Poles shifting...Planet X!

[headscratcher4]

http://www.poleshiftprepare.com/

[Blue Monk]

Man I love this stuff, hehe.

I can't wait to see the update in June.

[Frostbite]

Beware of the "Rotation Stoppage". :D

[Soapy Sam]

Good grief! I thought that was LAST month!

[jj]

Originally posted by Soapy Sam
Good grief! I thought that was LAST month!

No, it's NEXT month.

And next month, it will be NEXT month . . .

Until we forget.

[Frostbite]

Originally posted by Frostbite
Beware of the "Rotation Stoppage". :D

Holy damn, I didn't know stoppage was a word. I'm gonna kick my french canadian ass.

[fishbob]

I have received email lately from people who have commended my efforts but have reservations for rational reasons. The most important being the lack of Planet X sightings backed up by indisputable visual evidence.

Those darn rational reasons. That darn lack of evidence. Throws a monkey wrench into the works every time.

[Dancing David]

I have no doubts whatsoever that Nancy Lieder is in contact with the Zetas. The question is, are they telling truth about the pole shift this month, despite the failure of Planet X to be easily visible to the masses, as many of us anticipated up until March? It's plausible that aliens have a similar sense of humour as we do, but it doesn't make sense to me that vastly intelligent aliens would play a hoax like this. What purpose would that serve, other perhaps than to teach us a lesson not to trust an unsubstantiated source? Intelligent aliens would also be conscious of the effects such a prank would have on its target audience. Whatever their motive is, should the shift not occur, I feel that veteran followers of this saga will gain wisdom in one hand, and suffer a sense of psychological loss in another.
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Maybe jeremy is smarter than nancy.

Peace

[Captain_Snort]

Last time I checked, it was supposed to be happening tomorrow. Erm like shouldn't we be getting some shocks and stuff as a precurser to this by now

OK, I assume gravity goes at the speed of light from what astrophysics stuff I remember and the passing gravity of planet X will cause the poles to shift. As we are not experiencing anything like that (Did the earth move for you) I can only assume that Planet X is moving as fast, or faster, or very close to the speed of light.

Or of course I could assume its a pile of fetid dog poo and ignore it

[Byzantine Magpie]

Why not go to the Bad Astronomy site? Lots of info there about Planet X, including his impending radio interview and debate on "Coast to Coast" (presumably the North Americans on this board will know all about that show - those of us from Elsewhere don't get to hear it...)

www.badastronomy.com

[Lord Emsworth]

I really should hate to be without one of those first aid kits the page shows, when
the earth possibly stops rotating


I mean, really. Who wouldn't

[CurtC]

What I found interesting is that this guy finds that his bedspread is turned back, and instead of thinking "hey, I must have done that while thinking about that big project at work, because I don't recall doing it" like we all would do, he takes it as evidence that there are aliens sending him subtle signals.

I need to get Michael Shermer's book WHy People Believe Wierd Things, so I can understand this kind of thinking. Then when the predictions (of someone else altogether) don't come true, he figures that the aliens are teaching us a lesson. I just can't imagine this kind of mushy thinking.

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by Frostbite
Beware of the "Rotation Stoppage". :D

That was what it felt like to me last Friday night.

[PixyMisa]

Seven days prior to pole shift (provisionally 8th May)

The Earth's rotation will slow to an eventual halt at least seven days prior to the day of the pole shift, which is scheduled for the 15th May 2003. The Atlantic Ocean is expected to be on the sunny side, facing Planet X and the Sun. Thus the eastern portion of North and South America and western part of Europe, for example, should remain in constant daylight or dusk depending on location. The rest of the world, mainly the continent of Asia, will be in total darkness.Anyone noticed this happening?

[roger]

Originally posted by PixyMisa
Anyone noticed this happening?

well, it _was_ dark here last night. All night! Makes you think....

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Oh my Skinny! The days are getting longer here! The rotation is slowing!

~~ Paul

[RedCoat]

I'm particularly entertained by the "Essential Items" section of the site, which details exactly what you'll need when the earth stops rotating, including:

- "Non-hybrid seeds - Long storage life and good item for bartering in the aftertime."

Imagine my disappointment at having only GM seeds around!

-"Metal Sheet -Used as a roof over your groups dug out trench to protect you from potential firestorms or tail debris descending from the sky on the day of the pole shift. Will vary in size depending on the size of trench desired."

I carry one of these on my person anyway, just on principle. My personal recommendation is 6061-T6 aluminum, as it has the best tail-debris-deflecting properties.

-"Packaging material - To wrap delicate devices or equipment in to prevent damage during the pole shift. Thick foam, bubble wrap, or small cushions could be used."

Well, duh! What would any normal person carry their sheet metal around in?

