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Dr Adequate
14th May 2006, 06:37 PM
Discuss.

E Pluribus Unum and good luck.
Mercutio
14th May 2006, 06:42 PM
This was post 6000?
no one in particular
14th May 2006, 06:43 PM
It's the same as any other way. But we use an SUV and a firearm.
WildCat
14th May 2006, 07:02 PM
This (http://www.supermantv.net/superman/moviewallpaper/patriotic/american-flag.jpg).
Dr Adequate
14th May 2006, 07:04 PM
This was post 6000? I'm saving the truely demonic one up for post 6666.

In the meantime ... I'm just askin'.
Zep
14th May 2006, 07:53 PM
I guess the American way is the way the Kennedys of MA do it.

No, wait, it's the way the KKK do it, in pointy hoods.

Hmmm, no, more like how the Daughters of the American Republic do it.

OK, this is it - how LA beach-boys do it.

Nearly there - how Utah coal-miners do it.

Not QUITE right - it's how the hippies in 'Frisco do it.

Dammit! Everyone's way is different! What the heck IS a standard "American" anyway??
rdaneel
14th May 2006, 08:33 PM
Our way, or the highway of course.
Whoracle
14th May 2006, 08:35 PM
Blame liberals for all our problems.
Pauliesonne
14th May 2006, 08:49 PM
Liberals are the best thing that happened to humanity.

Liberal atheist scientists.
Amapola
14th May 2006, 08:56 PM
What's the American Way? 350 pounds.





:D
Luke T.
14th May 2006, 09:32 PM
The American way is to sell it at a markup, and keep as much of it out of the hands of the government as possible.
peptoabysmal
14th May 2006, 10:31 PM
The third thing that Superman promised to fight for.
shecky
14th May 2006, 10:57 PM
Who is the American huey?
Pauliesonne
15th May 2006, 09:38 AM
Who is the American huey?

Donald Duck's nephew.
Dinsdale Piranha
15th May 2006, 09:42 AM
The American Way:

Chicks.
Guns.
Drugs.
Red Meat.

Substitute Jesus for any of the above.
Pauliesonne
15th May 2006, 09:47 AM
You forgot alcohol!!!!!
Dinsdale Piranha
15th May 2006, 09:51 AM
You forgot alcohol!!!!!

Alcohol falls under the *Drugs* category.

As in: "Alcohol is my drug of choice."
headscratcher4
15th May 2006, 09:54 AM
What is the American way?

Making you change planes in Dallas.
Pauliesonne
15th May 2006, 09:55 AM
OOPS!

I think that morning glass of rum is starting to kick in.........
Dinsdale Piranha
15th May 2006, 09:59 AM
OOPS!

I think that morning glass of rum is starting to kick in.........

An Irishman drinking rum.....for breakfast?

Shocking, I would have thought whiskey or stout.
Chaos
15th May 2006, 10:02 AM
What is the American way?

Making you change planes in Dallas.

Did you *have* to remind me :(

Seven hours waiting for the rule8ing replacement for the rule8ing plane that got diverted to San rule8ing Antonio due to a rule8ing thunderstorm. :mad:

They have there rule8ing thunderstorms (although I donīt know how a thunderstorm can rule8) every rule8ing year that time of the year. But they have not learned to rule8ing prepare and plan ahead for this.:covereyes
Pauliesonne
15th May 2006, 10:26 AM
An Irishman drinking rum.....for breakfast?

Shocking, I would have thought whiskey or stout.

Na....

I drank whiskey for breakfast yesterday and I bathe in stout.
Jocko
15th May 2006, 10:40 AM
What is the American way?

Two lefts, then a right at the Dairy Queen. If you pass a Shell station, you've gone too far.
Upchurch
15th May 2006, 10:54 AM
Two women, dressed in cheerleading costumes who will....


oh, wait. That's the American Dream.
strathmeyer
15th May 2006, 11:03 AM
Two women, dressed in cheerleading costumes who will....

oh, wait. That's the American Dream.

Together we can make it the American Reality.
bob_kark
15th May 2006, 11:20 AM
I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with REO Speedwagon.
Grammatron
15th May 2006, 11:44 AM
Two women, dressed in cheerleading costumes who will....


oh, wait. That's the American Dream.

The American Way is to achieve that dream.
H3LL
15th May 2006, 11:45 AM
Is it like the milkyway and the rest of the universe is unknown, imagined to be somewhere other than it is and not important?

Alternatively a red white and blue chocolate bar?

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rats
17th May 2006, 03:13 AM
Alcohol falls under the *Drugs* category.

As in: "Alcohol is my drug of choice."

"Alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drink!"
David Swidler
17th May 2006, 05:02 AM
American whey comes from American "cheese" (or, as the packaging so clearly and appetizingly labels it, "pasteurized process cheese food product." Salivating yet?).
Luke T.
17th May 2006, 06:08 AM
The American way is to buy a new one every couple of years. House...car...wife...
BPSCG
17th May 2006, 07:39 AM
Start your own business;
Hire sales reps;
Get a cut of all their sales;
Have the sales reps hire sub-sales-reps;
Get a cut of the sales reps' cut of the sub-sales-reps sales;
Have the sub-sales-reps hire sub-sub-sales-reps;
Get a cut of the sub-sales reps' cut of ...It's the AmericanWay (http://www.amway.com/en/BusOpp/the-amway-sales-plan-10096.aspx).
3point14
17th May 2006, 07:49 AM
I feel sure there's apple pie involved somewhere?

But what do I know, I'm on the other side of the Atlantic.
Almo
17th May 2006, 08:13 AM
A damn good Crytal Method track off Legion of Boom.
Orb
17th May 2006, 02:38 PM
The American way is the wrong way, only faster!
TragicMonkey
17th May 2006, 02:49 PM
The American Way is answering the same question three hundred million different ways.
Nancarrow
17th May 2006, 03:08 PM
Two women, dressed in cheerleading costumes who will....


oh, wait. That's the American Dream.


We are all Americans now.
Polaris
17th May 2006, 06:13 PM
What's the American Way? 350 pounds.





:D

Yaaaaaaaay! I'm in outstanding physical condition! Yaaaaaay! I'm light as a feather!!! Yaaaaaaaay! Call me Steve "Polaris" Prefontaine!!!!