torturing them.

But since feminists have pretty much attacked products such as rotary telephones, it is natural for them to get their panties in a knot over guns and that is why guns and their ability to penetrate are really #1 on the feminist banning list.

BTW, show me one good feminist and I will change my mind about feminists forever.

JK

Actually, feminists wanted to keep the rotary phones because they were the ones penetrating. Men wanted button phones so that they could at least manipulate one kind of button correctly. :D

[Sanamas]

I guess this explains the decline of the use of punch cards in modern computers as well.

[aerocontrols]

Originally posted by corplinx
I'm awaiting the day when I see his treatise on feminists who use tampons.

How about re-using (http://bloodsisters.org/bloodsisters/) them?

[Baker]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
Dialing those phone numbers, a minimum of seven pentetrations per call, was simply torturing them.
JK

:D :D :D
You guys have to admit this was a good one.

[RandFan]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight
I have never lost an argument on this forum, or any debate I have ever engaged in, ever, for that matter.Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination

We'll begin with a spin
Trav'ling in the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy
Explanation

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world, there's nothing to it

There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world, there's nothing to it

There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly wish to be

--Music and lyrics: Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley

[Luke T.]

When I was in the Navy on a combat vessel (destroyer), we had recently been informed that women were going to start being assigned to our ship as part of the latest changes in military policy.

Some of us were standing at the rail, smoking cigarettes and looking into the distance, pondering what this would all mean. We were an all male ship at the time, and then someone wondered aloud what an all female ship would be like. For some reason, I blurted out that when a lot of women live in close proximity to each other, their menstrual cycles start to coincide. Then someone else imagined out loud what 300 women all PMSing at the same time would be like. And I said they would be the meanest crew in history. I said we could send them into combat every 28 days and they would kick some serious butt. And then we imagined the combat scenario, the end of which involved the sinking of several enemy ships. At which point I said they would probably shoot the suvivors in the water, being so mean. And then a shipmate chimed in that they would probably then start crying because they had accidentally hit some dolphins!

:D

[RandFan]

Originally posted by Luke T.
Some of us were standing at the rail, smoking cigarettes and looking into the distance, pondering what this would all mean. We were an all male ship at the time, and then someone wondered aloud what an all female ship would be like. For some reason, I blurted out that when a lot of women live in close proximity to each other, their menstrual cycles start to coincide. Then someone else imagined out loud what 300 women all PMSing at the same time would be like. And I said they would be the meanest crew in history. I said we could send them into combat every 28 days and they would kick some serious butt. And then we imagined the combat scenario, the end of which involved the sinking of several enemy ships. At which point I said they would probably shoot the suvivors in the water, being so mean. And then a shipmate chimed in that they would probably then start crying because they had accidentally hit some dolphins!

:D ROTFLMAO

I'm in a song quoting mood.

And we don't need the ladies
Crying 'cuz the storie's sad --Joe Walsh---Rocky Mountain Way

[Galadriel]

Originally posted by Jedi Knight


Hi Galadriel. Hey, are you as pretty as the chick in your avatar?

JK

Depends on your taste. I'm not blond with pointy ears, but I am auburn-haired with nicely rounded ears. And green eyes.

Oh, yeah--and a jealous Italian husband. :(

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by Galadriel
Oh, yeah--and a jealous Italian husband. :(

Well...as long as your last name isn't "Corleone", then you should be OK. :D

JK

[schplurg]

Good for a laugh on a rainy day J.K....thanks. I gotta admit, that's a new perspective on phones! :)

[Skeptic]

One of the biggest ones is rotary phones. When feminists put their fingers through the holes in rotary phones they thought that was a very bad example of product penetration and they all simply had to be replaced with "button" phones.

And people wonder why I think JK is a troll...

[Shane Costello]

Originally posted by renata:
Don't forget the feminist campaign to replace tampons with pads.

And advocating quitting cigarettes and replacing them with Nicorette patches

And drinking out of cups (look like female gentalia) instead of bottles ( which look like male genitalia)

And wearing mittens instead of gloves ( so their fingers don't look like 10 little male genitals)

And inventing typewriters so they do not have to write using a pen and a pencil( we all know what they look like).

Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw a rolling pin. :confused:

[Luke T.]

Originally posted by Shane Costello


Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw a rolling pin. :confused:

As a former caterwauling, alcoholic husband, I can say I don't miss the days of the rolling pin.

[_Q_]

Originally posted by Shane Costello


Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I saw a rolling pin. :confused:
That's the problem. The rolling pin you don't see is always the one that gets you.

_Q_

[Jedi Knight]

Originally posted by schplurg
Good for a laugh on a rainy day J.K....thanks. I gotta admit, that's a new perspective on phones! :)

Glad you enjoyed it.

JK