-"Mountain bike -A human powered form of transport, such as a bicycle, could be used for short excursions away from your survival site for a variety of purposes. Perhaps even as a way of visiting other nearby sites. A mountain bike is preferable, since there will be rough terrain to negotiate in many areas after the pole shift. A bike also doubles as a potential energy generator when rigged up to a 12V car battery to form a DC generator."

This way you can still get your exercise after the earth stops spinning. As for making a generator using only a mountain bike and a car battery, well, I admit I'm stumped. I must have missed that class during grad school...


-RedCoat

[Zombified]

Originally posted by RedCoat
"Metal Sheet -Used as a roof over your groups dug out trench to protect you from potential firestorms or tail debris descending from the sky on the day of the pole shift. Will vary in size depending on the size of trench desired."

I carry one of these on my person anyway, just on principle. My personal recommendation is 6061-T6 aluminum, as it has the best tail-debris-deflecting properties.

No, you want steel. Didn't you see "Night Of The Comet"?

[Dancing David]

Hey once the earth's rotation stops it won't matter, the dark side will get mighty cold and the light side mighty hot.

Funk On

[Ladewig]

Hey once the earth's rotation stops it won't matter, the dark side will get mighty cold and the light side mighty hot

That's why you bicycle over to the area where it is twilight.

[WildCat]

An couple of hours before the pole shift (15th May)
Following the red dust in the tail of Planet X, gravel and boulder showers occur just a few hours before the shift. This in itself is a firm sign that the shift is imminent. Sheltering in a trench covered with metal roof should protect you from potentially fatal hits by large gravel pieces or boulders. You might want to consider wearing a hard hat during this period if you intend to be working or walking about in the open air.
Should I stay home from work tomorrow? The local weather forecast says nothing about large gravel pieces or boulders falling from the sky, the meteorologist is probably in on the cover-up. :D

[aggle_rithm]

A metal roof or a hardhat is supposed to protect us from boulders falling from the sky?!?

Reminds me of the old "duck and cover" method to protect against nuclear explosions.

[aggle_rithm]

I predict that this will not happen, and the Planet-X-o-philes will come up with new calculations in a matter of hours to explain why.

If it does happen, I will come up with new calculations to explain the failure of my prediction that it would not happen.

[Javalar]

Originally posted by RedCoat
-"Mountain bike -A human powered form of transport, such as a bicycle, could be used for short excursions away from your survival site for a variety of purposes. Perhaps even as a way of visiting other nearby sites. A mountain bike is preferable, since there will be rough terrain to negotiate in many areas after the pole shift. A bike also doubles as a potential energy generator when rigged up to a 12V car battery to form a DC generator."I'm just trying to figure out how to transform a car battery into a DC generator. :D

[Luke T.]

Originally posted by Dancing David
I have no doubts whatsoever that Nancy Lieder is in contact with the Zetas. The question is, are they telling truth about the pole shift this month, despite the failure of Planet X to be easily visible to the masses, as many of us anticipated up until March? It's plausible that aliens have a similar sense of humour as we do, but it doesn't make sense to me that vastly intelligent aliens would play a hoax like this. What purpose would that serve, other perhaps than to teach us a lesson not to trust an unsubstantiated source? Intelligent aliens would also be conscious of the effects such a prank would have on its target audience. Whatever their motive is, should the shift not occur, I feel that veteran followers of this saga will gain wisdom in one hand, and suffer a sense of psychological loss in another.
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Maybe jeremy is smarter than nancy.

Peace

Smarter? How? He says this two paragraphs back:

In late 2000 I sent an email to Nancy asking a couple of questions about the approach of Planet X into the solar system. Then shortly after that, I experienced some unusual events that convinced me I had established contact with these beings too. The most significant event occurred during a night in February 2001 when I woke up with my pyjama top on backwards with lesion marks on my chest, and the fire on full blast in my lounge. On a following night not long after I saw an alien grey for several seconds in my room after I awoke in bed in a kind of semi-awake state. Since those initial experiences, I have received many signs from them. These have ranged from updates on their website in response to issues I was thinking about, to spontaneous cuts/marks appearing on my body while awake, gear changes in my [maunal] car, my bedspread pulled back for me just before retiring to bed, and literally a whole plethora of other signs that firmly convinced me of their existence. The full story will be described when the finished essay is posted later this month (assuming the shift is not upon us by then), complete with photos of marks on my body from a few of these incidents.

The cover story is contained in the paragraph you quoted. If Planet X doesn't come, then it means the Zetas were playing a practical joke, or some sort of "test."

Of course, if Planet X doesn't come, it couldn't possible mean that Jeremy and Nancy are a couple of lying lunatics.....

[c0rbin]

The Earth's rotation will slow to an eventual halt at least seven days prior to the day of the pole shift,

The most important question is, of course, how will any of our toilets work!?!? The swirling goes one way in the northern hemispere, the other down south...

We'll be up to our ears in poop! Up sh*t creek! In deep sh*t!

