I be the new Jedi Knight

[corplinx]

Since Jedi has left, I will fill in for him as best I can.

Firstly, tonight a matriarchal totalitarian terrorist asked me if I would like to supersize those french fries. She was like, trying to brutalize my waste line and stuff.

Like, theres a bunch of world net daily stories I want to link. Just go read their page and stuff. And remember, anything except them and newsmax is commie garbage.

I was horrified to find a movie called "Femme Fatale" at the video store. It glorifies the matriarchal terrorsist image. I rented this piece of commie propaganda and was shocked to find a lesbian love scene ( spreading the feminazi fear of penetration ), I rewound and watched this scene several.... dozen times and paid close attention to the hidden messages.

So...uhhhh... like.... may the force be with you and stuff.

[NightG1]

Originally posted by corplinx
Since Jedi has left, I will fill in for him as best I can.


:D and stuff.

[Doubt]

Sorry, but you just won’t do.

The Jedi brain is a reacto-matic 2.0, which has no moving parts. Ideas hit the surface and bounce back out in a distorted mirror of reality.

In your case, I can hear the gears turning, which means that something is going on in there. Maybe if we sandblast the inside of your skull, we can get an effect something like the reacto-matic.
:D

[Reginald]

Hmm somehow, JK taking a break is like losing the "hefty" kid off the end of a very large see-saw.

You could almost feel the "knicker elastic" of the political balance of the board, snap back to the left side of the shapely Politics teacher's waist.

Oh well.

[Cleopatra]

" Le Roi est mort ...Vive le Roi" :)

Mr.Corplinx.

Some years ago, the great chef of the century Joel Robuchon ( yes he is French...) announced that he would quit the kitchen for ever...

Many chefs tried to take his place but alas... none could forget the Great Robuchon...

Herr Jedi Knight cannot be replaced ...

Ah.. and Chef Robuchon returned to the kitchen this Spring ;)

[Dancing David]

Sorry Corplinx, you lack that spicy tang of JK inflamatory rhetoric!

dancing david

[Baker]

Originally posted by corplinx
Since Jedi has left, I will fill in for him as best I can.

Firstly, tonight a matriarchal totalitarian terrorist asked me if I would like to supersize those french fries. She was like, trying to brutalize my waste line and stuff.

Like, theres a bunch of world net daily stories I want to link. Just go read their page and stuff. And remember, anything except them and newsmax is commie garbage.

I was horrified to find a movie called "Femme Fatale" at the video store. It glorifies the matriarchal terrorsist image. I rented this piece of commie propaganda and was shocked to find a lesbian love scene ( spreading the feminazi fear of penetration ), I rewound and watched this scene several.... dozen times and paid close attention to the hidden messages.

So...uhhhh... like.... may the force be with you and stuff.

Look commie I have already laid claim to the new jk replacement.
So look out leftist!

[Thumper]

Why'd JK leave?

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by Thumper
Why'd JK leave?
Strangled by the forces of rationalism.

[thaiboxerken]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu

Strangled by the forces of rationalism.

Don't question where good gifts come from.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by thaiboxerken
Don't question where good gifts come from.
I'm a skeptic; I question everything. I doubt even Thai Boxer Ken's existence, as the radical dynamic of the thingummyjig when juxtaposed with the primary coaxial energizing coils gives out too much theta band radiation and causes the warp field to collapse, meaning that instant teleportation to the planet Zoot, where the Snargs live, is temporarily offline.
:cool:

[corplinx]

Its me again, the new Jedi Knight.

First in the news, there was like this matriarchal terrorist hazing incident in like Illinois or something. There was feces flung at other terrorists but none of the innocent male bystanders were hit.

And like, Playboy is now going to have women with their clothes _on_ in the magazine. I called the old Jedi Knight and he said he's already cancelled his subscription and his membership in the "Lubricating Salve of the Month" club.

More later......

[subgenius]

Let sleeping dogs lie.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by subgenius
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Why shouldn't they tell the truth like the rest of us? :D

[subgenius]

Tell the truth but don't ride on the name of the devil.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by subgenius
Tell the truth but don't ride on the name of the devil.
Don't you go taking my name in vain. :cool:

[subgenius]

Send us a picture of a typical moment in Tokyo, please.

