New Hal Lindsey Cartoon-World Upside Down?

[billiefan2000]

http://hallindsey.com/cartoons/cartoon80.jpg

is something every Christian and Non Christian should see.

[Skeptical Greg]

When you see these things happening look up, for Jesus is coming soon! Are you ready?

Yes, that is hillarious...:D

I don't understand the pictures though..:confused:

[hgc]

Originally posted by billiefan2000
http://hallindsey.com/cartoons/cartoon80.jpg

is something every Christian and Non Christian should see.
Just Christians and Non Christians? What about everyone else? Should they see it too?

Uh, don't bother answering that. Oh yeah, it's post-and-run-billie -- never answers for anything.

[hgc]

By the way, Billiefan, you should check out our new friend Jal. He's the Moslem version of you. If the two of you lined up correctly, the interference pattern might cancel out the both of your uninteresting posts.

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by hgc

Just Christians and Non Christians? What about everyone else? Should they see it too?

Uh, don't bother answering that. Oh yeah, it's post-and-run-billie -- never answers for anything.


Urr.. ummm.. Doesn't ' Non Christian ', cover 'everyone' who is not a Christian?:confused:

[hgc]

Originally posted by Diogenes



Urr.. ummm.. Doesn't ' Non Christian ', cover 'everyone' who is not a Christian?:confused:
;)

Just checking to see if anyone is awake out there, particularly our resident (occasionally) Teal Redmann (whoever that is) worshiper.

[Skeptical Greg]

I came real close to adding that to my sig, but it's too cluttered as it is, and I'm not ready to give the other stuff up yet..

[Gregor]

What do you think Billifan tells the other kids at the Wednesday night Bible study? That he is preaching to some heathens via the web? That he 'knows' alot of people going to hell through certain web pages?

What is the point of his posts here, as he never debates or explains the irony of his position - attacking some premillennialists and at the same time proclaiming the good news of the Bible.

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by Gregor
What do you think Billifan tells the other kids at the Wednesday night Bible study? That he is preaching to some heathens via the web? That he 'knows' alot of people going to hell through certain web pages?

What is the point of his posts here, as he never debates or explains the irony of his position - attacking some premillennialists and at the same time proclaiming the good news of the Bible.

I remember one thread where Billifan actually conversed a bit.. There may have been others..

[zakur]

I've always wondered of which "billie" is billiefan2000 a fan? A quick Google search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=billiefan2000) found this profile (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/UserProfile/userid-6217). Is this our guy?Age: 22
Sex: Male
Location: Omaha Nebraska

Fan of the show Sue Thomas F.B.Eye and am huge Trivia Fanatic.

I am Single,Christian,180-195 Pounds,and am a fan of BILLIE PIPER(whom you probably could tell from the nickname BILLIEFAN2000.)

I graduated from North High School in 1998 by the way.

If I am online I am either checking my e-mail or at:

http://www.raptureready.com

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by zakur
I've always wondered of which "billie" is billiefan2000 a fan? A quick Google search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=billiefan2000) found this profile (http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/UserProfile/userid-6217). Is this our guy?

I think you may have something there...


180-195 pounds? WTF?

Does he have some heavy shoes ( clown shoes maybe..?) that he wears sometimes?

[Gregor]

Our lonely, single, xian, armaggedon-wishing own!

[hgc]

OK. Now we know something. At 180-195 lbs, it's probably a he (or the weight wouldn't have been referenced). As for Billie Piper, well that explains ... nothing.

[hgc]

OK. Found out about Billie Piper.

Billie Piper (http://www.billie-piper.com/)

Oy. Looks like we've got a case of arrested development.

[Gregor]

180 lbs - naked

195 lbs - while holding (i) NKJV with concordance and cute Precious Moments pictures depicting wonderful Biblical scenes, (ii) all four of the 'Left Behind' books, and (iii) security blanket.

And as a big fan of Billy Piper and Teal Redman, I'm not certain our Billifan2000 is a guy. Oy, indeed.

[hgc]

Oh. I almost forgot. As long as I'm wasting time responding to billiefan, I should address the actual topic of his post.

It's a little comic that seems to indicate that the hiring of Patricia Ireland to run the YWCA, along with the existence of Qaddaffi, Castro and Assad is an indication that the final battle is coming.

Jebus Crisp, Billiefan, aren't you kind of young to be obsessing about the end of the world?!? I bet Teal Redmann doesn't get raptured.

[billiefan2000]

For starters the bible dont talk about the end of the world,it mentions the end of the age of grace,but not the end of the world.


Second,it is a need to know info.


When the rapture happens,and you all are left behind,arent you going to want to know why people are missing.

[hgc]

Originally posted by billiefan2000
For starters the bible dont talk about the end of the world,it mentions the end of the age of grace,but not the end of the world.


Second,it is a need to know info.


