The second war in heaven

[kedo1981]

1: And it came to past, in the fifty third billionth year of the holy eternity.
2: Sayth Jesus Christ savior of man, to his father Yahwa, “my lord, hath not their suffering in hell gone on for long enough?”
3: And the Lord God said “is not my word eternal and does it not say that their damnation is also eternal”.
4:And Jesus said “but my heart grows heavy with sorrow at their plight, their lives were but instants in time yet they are damned for all time”.
5: And God said “SO”
6: And Jesus turned from his father.
7: Thus began the second war in heaven.

[clarsct]

??

[The_Fire]

And here I thought we were about to speak about "Gods Secret Army (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114194/)".....

So....
??????

Where did you get this?
Why did you post it here?
What do you want us to do about it?

[TobiasTheViking]

i'm getting a tingly feeling in my atheist bone

[Huntster]

And so goes the imagination of the human spirit.

Disregard the laws of Heaven and Earth, just imagine your way out of trouble.

Good Job, and Good Luck.

[TragicMonkey]

http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc264.gif

Well, why not? Imagine spending eternity with your dad in charge of everything. How annoying would that be?

[Nex]

1: And it came to past, in the fifty third billionth year of the holy eternity.
2: Sayth Jesus Christ savior of man, to his father Yahwa, “my lord, hath not their suffering in hell gone on for long enough?”
3: And the Lord God said “is not my word eternal and does it not say that their damnation is also eternal”.
4:And Jesus said “but my heart grows heavy with sorrow at their plight, their lives were but instants in time yet they are damned for all time”.
5: And God said “SO”
6: And Jesus turned from his father.
7: Thus began the second war in heaven. That would make an awesome movie. :D

[TragicMonkey]

That would make an awesome movie. :D

Especially if both Jesus and God courted Satan as an ally to tip the balance. And the Holy Ghost could sneak in and steal the Omega Formula while the other two were fighting. And there would be lots of kung fu fighting. And maybe Daleks.

[Nex]

Especially if both Jesus and God courted Satan as an ally to tip the balance. And the Holy Ghost could sneak in and steal the Omega Formula while the other two were fighting. And there would be lots of kung fu fighting. And maybe Daleks.But to make it a box-office smash, we need a couple hotties. Angelina Jolie, maybe, and... erm... Ewan McGregor?

ETA: We need a good script-writer or two. Where's RT and Slingblade? And Dr. A. should write the musical scenes.

[TragicMonkey]

But to make it a box-office smash, we need a couple hotties. Angelina Jolie, maybe, and... erm... Ewan McGregor?

ETA: We need a good script-writer or two. Where's RT and Slingblade? And Dr. A. should write the musical scenes.

Oddly enough, I was thinking about Angelina Jolie for the role of the Virgin Mary. Dressed as, and acting like, Lara Croft, of course. No more wimpy, blue-cloaked, weepy Virgin Mary waiting at home for the menfolk to do things. Not any more. This Virgin Mary packs heat, takes names, and kicks ass. "The fruit of my what? You sick bastard!" and then she teaches some manners.

[Jimbo07]

1: And it came to past, in the fifty third billionth year of the holy eternity.
2: Sayth Jesus Christ savior of man, to his father Yahwa, “my lord, hath not their suffering in hell gone on for long enough?”
3: And the Lord God said “is not my word eternal and does it not say that their damnation is also eternal”.
4:And Jesus said “but my heart grows heavy with sorrow at their plight, their lives were but instants in time yet they are damned for all time”.
5: And God said “SO”
6: And Jesus turned from his father.
7: Thus began the second war in heaven.

Does this count as religious fanfic? You know, amateur (generally bad) fiction based on previous fiction?

:confused:

[Zep]

Sorry folks - been done before. Dianetics and all that...

[kedo1981]

“This is kinda fun”

The book of Jerry
Chapter 2

1: “Behold my lord” sayth Satan, “we have come to this place of darkness, where not even time itself flows, so that we may par lee and none save us will know.”
2: and God said “Indeed my faithful servant, it is so, my oh my, you sure know how to arrange things.”
3: And Satan said, “Have I not fulfilled that role that you hath ordained at the very beginning of time, and was I not hated and scorned by even the insects that crawlth in the dirt, all for the privilege of serving your plan”
4: “ It is true oh Lucifer, for you among all the race of my angels, hath endured the most “
5: “Then know this He Who is named I AM” said Satan “ your son Jesus, most beloved of the angels, is now, I suspect, building an army, the goal of which is to fling open the very gates of hell and free the souls there in damned”.
6: And God’s heart was in a deep sadness so profound that even the caress of Mary soothed him not, and God hid from creation for a million years

[Beerina]

http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc264.gif

Well, why not? Imagine spending eternity with your dad in charge of everything. How annoying would that be?

Hehehe, reminds me of a "Kids in the Hall" skit where Bruce is giving a monologue about his dad. "You just wait," then he raises his fist in the air and shakes it, "and you pick your day."

[Beerina]

Does this count as religious fanfic? You know, amateur (generally bad) fiction based on previous fiction?

:confused:

[X] Religious
[X] Amateur
[X] Generally bad
[X] Based on previous fiction: The Bible
*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*=-=*
= Fan fiction!