[Soapy Sam]

The post rotation stoppage toilet (or PRST) will be powered by heat pumps, taking advantage of the temperature difference between the day side (or "toast") and the night side (or "freezer"). Cryogenics will be a growth industry. Buy stock now!

[EdipisReks]

oooh, we would get to be one of those cool ribbon planets once the rotation stops! yay!

[aggle_rithm]

Then shortly after that, I experienced some unusual events that convinced me I had established contact with these beings too. The most significant event occurred during a night in February 2001 when I woke up with my pyjama top on backwards with lesion marks on my chest, and the fire on full blast in my lounge. On a following night not long after I saw an alien grey for several seconds in my room after I awoke in bed in a kind of semi-awake state.

That would convince me that I needed to stop drinking Tequila before bedtime.

[razerbern]

Originally posted by c0rbin


The most important question is, of course, how will any of our toilets work!?!? The swirling goes one way in the northern hemispere, the other down south...

We'll be up to our ears in poop! Up sh*t creek! In deep sh*t!

Actually, that is an urban legend. bookachow! (http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.htm) ;)

[garys_2k]

So, anybody notice the pole reversal? :)

[Blue Monk]

Originally posted by garys_2k
So, anybody notice the pole reversal? :)

Ah damn, I slept through it just like Y2K.

I always seem to somehow miss the carnage.

[Captain Trips]

"Shouldn't we do something? Like put a bag over our heads?"
"If you like, yes."
"Will it help"
"No."
.
.
"Last call."


(with apologies to the late Douglas Adams.)

[WildCat]

Originally posted by Blue Monk


Ah damn, I slept through it just like Y2K.

I always seem to somehow miss the carnage.
Don't worry, it seems the date has been pushed back a bit. (http://www.poleshiftprepare.com/)
ZetaTalk has finally announced the day of the pole shift will be the 27th May, preceded by 5.9 days of rotation stoppage. The timeline above summarises the main events that will occur (assuming rotation stoppage is noticeable by Tuesday 20th May).
2 hours, 26 minutes more of daylight today! Complete halt by tomorrow. My garden will love it.

Can they keep pushing the date back forever?

[MRC_Hans]

During 2002 Earth's rotation will continue to slow as it is now. This will not be apparent to the general public because clocks will be quietly adjusted by the authorities. ROFLMFAO! So authorities sneak about breaking into EVERY house in the country in EVERY country fine-adjusting EVERY clock, including wrist-watches worn by people to cover up? Just imagine the logistics! This is f*cking hilarious.

I always marvel at the fact that some people can be totally stark raving bonkers and still read and write and survive their daily encounter with traffic and house-hold utensils.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hans

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

You know those chemtrails that the government is spraying all over the world? They contain high-tech clock-adjusting nanobots that do all the clock manipulation. You gotta admit, it's pretty amazing.

~~ Paul

[PixyMisa]

I bet when it's all over 4 out of 5 VCRs will still be blinking 00:00.

[RedCoat]

I have, in the past, been skeptical of the so-called "men in black" whp purportedly harass UFO enthusiasts. Now, however, thanks to this thread, I have put all the pieces of the jigsaw together:

- UFOs are giant counterweights, designed by the (secret) government to try to counteract the earth's loss of spin caused by planet X

- Men-In-Black are secret government agents who's secret mission is to covertly adjust all the clocks in the country to keep the loss of spin from being apparant

- the gradual lengthening of the day, although concealed by their adjustment of the clocks, is clearly evident. Spending a single 8-hour day at work feels about as long as all of summer vacation felt when I was a kid.

- My toilet spins the wrong way! I must have a "South American Standard" instead of "American Standard" or something.

The only thing I haven't figured out is how Sylvia Browne and free-energy Tesla coils fit in to the equation...

Live well,

RedCoat

[aggle_rithm]

Originally posted by garys_2k
So, anybody notice the pole reversal? :)

First I missed Armageddon, now this? Crap!

[garys_2k]

Sadly, it seems now the pole shift may NOT take place. The front page has a link to the "What's New" section labelled "Pole shift unlikely" and there's a note that a new editorial will soon be put up since the late sunset never happened.

Gee, what to do with all the bottled water and sheet metal?

[MRC_Hans]

Well, at least he is honest. That's one plus point for him (so now he's on -99, heheh heheh).

Hans

[WildCat]

Originally posted by garys_2k
Gee, what to do with all the bottled water and sheet metal?
You can make a nifty little shed w/ the sheet metal in which to store the bottled water, mountain bike and other pole shift supplies.

[Lord Emsworth]

Planet X hasn't come yet.

Probably it was just being held up by a quiet little chat with Planet Y

[RichardR]

Originally posted by garys_2k
Sadly, it seems now the pole shift may NOT take place. The front page has a link to the "What's New" section labelled "Pole shift unlikely" and there's a note that a new editorial will soon be put up since the late sunset never happened.You fool! That's because the government altered all our clocks so that we think the sunset happened at the same time. :D