Now they're abducting cows!

[kevin]

Found this while wandering around the net. I mean researching, yes researching....

http://www.cowabduction.com/

Enjoy, it's pretty humorous.

edited to make link clickable (duh)

[HeyLeroy]

I think I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight. If I can sleep at all, that is.

[Hamradioguy]

Ah ha! That explains it. Once we had more cows here in Vermont than we did people. But now it's more people than cows. Dang aliens!

[Zep]

What about some of my really obnoxious cow-orkers? They would be far more preferable abductees, in my eyes. In fact, if you are listening, my alien friends, after you abduct them you can keep them - don't bother to return them. OK? Thanks.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Mooooo *whoosh*

[DavoMan]

Moo? *ZAP*

[DRBUZZ0]

I've never heard of the whole cow being taken.

I have heard though that they will take a part of he cow (usually the genitals) and that when the farmer finds the cow that the removal is so clean that it apears to have been down with a surgical laser.

Apparently the government knows about this and has made some sort of deal with the aliens that they can have all the cow genitals they want, and the government will supress the events, so that the farmers will not become aware enough of their cows and the genitals which are being stolen by the aliens with the help of the government.

Exactly what our government is getting in exchange for the cow genitals is anyones guess. One would think that these advanced beings could get the gentials without the help from the government. Or they could just buy them from meatpacking places...probably get them for free actually.

My guess is that this goes deeper. The cow genitals is just the most obvious of the alien-government alience led opperations.

One of the farmers who had this happen to him said that he had once seen a helicopter flying near his farm. That's really all the proof that I need.

Exactly what the cow genitals are being used for is anyone's guess. We do not think cow genitals are good for much except making more cows, and they loose that ability whe they're removed. But consider this: In the 1800's, uranium was considered motly a waste product from mining other minerals. By the 1950's it was a highly sought after component of a superweapon.

Are cow genitals similarly a major componet of a weapon? We can only guess. We could never understand nuclear weapons with Newtonian physics. It was not until we moved to the next level that they became an option. These aliens are further along still.

But as for me....I'm terrified.

[Zep]

http://www.mettricksbutchers.co.uk/products/large/beefmincecoarse001.jpg
An alien cow abductee, when the transporter beam was out of alignment.