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Pauliesonne
4th March 2006, 11:10 PM
The bible and ecspecially it's major stories are hand-me-down myths written down through ancient times by people and people ALONE!
Cosmo
4th March 2006, 11:20 PM
In related news, Pauliesonne adds one to his post count! ;)
WanderinWTF
5th March 2006, 03:41 AM
I think that it was changed a lot, in fact i think that at one time there was no sin. The religion back then
figured that if there is no sin then there would be no need for any church, and someday their would have been none at all. Religions back then was powerful people they seem to have pretty much ruled the world.
shemp
5th March 2006, 07:53 AM
The bible and ecspecially it's major stories are hand-me-down myths written down through ancient times by people and people ALONE!

Does this mean that the Pope DOESN'T sh*t in the woods?
Iacchus
5th March 2006, 09:21 AM
I think that it was changed a lot, in fact i think that at one time there was no sin. The religion back then figured that if there is no sin then there would be no need for any church, and someday their would have been none at all. Religions back then was powerful people they seem to have pretty much ruled the world.What, nobody relished doing the other guy in simply because he wouldn't agree with him?
Zbu
5th March 2006, 01:26 PM
Does this mean that the Pope DOESN'T sh*t in the woods?

It's common knowledge he craps in his hat. Why do you think it's so big? Imagine lugging the contents of your bowels in your hat for years on end. Why don't you think they all start hunching over and then dying?
shemp
5th March 2006, 10:03 PM
It's common knowledge he craps in his hat. Why do you think it's so big? Imagine lugging the contents of your bowels in your hat for years on end. Why don't you think they all start hunching over and then dying?

Thank you for clearing this up, I can sleep peacefully now.
rustypouch
5th March 2006, 10:33 PM
"Is This It?"

So you're a Strokes fan?
Pauliesonne
5th March 2006, 10:50 PM
Strokes suck....

Franz Ferdinand RULE!!!
AnotherSillyAlias
5th March 2006, 11:21 PM
"Is This It?"

So you're a Strokes fan?

No, he's a fan of posting pointless threads in an effort to raise his post count.

Every boy has to have a hobby!
Beerina
6th March 2006, 08:40 AM
The bible and ecspecially it's major stories are hand-me-down myths written down through ancient times by people and people ALONE!


Assume God had a hand in it. The vast numbers of logically conflicting religions provides astounding prima facia evidence that they must therefore all be wrong. That one, naturally the one I believe in, happens to be the correct one is something like 1/2700.

And, as Carl Sagan said, "if one must be wrong, why not both?"

And yes, members of all of them have completely overwhelming, tear-jerking epiphanies, wherein they're sure, just positive they're on the right path. Again, more evidence that no matter how holy your experiences were, that there's nothing particularly special about it as proof that your religion is the correct one.

Therefore we may conclude that either God doesn't exist or is completely insane generating logically inconsistent religious beliefs in different areas of the world.

And if (one's particular version of) Christianity is the one, true religion, then again God does not deserve worship since it's so trivially easy for the Devil to create so many alternatives, some more, some less goofy sounding than Christianity. (Burning bush? Strongman tales of Samson? et al.) And you're to be held accountable for not choosing one from amongst a sea of ideas, all pleaded for by honest, believing souls?)