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8th March 2006, 07:08 AM
I am willing to debate any skeptic on this forum about the paranormal, and I will prove that supernatural/psychic phenom is real, provable, and reproducible under laboratory conditions.* I AM THE REAL DEAL. I am Psychic Boy.**
*Please note that because I am involved in cutting-edge, new research, I will be referencing studies and experiments you haven't even heard of yet. Also, the scientists I quote will be wholly unfamiliar to you, as you're just plain out of the loop.
**Also, I did craploads of work for the CIA, or the military, I can't remember which, maybe both. Whatever. Point is, the studies I was involved in are still classified, so I can't cite any proof to back up my claims. You just have to take my word for it when I say "My troupe of remote viewers found Hitler. He was still alive, in 1994, in Minnesota. Then we sent a secret squad comprised of Elvis, Black JFK, a mummy, and Richard Hoagland to assasinate Blonde Blue-Eyed Mystery Hitler. Then the FBI covered up the whole thing. Oh, yeah, and an alien base on the moon was involved.
***I also know that you're a polite, well-meaning individual who would never simply scream "YOU'RE A STUPID BLATHERING LIAR" at me, no matter how much I will resemble a stupid, blathering liar. This will make you look weak and timid, and make me look right. Which I am.
****Also, the debate moderator has to be on my side from the get-go.
*****I will also show firm evidence such as repeating the statement "YOU CAN'T PROVE I'M WRONG" over and over, and yelling "YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT GHOSTS AREN'T HIDING SOMEWHERE, NOW, CAN YOU, KNOW-IT-ALL?!?!? HA HA! I THINK WE KNOW WHO WON THIS ARGUEMENT!!! SHOW ME GHOSTS AREN'T ANYWHERE ON THIS PLANET, I MEAN, SEARCH EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE WORLD AND SHOW ME THAT A TINY GHOST IS NOT THERE, NOT AT ALL, IT'S TOTALLY GHOST-FREE, AND MAYBE PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!!!"
******I am George Noory's love child.
*Please note that because I am involved in cutting-edge, new research, I will be referencing studies and experiments you haven't even heard of yet. Also, the scientists I quote will be wholly unfamiliar to you, as you're just plain out of the loop.
**Also, I did craploads of work for the CIA, or the military, I can't remember which, maybe both. Whatever. Point is, the studies I was involved in are still classified, so I can't cite any proof to back up my claims. You just have to take my word for it when I say "My troupe of remote viewers found Hitler. He was still alive, in 1994, in Minnesota. Then we sent a secret squad comprised of Elvis, Black JFK, a mummy, and Richard Hoagland to assasinate Blonde Blue-Eyed Mystery Hitler. Then the FBI covered up the whole thing. Oh, yeah, and an alien base on the moon was involved.
***I also know that you're a polite, well-meaning individual who would never simply scream "YOU'RE A STUPID BLATHERING LIAR" at me, no matter how much I will resemble a stupid, blathering liar. This will make you look weak and timid, and make me look right. Which I am.
****Also, the debate moderator has to be on my side from the get-go.
*****I will also show firm evidence such as repeating the statement "YOU CAN'T PROVE I'M WRONG" over and over, and yelling "YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT GHOSTS AREN'T HIDING SOMEWHERE, NOW, CAN YOU, KNOW-IT-ALL?!?!? HA HA! I THINK WE KNOW WHO WON THIS ARGUEMENT!!! SHOW ME GHOSTS AREN'T ANYWHERE ON THIS PLANET, I MEAN, SEARCH EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THE WORLD AND SHOW ME THAT A TINY GHOST IS NOT THERE, NOT AT ALL, IT'S TOTALLY GHOST-FREE, AND MAYBE PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!!!"
******I am George Noory's love child.