I Have Paranormal Powers

[asthmatic camel]

I guarantee that, given enough whisky, I shall be able to see not only UFOs and Goblins but also slightly bent spoons, ghosts and parapsychologists. On a really good day when I cannot afford any booze I only notice the run of the mill pink elephants.

Can I have my $1000,000 now ?

[Kimpatsu]

Ah, but since it was me wot brewed the magic elixir that enabled you to see the UFOs and pixies, the $1 million rightfully belongs to me! :cool:

[BenjaminWolf]

I can give people headaches with my necromantic spells! What I have to do is flash a torch in their eyes while reciting the 666 syllablic mantra fondue things.

[Ian Osborne]

I can turn wine into water. It's easy. Piece of p*ss...

[Kimpatsu]

I piss off everyone I meet. It's like an aura emanating from my body. It is so paranormal, it even reaches to other people in this forum...

[Whomp]

You are all fakirs and charlitans.

I, however, can radiate invisible eminations from the nether regions of my anatomy (1st chakra area) that will instantly clear a room of all sentient life forms.
And lawyers

WHOMP!!!


- I fart in your general direction ... Monty Python

[woodguard]

I have proof of UFO and a GHOST!


I have a painting I did live of a UFO, my camra can't see it.
You cann't see it, but I can paint it !
I see at a did level then most people, I see into the unknown.

I will do a UFO or GHOST live for the 1 mill! :rolleyes:

I will paint God for 2 mill!:p

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by woodguard
I will paint God for 2 mill!:p
What colour? :p

[BenjaminWolf]

Blue...no, yellow! Aaawrgh!

[asthmatic camel]

Originally posted by Whomp
You are all fakirs and charlitans.

I, however, can radiate invisible eminations from the nether regions of my anatomy (1st chakra area) that will instantly clear a room of all sentient life forms.
And lawyers

WHOMP!!!


- I fart in your general direction ... Monty Python

Nice try Whomp,

Unfortunately there is a rational explanation for your powers.
Namely large amounts of Guinness coupled with a late night donner kebab. I have successfully replicated this effect on many occasions. I find that a cork inserted into the 1st chakra refutes the assertion that this phenomenon is somehow paranormal.

[synaesthesia]

There are better things than beer for inducing hallucinations.

[Kimpatsu]

Originally posted by synaesthesia
There are better things than beer for inducing hallucinations.
But not as tasty.