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Sir Arthur Mortal Coyle
7th April 2006, 01:43 AM
Forget the deadly Bird flu, forget Bin laden & terrorists.
It starts with one, but before you know it there's millions ready to take over the world.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/4886272.stm


Pesky Wabbits
Megalodon
7th April 2006, 02:12 AM
"TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
Sir Arthur Mortal Coyle
7th April 2006, 02:26 AM
"TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"



He'll rip your throat out,
Bring out the Holy hand grenade
a_unique_person
7th April 2006, 02:46 AM
It's no joke, just ask Australian's about rabbits. They are just proclivitous vermin.
Soapy Sam
7th April 2006, 03:02 AM
True. So are the rabbits.
Darat
7th April 2006, 03:05 AM
They can borrow my cat Boris - 8 wild rabbits caught over the last two weeks a couple of them still alive when he got them home (it ain't funny!)
CFLarsen
7th April 2006, 03:32 AM
It's General Woundwort, of course.
CFLarsen
7th April 2006, 03:33 AM
They can borrow my cat Boris - 8 wild rabbits caught over the last two weeks a couple of them still alive when he got them home (it ain't funny!)
Perhaps not. But were they tasty?
Darat
7th April 2006, 03:35 AM
The thought has crossed my mind.
Sir Arthur Mortal Coyle
7th April 2006, 03:52 AM
True. So are the rabbits.


My lawyer's will be in touch Soapy, Re: a new keyboard, a new pair of trouser's and hospital treatment due to uncontrollable body functions caused by spontanious mirth.

Nice one :D
Darat
7th April 2006, 03:54 AM
My lawyer's will be in touch Soapy, Re: a new keyboard, a new pair of trouser's and hospital treatment due to uncontrollable body functions caused by spontanious mirth.

Nice one :D

Don't worry the NHS is especially good at removing all and any spontaneous mirth.
BPSCG
7th April 2006, 06:04 AM
The main clues are oversized paw prints and sightings of what growers claim to be a cross between a hare and a rabbit. Stupid goddam Brits don't know the difference between a rabbit and Bigfoot...

And note they have to hire a couple of hunters to deal with it. Here in 'Murrica, we're all, as you know, armed to the teeth. Any rabbit problems here? No. Q.E. freakin' D.

See, you prohibit gun ownership, and soon the wascally wabbits are taking over.

...shhh...wabbit twacks...
Mephisto
7th April 2006, 09:42 AM
The thought has crossed my mind.

It's apparently also crossed Boris's mind - he's only contributing his share to the pride. :)
ceo_esq
7th April 2006, 11:56 AM
It's no joke, just ask Australian's about rabbits. They are just proclivitous vermin.

Proclivitous? As in "steep"?
TimmyBerry
7th April 2006, 12:29 PM
It's General Woundwort, of course.


I love that book! :p
BPSCG
7th April 2006, 12:29 PM
It's no joke, just ask Australian's about rabbits. They are just proclivitous vermin.Well, why don't you stop eating sheep for a year and eat rabbit? It's pretty tasty, actually.

Well, actually, it tastes like chicken. Still good, though.

Or why not set up a national department of bunny supply, that would ration out bunnies to every household? You'd have a national rabbit shortage in six months.
Regnad Kcin
7th April 2006, 04:11 PM
"Don't be the bunny." -- Caldwell B. Cladwell in Urinetown
WildCat
7th April 2006, 04:54 PM
The solution is obvious. All you need to do is introduce coyotes to Britain...

eta: I had to check the date of that story to make sure it wasn't from the 1st.