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b33fj3rky
8th March 2006, 07:08 AM
I am willing to debate any skeptic on this forum about the paranormal, and I will prove that supernatural/psychic phenom is real, provable, and reproducible under laboratory conditions.* I AM THE REAL DEAL. I am Psychic Boy.**

*Please note that because I am involved in cutting-edge, new research, I will be referencing studies and experiments you haven't even heard of yet. Also, the scientists I quote will be wholly unfamiliar to you, as you're just plain out of the loop.

**Also, I did craploads of work for the CIA, or the military, I can't remember which, maybe both. Whatever. Point is, the studies I was involved in are still classified, so I can't cite any proof to back up my claims. You just have to take my word for it when I say "My troupe of remote viewers found Hitler. He was still alive, in 1994, in Minnesota. Then we sent a secret squad comprised of Elvis, Black JFK, a mummy, and Richard Hoagland to assasinate Blonde Blue-Eyed Mystery Hitler. Then the FBI covered up the whole thing. Oh, yeah, and an alien base on the moon was involved.

***I also know that you're a polite, well-meaning individual who would never simply scream "YOU'RE A STUPID BLATHERING LIAR" at me, no matter how much I will resemble a stupid, blathering liar. This will make you look weak and timid, and make me look right. Which I am.

****Also, the debate moderator has to be on my side from the get-go.

*****I will also show firm evidence such as repeating the statement "YOU CAN'T PROVE I'M WRONG" over and over, and yelling "YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT GHOSTS AREN'T HIDING SOMEWHERE, NOW, CAN YOU, KNOW-IT-ALL?!?!? HA HA! I THINK WE KNOW WHO WON THIS ARGUEMENT!!! SHOW ME GHOSTS AREN'T ANYWHERE ON THIS PLANET, I MEAN, SEARCH EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE WORLD AND SHOW ME THAT A TINY GHOST IS NOT THERE, NOT AT ALL, IT'S TOTALLY GHOST-FREE, AND MAYBE PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!!!"

******I am George Noory's love child.

drfrank
8th March 2006, 07:28 AM
Sorry b33fj3rky - it's been demonstrated repeatedly that, no matter how hard you try, you can never say anything more ridiculous than actual woos.

Nice try, though :)

Jekyll
8th March 2006, 07:38 AM
I will prove that supernatural/psychic phenom is real, provable, and reproducible under laboratory conditions.*
A real believers would know that paragraph breaks render the proof invalid.

b33fj3rky
8th March 2006, 08:38 AM
Dammit!

I should have known that paragraph breaks would simply diminish my spew mana.

Arkan_Wolfshade
8th March 2006, 08:41 AM
It was a good effort.

Kelly
8th March 2006, 08:41 AM
Whew! I was afraid for a moment that Wanderin had been reincarnated with punctuation and asterisks!

I less than three logic
8th March 2006, 09:47 AM
You scored high in the illogical rant category. You had the “can’t prove me wrong” statement, claimed evidence that you were not allowed to cite, and included a government cover-up. You even referred to the denizens inhabiting this forum as polite, well-meaning individuals, your post was just oozing with woo. :D

You just need to work on your grammar, punctuation, and rANdOm CAPitALizaTIoN. Then you’d be all set.

rwguinn
8th March 2006, 10:45 AM
You scored high in the illogical rant category. You had the “can’t prove me wrong” statement, claimed evidence that you were not allowed to cite, and included a government cover-up. You even referred to the denizens inhabiting this forum as polite, well-meaning individuals, your post was just oozing with woo. :D

You just need to work on your grammar, punctuation, and rANdOm CAPitALizaTIoN. Then you’d be all set.
Shouldn't that be "You just need to work on your grammar punctuation and rANdim CAPit0LizaTIoN."?

Arkan_Wolfshade
8th March 2006, 11:25 AM
I'm thinking it would be, "you just need to work on you're grammer punctuation and rANdim CAPit0LizaTIoN"

delphi_ote
8th March 2006, 11:34 AM
I'm thinking it would be, "you just need to work on you're grammer punctuation and rANdim CAPit0LizaTIoN"

We're getting there.

U JUS NEDE 2 W3RK ON UR GRAMME2 PUNKUASION rAnDiM CaPit0liZaTIoNzorz!!!!!!

Alternately:
¥0µ _|µ$7 |\|33Ð 70 \/\/0®|{ 0|\| ¥0µ® 9®4|\/||\/|4®, pµ|\|(7µ4710|\|, 4|\|Ð ®4|\|Ð0|\/| (4|°174£124710|\|20®2!!!!!!!!

drfrank
8th March 2006, 11:44 AM
We're getting there.

U JUS NEDE 2 W3RK ON UR GRAMME2 PUNKUASION rAnDiM CaPit0liZaTIoNzorz!!!!!!

Alternately:
¥0µ _|µ$7 |\|33Ð 70 \/\/0®|{ 0|\| ¥0µ® 9®4|\/||\/|4®, pµ|\|(7µ4710|\|, 4|\|Ð ®4|\|Ð0|\/| (4|°174£124710|\|20®2!!!!!!!!
You know, it took me several seconds there to work out that the last sentence wasn't just complete gibberish - I guess I've been letting my online gaming slip ;)

uruk
8th March 2006, 11:53 AM
Everybody knows anyone who uses "leet" can not in any way be serious, forthright, or intelligent in the least. Or even those who know what "leet" is.......uh, waitaminute.

Arkan_Wolfshade
8th March 2006, 02:21 PM
Everybody knows anyone who uses "leet" can not in any way be serious, forthright, or intelligent in the least. Or even those who know what "leet" is.......uh, waitaminute.

Heh heh, n3wb. Pwnz0r3d by your own logicz.