Conspiracy Theorists Say the Darndest Things!

[chipmunk stew]

Open for submissions:
http://www.fstdt.com/conspiracy/

Thanks to Yahweh (http://forums.randi.org/member.php?u=1042) for creating and maintaining it.

[BenK]

asbestos :confused:

[aggle-rithm]

Will someone be the sacrificial lamb and announce this on the Loose Change forum?

[Yahweh]

w00t!

[Bronze Dog]

Way to use your 9,000th post.

[Sir Arthur Mortal Coyle]

Thanks, really enjoyed that.

just thinking, in my dad's era, for the conspiracy theorists it was always the russian's who got blamed for everything, now it seems to be either the American government or Aliens

The time's they are a changin. The ruskies have been let off.

[WildCat]

I nominated point 7 of this post (http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=2216). The whole thing qualifies but is just too long... crazy insane racist stuff! :eek:

[Gravy]

I nominated point 7 of this post (http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=2216). The whole thing qualifies but is just too long... crazy insane racist stuff! :eek:
Ouch. Yes, Didga1133 is in the top 5 of the Loosers. I had a good deal of experience with him during my brief stay there, and had to put him over my knee when he brought out the "160 billion/dumptrucks full of gold" argument, which I nominated. I put a ton of Looser stuff up, so should be good reading later today. The scary thing is that TheQuest,, who banned me, is among the dumbest of them all, and apparently Dylan asked him to be an admin.

[Luke T.]

A dump truck full of gold.

We have a winner.

[Flo]

Thanks, really enjoyed that.

just thinking, in my dad's era, for the conspiracy theorists it was always the russian's who got blamed for everything, now it seems to be either the American government or Aliens

The time's they are a changin. The ruskies have been let off.


Whatever happened to the Chinese or Yellow Peril ?

[juryjone]

Whatever happened to the Chinese or Yellow Peril ?

The Yellow Peril got together with the Red Scare and the black helicopters to create the German flag.

It's true. :p

[J. Arthur Hastur]

That is one seriously funny website.

[pipelineaudio]

I nominated point 7 of this post (http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=2216). The whole thing qualifies but is just too long... crazy insane racist stuff! :eek:

I may be accidentally mixing different religions together for this, but I dont think so. The type of racism and simultaneous kookism and support for ANY CT as long as it puts america or israel in a bad light seems a hallmark of it

I posted here http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=54384

and I would LOVE to have a name for this damned religion

[WildCat]

Well, it's finally been noticed (http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=2237) by the lunatics:

http://www.fstdt.com/conspiracy/ (http://www.fstdt.com/conspiracy/)

This is uh...interesting to say this least. Wish they would have quoted me once but they just took anything that could be taken out of context.

cheers to this http://67.15.129.139/6014/152/emo/cheers.gif http://67.15.129.139/6014/152/emo/Crylol.gif

people will do anything to think we are whack jobs. Too bad most of them are gonna really hate themselves one day.


Oh yeah, I will rue the day the CT is proven and I'm in the Halliburton camps, or the FEMA prison camps (http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=2053), whatever... :p

[senorpogo]

"some speculate that it was jesuits behind the protocols. that it is the jesuit general (black pope) who have, through the centuries, been the head of the one world government. that they have written the protocals but made it look like the jews wrote the protocol. their motive for the destruction of the twin towers is that america would go to war in the middle east and things would be thrown in chaos and like the domino effect america would have to go into afghanastin, iraq, iran, syria, and hopefully a ww 111 would begin. why? so that the third temple would be buildt. either because of a peace settlement or that the dome of the rock would be bombed or both. the jesuits want the third temple buildt- solomon's temple and have a Pope or black Pope of their choosing (anti christ) rule from that location."

I love it!!!
I went to a Jesuit University so it's nice to see we're getting some woo press. One day, I hope that we'll pass up the Joos on the conspiracy scapegoat ladder.

[Metullus]

I nominated point 7 of this post (http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=2216). The whole thing qualifies but is just too long... crazy insane racist stuff! :eek:
There is a List of Jews? There really should be an online List of Idiots.