When the rapture happens,and you all are left behind,arent you going to want to know why people are missing.
Yes. I was using "end of the world" in a more metaphorical sense. Of course the world will still exist. I mean it is self-evident, right? As for missing people, I'm thinkng that God will alter my memory so that I won't miss the people that are gone. It'll be as if they never existed.

There are some technical issues to work out though. Suppose both the pilot and co-pilot of a commercial airline flight are in a state of grace and are raptured. Will the plane crash or will God slip in a few graceless pilots as substitutes to land the plane? Well you won't be here to find out. Suppose I could send you a letter in heaven telling you what happened?

[Gregor]

What do you mean the Bible doesn't talk about the end of the world?

If your point is that the planet will still exist, although all people will either be in heaven or hell - that's kind of the end of the world, as far as people are concerned.

[billiefan2000]

Originally posted by Gregor
What do you mean the Bible doesn't talk about the end of the world?

If your point is that the planet will still exist, although all people will either be in heaven or hell - that's kind of the end of the world, as far as people are concerned.

But there will be a New Heaven and a New earth after the 1000 Year Reign of Christ on the Earth so we know the earth will be around forever and forever,regardless of whether you are on earth or in Heaven or Hell.

[triadboy]

Originally posted by billiefan2000


But there will be a New Heaven and a New earth after the 1000 Year Reign of Christ on the Earth so we know the earth will be around forever and forever,regardless of whether you are on earth or in Heaven or Hell.

But what about when the sun blows up?

[triadboy]

Originally posted by hgc
By the way, Billiefan, you should check out our new friend Jal. He's the Moslem version of you. If the two of you lined up correctly, the interference pattern might cancel out the both of your uninteresting posts.

LOL

[Skeptical Greg]

Originally posted by billiefan2000

When the rapture happens,and you all are left behind,arent you going to want to know why people are missing.

Oh, I think we will, now ...:rolleyes:

[Tony]

Wheather you're a christian or not, the cartoon makes a good point. You know things are fuct up when Cuba and Libya are on the human rights commision.

[Filippo Lippi]

Are they holding juveniles outside of the jurisdiction of any court? That'd be terrible!

As for cartoons....

Redmeat (http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1999-08-30/index.html)

[Voob]

(off topic)
One of Billie Piper's favourite colours is lilac.
--return you to regularly scheduled thread---

[LeFevre]

Originally posted by billiefan2000
For starters the bible dont talk about the end of the world,it mentions the end of the age of grace,but not the end of the world.


Second,it is a need to know info.


When the rapture happens,and you all are left behind,arent you going to want to know why people are missing.

When nothing happens, are you going to think about how stupid it was to buy into a modern mythological belief? Better start getting on Zeus' good side. . .

[Barkhorn1x]

Originally posted by hgc

There are some technical issues to work out though. Suppose both the pilot and co-pilot of a commercial airline flight are in a state of grace and are raptured. Will the plane crash or will God slip in a few graceless pilots as substitutes to land the plane?

I'll take a crack at this one if you don't mind.

Basically, the passengers who are not raptured along w/ the pilots are sinners who DESERVE to die.

There - problem solved.



;)


Barkhorn.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by billiefan2000


But there will be a New Heaven and a New earth after the 1000 Year Reign of Christ on the Earth so we know the earth will be around forever and forever,regardless of whether you are on earth or in Heaven or Hell. Wait! I've read this one! See, there was this empire that was in decline and after 1000 years of dark ages, there would be a second Empire even more mighty than the first! The hitch was, you had to create this Foundation (and Second Foundation) in order to keep the dark age from being 100,000 years long...

Ah, well. Gotta love that science fiction, eh, William?

[billiefan2000]

Originally posted by Tony
Wheather you're a christian or not, the cartoon makes a good point. You know things are fuct up when Cuba and Libya are on the human rights commision.

What I dont get is Liberals and in particular those who Atheistic Liberals are outraged at Cuba and Libya being on the Human Righs Commission.


I thought Liberals were for freedom and Human Rights,or is it only Liberals give a damn when it is in their intrests.

[RedCoat]

Originally posted by billiefan2000


What I dont get is Liberals and in particular those who Atheistic Liberals are outraged at Cuba and Libya being on the Human Righs Commission.


I thought Liberals were for freedom and Human Rights,or is it only Liberals give a damn when it is in their intrests.


How does being "for freedom and human rights" conflict with the belief that Cuba and Libya aren't qualified to take leadership positions on the matter?

I also never knew that "human rights"and "liberals" were proper nouns.

-RedCoat

[hgc]

Originally posted by billiefan2000


What I dont get is Liberals and in particular those who Atheistic Liberals are outraged at Cuba and Libya being on the Human Righs Commission.


I thought Liberals were for freedom and Human Rights,or is it only Liberals give a damn when it is in their intrests.
Hey billiefan, I don't normally like to tell people what to do, but a bit of advice...

When you write something, go back and read it, pretending you're someone reading it for the first time. If it doesn't make sense, edit it so that it does.

For instance, what are you saying above? You don't get why atheistic liberals are outraged or why they aren't outraged?