[thaiboxerken]

I'm going to be in the Tokyo area for a month starting this Wednesday. Who here is in that area?

[thaiboxerken]

Originally posted by Kimpatsu

I'm a skeptic; I question everything. I doubt even Thai Boxer Ken's existence.

This can be fixed, as I will be in the Tokyo area (Toride) for a month starting this week. :D

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by thaiboxerken
This can be fixed, as I will be in the Tokyo area (Toride) for a month starting this week. :D
You're kidding! Read the PM I've just sent you.

[Crossbow]

There are several tests for one to pass in order to claim JK lightsaber of absurdity.

For example, there is a in-depth math test and here are a couple of sample questions:

First, if the total of number of Gulf War I Veterans is 696,579,
and that 7,758 of them have died since 1991, then what what percentage have died?

A) 28%, or

B) 1.11 %?

While 'B' is the numerically correct answer,
'A' is the JK answer.

Second, if 30 % of paternity claims involve a false claim of fatherhood by the mother, then what is the percentage of children who are fathered by someone other than the person who is the named father for all other unions where there is no question of paternity?

A) 30 %, or

B) something much less than 30%.

While 'B' is the factually correct answer,
'A' is the JK answer.

And so it goes.

Sorry corplinx, but you have a long way to fall before you get down to the JK level.

[Baker]

Say what you will about JK but no one could inflame a liberal more then JK you have to admire that in a person!:D

[Dancing David]

Originally posted by Baker
Say what you will about JK but no one could inflame a liberal more then JK you have to admire that in a person!:D

I think that his posts were so way out that they were funny, but if making someone think your a kook is beneficial is escapes me. I feel that he must have had some intellegent ideas but he hid them under a bushel of looniness.

Peace

[jj]

Originally posted by Baker
Say what you will about JK but no one could inflame a liberal more then JK you have to admire that in a person!:D

He could even inflame conservative moderates like me.

Btw, you still haven't explained your suborned argument about "responsibility" on my comments about how the radical right needs to take some serious responsibility for 9/11 and it's aftermath.

And before you go off, again, on me and misrepresent me as removing any responsibility from the terrorists, don't do that again, I was quite clear the first time, too, and you simply ignored the words directly adjacent to the ones you replied to.

So, you can inflame moderate conservatives like me, just like Jedi could.

Hmmm.

Maybe it was true, Jedi was a liberal trying to turn people off of the revolutionary right, and he found out that you guys were sucking up to him and buying it all...

Could it be???:D :D

[Baker]

Originally posted by jj


He could even inflame conservative moderates like me.

Btw, you still haven't explained your suborned argument about "responsibility" on my comments about how the radical right needs to take some serious responsibility for 9/11 and it's aftermath.


You never explained how they where responsible.
A conservative moderate?? All let any one who agrees look up your old posts.

[jj]

Originally posted by Baker


You never explained how they where responsible.
I did exactly, precisely that, in my original posting, in context.

Is there a reason that you continue to deny the documented facts?

A conservative moderate?? All let any one who agrees look up your old posts.

Most people agree with me, it seems. In fact, the only people who don't are the liberal extremists, who think I'm one of you, and the conservative lunatic fringe like you, who think that 99.95% of the world is a commie...

Well, you did say you were taking JK's place, didn't you?

[Crossbow]

Originally posted by Baker
Say what you will about JK but no one could inflame a liberal more then JK you have to admire that in a person!:D

I think that the worst thing that JK did was to inflame everyone.

Please take a look at the comments his supporters (such as they are) are making about him. They all say something like: JK should not leave because he gives us something to talk about, JK should stay since he gives us something to think about, JK is always good for a laugh, JK gives us something to react to, and so on.

So far, no one has said anything about JK being intelligent poster, or JK being a thoughtful poster, or JK was an insightful poster, etc.

True, he would say all sorts of things that would inflame liberals, however these things often showed just how shallow and thoughtless he was. By the same token, he would say all sorts of things that were equally shallow and thoughtless that would inflame conservatives.

Therefore, if a person engages in behavior that makes everyone mad at them,
Then that person should not be surprised that there is no one to support them when they need it the most.

Go figure!