[hurdygurdy]

Is there any way to post pics at CTSTDT? I'd like to submit this post:

http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=413&st=0

http://66.96.224.221/images/11sepphotos/usa_under_attack_05_files/usa_under_attack_47.jpg

..................................

C-Raven .... GREAT SHOT


That Pic clearly shows a SMALL LITTLE SNAKE HOLE with smoke coming out, Hey AA how can you "SELL" the 757 story with this small hole.....FYI this is not the CARTOON network......or a MAJIC SHOW......large plane small hole...come on...not sure what went in that hole...but 100% sure it was not 757...


Show me your stuff to prove your case.....I am listening


***just a note when you Finally understand that the Feds did this WHOLE F*CKING JOB you will take a deep breath......and JOIN the TEAM!!****

Welcome.....

Apparently he didn't notice the trees behind the bonfire.

[WildCat]

Seems we're getting to the loosers. You now have to register to view most of the forum.

[Gravy]

Seems we're getting to the loosers. You now have to register to view most of the forum.

Wahahah! They're imploding! It's a controlled demolition!

[Gravy]

Is there any way to post pics at CTSTDT? I'd like to submit this post:

http://s15.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=413&st=0



Apparently he didn't notice the trees behind the bonfire.

Yes, it would have been nice if they had shown the spot where the plane hit, 75 yards out of the picture to the right.

[Nex]

Wahahah! They're imploding! It's a controlled demolition! Well of course it is. Didn't you know? The admin at Loose Change is also admin here at JREF -- it was all a sooper-seekrit plot by Darat to make the CTs feel safe on a little forum all their own, and then WHAMMO! He brings in the JREF, and slowly begins dismantling the Loose Change forums in an attempt to force them here in hand-to-hand (or is that text-to-text?) combat.

Silly CTs, devious underhanded plots are for grown-ups.

[WildCat]

Seems we're getting to the loosers. You now have to register to view most of the forum.
Hmmm, now I'm able to view it again. Must have been a maintenance issue w/ the forum. So they can still be a laughingstock for all the world to see. :D

[Gravy]

Hmmm, now I'm able to view it again. Must have been a maintenance issue w/ the forum. So they can still be a laughingstock for all the world to see. :D
:mad: Thanks for ruining my evening.

[hellaeon]

im suprised they have all this theoretical rubbish about 9/11 when a real process to prohibit your american freedom is underway via Intelligent Design. Those guys should join forces perhaps.

[DavidJames]

im suprised they have all this theoretical rubbish about 9/11 when a real process to prohibit your american freedom is underway via Intelligent Design. Those guys should join forces perhaps.In terms of intellectual honesty, they are identical twins :D

[hurdygurdy]

Yes, it would have been nice if they had shown the spot where the plane hit, 75 yards out of the picture to the right.

They showed it later in that thread, and we get another example of "CT means never having to say you're wrong":


hotdog, heres a better pic, im going to show canadians pic, and then mine, you'll see it has nothing do with angle, just zooming.

canadians
http://66.96.224.221/images/11sepphotos/usa_under_attack_05_files/usa_under_attack_47.jpg

the whole thing (I outlined his portion in mine)
http://www.geocities.com/jimsalv/lawn2.jpg

V2ROT8, I appreciate that, thought I really understood to the extent of what I was getting myself into when some people responded the way I did. I was just sharing some logical thought, we can't get out of hand with this, far fetched theories will always be ignored by people who CAN make a difference.
Disagree

Logical thought ?? Where is it I read all your stuff and I have not seen any yet.....you keep dodgeing the fact that there nothing left of the 100 ton plane and all the stuff....and the 6 Walls and the 3 buildings the plane would have to have gone through...and these wall are not made of cardboard this DOD...come on now
there are pictures showing the inside of DOD and in order for a plane to go through the front and go out the back it there is afront hole and a back hole..correct...This 757 would have knocked over EVERY THING IN IT"S PATH... why are all the supports in the straight path of the plane from front to back still standing....Logical? ....FYI that is NOT Logical....and you can not use the Warren Commissions Findings of the MAJIC BULLET from the JFK conspiricy....The plane has to traval in a straight line in order to make the hole in the 6th Wall...

Logical....??

[coalesce]

"some speculate that it was jesuits behind the protocols. that it is the jesuit general (black pope) who have, through the centuries, been the head of the one world government. that they have written the protocals but made it look like the jews wrote the protocol. their motive for the destruction of the twin towers is that america would go to war in the middle east and things would be thrown in chaos and like the domino effect america would have to go into afghanastin, iraq, iran, syria, and hopefully a ww 111..."

WW111?! What happened to World Wars III through CX? I've been diligently checking my email and haven't hard anything about 107 World Wars since 1945.

Michael

[Gravy]

WW111?! What happened to World Wars III through CX? I've been diligently checking my email and haven't hard anything about 107 World Wars since 1945.

Michael
You didn't get the 411 on 111? That's because it happened in the lowercase universe, a parallel but slightly harder to read universe in which time that we would waste on capitalization is devoted to warfare.

[rdaneel]

I've been browsing a lot of webcomics recently and I came across this strip (http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20050812.html) which I thought you all might enjoy. :D

[coalesce]

You didn't get the 411 on 111? That's because it happened in the lowercase universe, a parallel but slightly harder to read universe in which time that we would waste on capitalization is devoted to warfare.

I must've had my lowercase Filter on. Sorry.

Michael

[Matabiri]

A dump truck full of gold.

We have a winner.

It is now interesting to note that the WTC complex stored $160 billion of gold and precious metals. Thats a lot of metal, dump trucks worth of gold. In fact a dump truck full of gold was found by the teams at ground zero. Where on earth did this truck come from? Did someone in all the confusion decide to grab a dump truck and somehow manage to fill it with gold before driving off (to under building 5). Out of the $160 billion of gold and precious metals stored only $430 was recovered.

In addition, a dump truck full of gold is apparently only worth $430, because that's all that was recovered.

[Gravy]

In addition, a dump truck full of gold is apparently only worth $430, because that's all that was recovered.

That winner was, unfortunately, directed at me on my Loose Change thread. Here's how I responded:

(Long pause. go out for a sandwich and 3 beers. Try to breathe normally again.)

Didga, I thought we were getting along, and now this.

WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION?
AND WHY WOULD YOU REPEAT IT WITHOUT CHECKING IT OUT??
$160 BILLION???
DUMP TRUCKS????
THE EVIDENCE SUPPORTS IT?????

Jeebus, what in the world would you guys do without me? I'm worried sick. This is not good.

I'll leave you with these thoughts:
$230 Million
All recovered
ScotiaMocatta
Well, guess what? He got that info straight out of the video "Loose Change!" It turns out that a lot of stuff I was ridiculing on that site came right out of the video. Ha!

[chipmunk stew]

That winner was, unfortunately, directed at me on my Loose Change thread. Here's how I responded:


Well, guess what? He got that info straight out of the video "Loose Change!" It turns out that a lot of stuff I was ridiculing on that site came right out of the video. Ha!And the usual response was, essentially: "Have you even seen the video? I didn't think so. OWNED!"

[CurtC]

To find out how much a dump truck full of gold would weigh, simply use Google to find the density of gold and the volume capacity of a dump truck, then enter the following search term into Google's search bar: "19300 kg/m^3 * 5 yd^3 in lbs"

The answer: 162,656.051 pounds.

[Gravy]

To find out how much a dump truck full of gold would weigh, simply use Google to find the density of gold and the volume capacity of a dump truck, then enter the following search term into Google's search bar: "19300 kg/m^3 * 5 yd^3 in lbs"

The answer: 162,656.051 pounds.

Or if we take a real-world example, a Kenworth T300 loaded to capacity would hold $367,010,658.41 in bullion. Drive safely!

[Gravy]

And the usual response was, essentially: "Have you even seen the video? I didn't think so. OWNED!"

The funny thing is, in all my exchanges over there no one mentioned the video. Could it be that they know it's a piece of crap?