Canadian elk velvet protects against SARS!

[zakur]

Or so says this eBay seller:
ALL NATURAL PROTECTION FROM SARS (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2926937006)

This all natural, 100% Canadian raised and government inspected product that will save your life. CANADIAN ELK VELVET. Extensive studies by leading doctors and researchers have concluded that Canadian Elk Velvet will enhance your immune system and resist disease. Canadian Elk Velvet will also increase your energy levels to help you live healthier and increase life expectancy. There are many other benifits to Canadian Elk Velvet. Anti-cholestrol,Anti-aging, Anti-Stress and releives symptoms of arthritis...Six months ago, they were probably selling it as "ALL NATURAL PROTECTION FROM WEST NILE VIRUS." :rolleyes:

[Nyarlathotep]

I would laugh but I know tht right now some poor schlub is looking at that and saying "It protects me from SARS!?! Where's my credit card?"

It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

[tim]

Right I'm off out to shoot an elk. They're really common here, so it shouldn't be a problem................
What the hell is elk velvet? :eek:

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by tim
Right I'm off out to shoot an elk. They're really common here, so it shouldn't be a problem................
What the hell is elk velvet? :eek:

It is tissue that is found on their antlers.

[Hogan's Hero]

perhaps someone woudl be able to report him to the Canadian authorities...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3015675.
seems as if only Ontario is in on the act.