What to do if you miss the rapture....

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http://www.thekingiscoming.com/wtdiymtr.htm

[ChristineR]

I already know what I'm going to do. I'll take it as compelling evidence of the existence of God, and go back to being a fundie Christian. I really don't know where all the fundies expect the one-world Satanic government to come from, though.

[Tricky]

I already know what I'm going to do. I'll take it as compelling evidence of the existence of God, and go back to being a fundie Christian.
Dunno. You might do better working with the new guys in charge. The all-loving God will have said "tough *****, Christy" and abandoned you completely, so there's nobody to get your back.

I really don't know where all the fundies expect the one-world Satanic government to come from, though.
Belgium?

[Ossai]

That depends, will the guy in charge be handing out super powers?
It would also depend on exactly which power set I receive.

I mean, come on, give the scientist left super powers and a thousand years adn we'll be creating our own universes.
YHWH, SmHWY - psst who needs ya. :D

Ossai

[Orangutango]

What to do if you miss the rapture....

Have my secretary call god's secretary and ask to reschedule. How does 9am on Saturday, April 1st sound...?

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Sorry Orangu, I can't do April 1. How about never? Is never good for you?

~~ Paul

[Pauliesonne]

I get drunk out of my mind and sleep through it!!!

[Orangutango]

Sorry Orangu, I can't do April 1. How about never? Is never good for you?
~~ Paul

Sound's good to me. I'll pencil you in. Let's do lunch sometime.:)

[Cetecea]

Sound's good to me. I'll pencil you in. Let's do lunch sometime.:)

Do you have room for a third? Never works for me as well.:crowded:

[Beleth]

I already know what I'm going to do. I'll take it as compelling evidence of the existence of God, and go back to being a fundie Christian.
Well, I wouldn't be going back to being a Fundie, since I was never one in the first place, but other than that, that is exactly what I would do, for the same reason.

The all-loving God will have said "tough *****, Christy" and abandoned you completely, so there's nobody to get your back.
How do you figure? If I recall correctly, there's supposed to be seven years of awfulness, and then God comes back.

[DarkMagician]

Do you have room for a third? Never works for me as well.:crowded:
Yeah, never is a great time. We can go nowhere, and even get the party room!

[ChristineR]

I hate be serious in this thread, but Beleth asked. The short answer is that there is a whole bunch of apolyptic talk in the Bible, and it's unclear what will happen. One might even call it contradictory or historically wrong. Rapture itself is a flakey concept, not really biblical. Some people ("Left Behind" authors Jenkins and La Haye) solve it all by saying everything is correct! I.e., Christians will both be spared the tribulation and persecuted!

Anytime a book is number on the NYT bestseller list, that proves it's theology is correct. So we're hearing a lot about those poor Left Behind Christians these days.:rolleyes: